Flotsam? I Hardly Know ‘em!

Hey everyone. Call me Cyd or Schmitty. I’m 23, and I use it/they/quip pronouns. I love video games, writing, and animation among other things. NOT TAKING DONATION OR CROWDFUNDING ASKS AT THIS TIME

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You can call me Cyd or Schmitty, either is fine, just switch it up occasionally. I use it/they/quip pronouns, and I'm 23. This is to give the basics about my blog, and to just give some info about me!

Here we go!

General info

~I like to write, sing, and cosplay. I've shared a lot of writing and cosplay content so far, and I plan to continue this. You can find my ao3 right here.

An Archive of Our Own, a project of the Organization for Transformative Works

~I'm neurodivergent.

~I try to use tone indicators when I feel they're needed. Using them for me would be much appreciated.

~I'm a whole bunch of xenogenders. I have my pronouns cc listed below

#2 Game Show Host (@schmittylite)

@schmittylite goes by Cyd, Schmitty and uses They/them, It/Its, Quip/quips pronouns.

~I'm also otherkin! Specifically virtualkin and errorkin, as in being something computer generated, yet missing from the program, as well as vampirekin. I'm also fictionkin, with my highest kins being Schmitty from Jackbox/You Don't Know Jack and Mista from jjba part 5. I also kin Data from Star Trek: the Next Generation and Izutsumi from Dungeon Meshi.

~I do block liberally. Very rarely will it be a temporary block. It's possible, but I have my reasons for blocking, and will stand by them.

Interests

(Favorites are bold)

-Jackbox/You Don't Know Jack

-Jojo's Bizarre Adventure

-Animaniacs

-Star Trek

-Genshin Impact

-The Sims

-Hazbin Hotel

-I Was a Teenage Exocolonist

-Doctor Who

-Dimension 20

-Will Wood/Will Wood and the Tapeworms

-My Chemical Romance

-Green Day

-Little Shop of Horrors

-My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic

-Starkid

-HLVRAI

DNI

-Racist, Homophobic, Transphobic, Ableist, Aphobic, Antisimetic, Islamophobic, any other form of bigot

-Fatphobic

-You make mean-spirited fat jokes/fat jokes at someone’s expense

-Transmisogynists

-Transmisandrists

-Anti Self-Diagnosis

-Anti-endo and anti-created systems (neutral too. You can’t be neutral on someone’s literal existence.)

-Anti age regression

-Anti pet regression

-transmeds

-sysmeds

-Fakeclaimers

-Harry Potter fans

-Chloe Bourgeois fans/apologists

-Genuine Schmitty haters (I will try to avoid general negative comments. I guess that would be more of like a 'Cyd don't look!' thing)

-Anyone who excuses the erasure of marginalized identities in media (Specifically the MCU) or takes part in it.

-Deniers of the Holocaust, the genocide in Gaza, or the 1/6 Insurrection

-Anti-Otherkin/Alterhuman/Fictionkin/Therian/etc.

-MAGA supporters

-Pro-War

-Anti-ACAB

-Purposely uses tone indicators wrong/mocks tone indicators

-Discourse of any kind. This includes syscourse, fandom discourse, identity discourse, anything.

-anti self-ship

-hate towards my comfort characters

Stuff I try to avoid

-Squid Game

-Inside Job

-Heavy amounts of gore

-Detailed descriptions of bugs

-Schmitty hate

-Extreme flashing lights

-Venting

-Please don't call me any slurs. Even if they are reclaimable for you or me, I'm just not comfortable with that

-Please don't send me donation asks.

Other Accounts

~@falsetoons: Incorrect Animainacs Quotes

~@welcometoschmittlash: Schmitty fan blog

~@schmitty-speaks-to-you: Schmitty rp blog

~@abbacchiositalianpiss: JJBA fan blog

~@ask-creaturebox-household: Jackbox/YDKJ supernatural creatures AU askblog

~@magical-mista-ry-blog: Guido Mista rp blog

Tags

#cyd's sentiments: general thoughts/random silly things I want to write about

#cyd foams at the mouth: rants

I think that is all! Thanks so much for reading!

Shutting Down

[boiledegghole]

bringing this over from twitter bc this person literally gets it. watching su for the first time i was literally shocked by how wonderfully toxic the yuri was there. thank you women 🙏

[catchymemes]

[kawfimachine]

MEET AND HUH???

[awesomesauceahhh]

[hard-times-paramore]

Rock OC slider

[punkitt-is-here]

quirky fourth wall breaking character but theyre just fucking. wrong about the medium theyre in. they keep making references to cinematic techniques and directorial styles and the other fourth wall breaking character is like "dumbass we're in a fucking comic book" and they are in a video game.

[totally-cis-offical]

Well currently they’re in a tumblr post but I see your point

[captain-price-returns]

[bewbin]

wait what did nintendo ds stand for? dick sucking??ewwwww. the dsi? dick suck international??? ewwww

[zephyrusphi]

yuo cant say this during plague month

[zephyrusphi]

pride month. pharohs curse got me

[loldodgers-deactivated20180416]

What if Mike was short for Micycle

[fdsfjdsfjkf93723679267-deactiva]

every now and then theres a text post that gets stuck in my damn head. here it is. im never going to be free of micycle

[sarahsnitch-deactivated20200608]

What if bike was short for bichael

[schmitty-schmitstinstein]

Gordons on the Gordon beach

[blu-fire-ring]

benry

[un-monstre]

In hindsight being a “gifted kid” is so funny. You have substantial difficulties with socializing and fine motor skills, but we’re going to ignore that because you’re really good at reading chapter books

[komakesthings]

Very excited to finally share some pictures of my Dread Pirate Frogerts build! I've been thinking about making this outfit for my Kermit for a while now, but the proper motivation to actually get this done was hearing that Cary Elwes was announced as a guest for my local comic convention! So with any luck Dread Pirate Frogerts will be getting to meet the real Westley very soon.

A shocking amount of work went into making this little outfit... I completely underestimated the amount of time I would need to put all this together. Though a good chunk of that was me getting way too wrapped up in perfectionism... ask me how many times I re-did the smocking on the sleeves (On second thought, don't, it's embarrassing). Here I thought I had been con-crunching with Piggy last year... technically, I only just finished Kermit today, and the convention starts Thursday. Lots of internal (and external) screaming was had with this build. I did film the majority of it, with plans to turn it into a full video and reel in the future... maybe once I've had a chance to recoup from aforementioned con-crunch.

[vamplire]

the vampire does not concern himself with his DSM-5 diagnosis

[queer-as-in-fuck-12]

drug addicts deserve housing, food, water, and healthcare btw

[nicothespy]

oh tumblr staff definitely noticed the transphobe allegations and put the entire lgbtq+ in it LMAO