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MASTERLIST!!!!!!

(Ik it’s tiny but hopefully that’s gonna change lol)

Febuwhump:

Day 1: vocal chords

Day 2: holding back tears

Day 3: pinned down

Day 4: hive mind

Day 5: not trusting reality

Day 6: forced to stay awake

Day 7: alternate timeline self

#masterlist #whump #whump writing

cristinamlt

dredsina

YOU THINK I’M JOKING BUT I’M DEAD SERIOUS

dredsina

one day this comic will reach a million notes and then i’m going to quit my job and become a couch

dredsina

Huh? What’s this? I don’t remember ordering something that big.

Oh, it’s a sofa? I already have one, though…

Hang on, my job sent me this? Is this some sort of bonus or something?

dredsina

Huh??? It’s empty?? Then why was it so heavy…

Oh hang on what’s this?

I’m not sure I can reach it…

dredsina

Oh crap!!!!

dredsina

Everyone who isn’t reblogging this version is a coward and a villain

world-heritage-posts

world heritage post

kittyblobo

The end of Round 6 through Till's eyes

sorce: @sunashia on Twitter

mirror-and-mind

Man, if this doesn't end with the Medicine Seller giving those guards an exquisitely choreographed, homoerotically charged ten-second triple beatdown, I am going to be so disappointed.

shinumeru

MiziSua drunken confession + morning after

kropotkindersurprise

2015 - Here are some gifs of Donald Trump being attacked by a bald eagle named Uncle Sam, literally the least patriotic thing that can happen to an American. [video]

kedreeva

I’m reblogging this again because I finally realized why this is so funny to me, as a bird person.

In the first gif, what you’re seeing is a man who has zero idea how to handle a bird. That’s a heavy bird, and he’s got his arm stretched out as far as it will go in an attempt to keep the bird away from his face. What that does is create unstable footing for Uncle Sam. The handler is there trying to hold up Trump’s arm, but the bird has already realized it needs to leave or it will fall. In the first gif the bird is not attacking Trump- it is trying to get away from him so it doesn’t get hurt.

In the second gif, what we see is a bird that remembers what just happened and is blaming Trump for it. Uncle Sam sees Trump reach for its tether, and makes a lunge at Trump’s hand to keep him away. The bird /does not/ want to hang out with Trump because it has learned that Trump has no idea what he is doing.

Uncle Sam is rejecting Trump based on Trump’s proven inability to properly handle Uncle Sam. And that is both hilarious and beautiful.

Good bird.

rainnecassidy

Always reblog Uncle Sam telling Trump to fuck off

mckitterick

Let’s all do like Uncle Sam.

mckitterick

this thread is from 2015

Uncle Sam knew what was coming

galaaxymess

Finished the wha cover redraw with Ivan! I thought the change of color palette would be very cool ✨️

shinumeru

they're not fooling anyone

macarxncito

Actor au IvanTill having matching piercings… actor au Ivan canonically having naturally curly hair… actor au IvanTill implying that they’ve been kissing off-screen… actor au Till having a high alcohol tolerance which means that blush there is a legitimate blush and not just him being drunk and bro is blushing at the notion of kissing Ivan… how am I supposed to recover from this…

ohai-here

wao

mattieandthescouts

was on a call with birb the other night while I was really tired and I was trying to explain alien stage to them (bc me and our other friend have been trying to make them watch it but haven't actually explained the plot) and my dumbass went "it's like gacha life singing battles but better"

I did actually try to explain the plot afterwards but yk. gacha life singing battles is funnier