Don't mind me. Just passin' by

[junglejim4322]

Remember when I was going crazy 5 minutes ago [chuckle of fond remembrance] amazing how time changes people

[goth-queen]

[lillie-garden]

the potion seller discourse is insane. cop walks into a chemist's lab and demands pure undiluted morphine. chemist says hey i don't make this for human consumption. cop insists repeatedly, crying, shitting himself. in no way is the potion seller in the wrong here.

[lillie-garden]

"the potion seller is an asshole who should have just given the knight the potion!"

you would not last 1 day in customer service

[redwaltz]

No, see, he's an asshole for not giving the cop the potion to kill himself with.

[lillie-garden]

See i would absolutely agree with this take but being directly responsible for killing the Knight would tarnish the Potion Seller's name across the kingdom. + the Knight is insisting he's going to die in battle anyways.

[lillie-garden]

clearly this is why your url is pretend-wizard 🙄 we don't know that the potion seller can't make potions that let knights handle stronger potions, all we know is that the potions that the potion seller does have are too strong. if he is effectively a pharmaceutical supplier, he probably would be supplying to other potion sellers lower down on the chain to sell distilled & diluted versions of his potions. but this, like everything, is simply an inference. with our limited facts at hand, i choose to side with the worker rather than the landed gentry.

[helpeverythingiscats]

I once made a potion that kills you but the undying one drank it and lived and it ruined my reptutation so now i'm forced to weave small coats for beetle grubs. i cant complain the beetles have good money but now whenever im spotted on the street the peasants mock me and call me beetleboy

[lillie-garden]

hi beetleboy LOL hows your beetles. loser

[helpeverythingiscats]

[tcr55]

As an opportunist, when rain, train and dark are on offer, I’m there. The cloud cover had a warmish early morning at Wimbo Park in Sydney’s Surry Hills as the tram headed east.

[dankxsinatra]

[urgetocreate]

Timothy Barr (American b.1957), Evening Glow, 2024, Oil on panel

[urgetocreate]

Timothy Barr (American b.1957), Evening Glow, 2024, Oil on panel

[farewell-to-lorien]

Art by arbor_draws.

[schloatz]

Old people be like:

"My parents got this from their parents. Then I got this from my parents when i turned 25! Now my children (who i didnt pass it on to) want to take it from me!"

[wifegideonnav]

“bits to use in everyday conversations”

[fravery]

Amalfi View with Lemons. Yulia Mykhaliuk

[fravery]

Juan Brufal

[pwlanier]

Hedgehog-shaped jar, Neolithic period (3500-3000 BCE)

Courtesy Alain Truong

[redscharlach]

I feel you, Neolithic hedgehog. I feel you.

[lornaka]

The curse of being a slow artist is that I would get an idea, and then it would only take me three years to bring it to life..

(INPRNT) ☼

[probablybadrpgideas]

"Sadly, the enemy has far more men then us." "Don't worry" Pulls out +3 hammer of forcefemming "I'm on it."

[probablybadrpgideas]

Unrelated to RPGs, but I had a dream where I had the rules of heaven explained to me, and here they are:

Any animal you put salt on goes to heaven with you when you die (there are lots of slugs in heaven).

If you insult a Pokemon even once, believe it or not? Straight to hell.

(Incidentally, Hell recently stopped tormenting people because they're trying to find the soul of Walter White from Breaking Bad. The demons thought it was a documentary and the damned don't want to correct them, you know?)

Heaven has a library with every book and a library with every magazine. When you die, you have to choose which you want before you can go to Heaven.

Every ten years you get vacation days and can go to either earth or hell. They recommend earth but it's your choice really.

The damned also get vacation days. Please don't bother the damned souls while they're up here, they have it bad enough already.

God is a horse. Please don't bring it up, he's pretty sensitive about it.

If you have issues with Heaven, don't worry! There's a basement and if you complain, you get to go in the basement until you stop complaining.

Contrary to popular belief, heaven doesn't last forever. It lasts for an average of 10 billion years (depending on how much technology you want in your heaven house). At the end, you turn into a cake and everyone eats you.

Please remake your setting's celestial planes in accordance with these rules, thank you.

Pencil

[sparrrorow-art]

the shimp got too much attention and now there are transphobes in my notes, this is a transgender blog run by a transgender dyke. fuckers.

[fleshengine]

Reblog this loby when they least expect it.