schizophrenicorb

A tumblr with stuff I follow. Also things from the internet which I like. I will try to include links to where I found the things, if not from tumblr.

[insomniac-arrest]

nothing fills my heart with more violence than the sight of a naked wrapping paper roll

this is how Cain killed Abel

[chaos-goblin-time]

reblog to bonk the person you reblogged it from on the head

[schizophrenicorb]

I want the job of the person who makes sure all wrapping paper tubes sound exactly the same bc I’m fairly sure they are tuned to the exact same note like a professional orchestra

[decadent-hag]

if someone asked me “What color is your heart today? Why?” instead of “how are you” I would murder them in cold blood. 

[decadent-hag]

I had to hide the notifications on this and I’m sad bc the responses have been hilarious. Here are some of my faves

[doctorwho-the-fuck-are-you]

HoLy FuCk

[freaknoid]

1) I LOVE HIS ACCENT. IT’S BEAUTIFUL.

2) PLEASE WATCH THIS. I LITERALLY HAVE TEARS STREAMING DOWN MY FACE. YOU WILL NOT REGRET THIS. JUST WATCH X’D

[hyourinmaruice]

oh my god I cannot breathe

[hivibrations]

I literally choked at the end.

[tooiconic]

“…I’m not sure-”

[greenenvyphotographs]

i’m in tears rn this is the funniest thing i’ve seen all year

[schizophrenicorb]

I LOVE BIG CLIVE!  If you’re interested at all about how electronics work most of his youtube channel is just taking electronics apart and explaining how they work.  My wife and I watch his videos together, me for the circuits, her for his voice lol

[hennuswennus]

yall i just found the funniest thing on the harry potter wiki

[randomitemdrop]

Spell: Eyelids For Snakes 🐍😉

[ristay]

Sorry if it’s a little cramped- had to make this all fit in ten photos. Hope you guys like it….. and again…. sorry Andrew

Follow me on Webtoons

[memewhore]

[arsetronaut]

THERES MORE

[rainbow-cokesniffer]

[pomp-adourable]

I’M CRYING WHO IS HE

[vladtheunfollower]

Credit: Symbio Wildlife Park

[schizophrenicorb]

I want a grape that’s proportional to me in the same way these grapes are to them.

[pokemon-personalities]

the first pokemon that pops into your mind (right now) is your new forever partner, your ash-and-pikachu-level pal. your main pokemon companion who will accompany u thru everything. who is it?

[schizophrenicorb]

Shedinja with a focus band.

[tideartist-deactivated20171102]

Needed this to cheer up–

[disgustinganimals]

please watch with sound on

[paon-de-jour-deactivated2022111]

[life-inabox-deactivated20131031]

My absolute favourite cat ever. This is a manul, or pallas cat. Found in the Afghan mountains, they’re one of the oldest pure-blood cousins of our own goggies.

they look like fat balls of rage

[adreamofmirrors]

Just gonna leave this here

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This is how I make my drinks too!

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This is a very Canadian video

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The world’s most patient cat.

[schizophrenicorb]

I sorted a whole jar of Jelly Belly jellybeans with @owlforest

Statistics: 1655 total 33.776 average per flavor 44 median 31 mode 13.5 standard deviation

Lemon drop was the smallest flavor with 6. Juicy pear was the biggest flavor with 66.