Meet Mike, our lovely, blooming, succulent phallus.
He was named Mike... for reasons.
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Meet Mike, our lovely, blooming, succulent phallus.
He was named Mike... for reasons.
“You need to hear this”
🙏👏🌈😍💞🫶🥳🤩💯🤑
“Everyone does”
🥀💀⛓️💥🪦⚰️🔐🎭💩👹
They knew full well what they were doing, too. They knew what people would think when Mike walked into the room. They knew what people would think when Will told him to stop, that he needed to hear it.
It was all a part of their big queerbaiting "fuck you" to the Byler community, a segment of the fanbase they grew to resent for growing too big for them to ignore.
100%!!!
Same goes for the "Friends? No, thanks! Best Friends!" Line. Noah begged for closure between Will and Mike and they use it to queerbait yet again.
Both could have been such amazing scenes.
“u were rolling ur eyes, u were moping, u were barely talking u basically sabotaged the whole day” not mikes day being ruined bc will wasnt happy while his gf was being bullied
How to Disappear Completely
Fell into the screen like a star
As a [boy]
Found a world there and gave it my heart
Now we're soul-bound
Always at the desk in the dark
Made the screen go
Blue when I took it too far
when mike is sick he’s always making grabby hands at will because he wants the comfort but will is always like “nooo you’re gonna get me sick too” and then mike is like :( but will still takes his temperature and heats up chicken noodle soup for him and brings him water and gives him medicine and covers him in blankets when he’s cold and puts a cool washcloth on his head when he’s hot but one time after taking his temp, mike settles back into the couch to go to sleep and will just sighs and lifts up the blankets and lays down behind him and cuddles him. then mike’s like “i thought you didn’t want to get sick” and will’s like “i don’t care anymore. i miss you too much. and i could use a few days off work” then he kisses mike’s shoulder and mike is all 🥰🥰🥰
this happens every time btw
So, I'm basically Mike with my wife 😆
underrated side of will byers: Little Shit Younger Brother™
Had a dream that a new idiom appeared in the English language—'to grieve like a byler'
to grieve like a byler
idiom • informal
to swing back and forth between the five stages of grief and a state of delusion in a short span of time
Ex: She got such a whiplash, you'd think she was grieving like a byler.
"Voyeuristic Wheeler" Chapter 8 out soon!
Painted another cover. Thanks for 7.7k reads on my first fic <3 <3
Home from college summer Byler. K1nk. Smut. Mike Wheeler is a secret smut writer and Peeping Tom obsessed with Will. Will Byers, an exhibitionist, steals Mike's erotic stories about a Paladin and Cleric and exploits his secret desires through roleplay in a private campaign. He grants Mike the space to act out his fantasies. Angst, Humor, & Smut
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I’d like to try writing something again today.
I was on vacation last week (and saw Linkin Park live!), and now I have a cold...
I’m sorry I can’t update as regularly...
Tumblr Bylers please help me I’m kinda fic starving and Byler grief maxxing
does anyone know of a good season five rewrite that makes sense within pre season 5 cannon but also has byler and isn’t mean to el on Ao3?
I’m gonna tag the shit out of this so it reaches outside of my friends and mutuals sorry about that guys
I'm doing a rewrite, starting at Season 4!
An Archive of Our Own, a project of the Organization for Transformative Works
my fav thing abt the byler sharing a bed during the 18 months is that ik mike be just saying shit in the middle of the night
will, sleeping soundly:
mike, softly and with passion: reeces puffs reeces puffs
will: its 4am
mike: eat em up eat em up eat em up 🥺
Some fanfiction where Mike wastes so much time before realising his feelings for Will make my Heart ache so much :(
I love the one I'm reading right now but it makea me sad.
hey mike how many times did you call will your best friend before making out with him for the whole morning
I'm currently planing some unhinged spicy Byler fic because I need a tiny little break from my rewrite.
As a hint: It has to do with tarot cards. And I'm drawing the cards as I'm planning. This is way to much romance already and way to little smut. LMAO.
Wheezing Wheeler....
Fuck, that made me cry so so much.
I'M NOT CRYING YOU ARE 😭
Super Soaker ending has me sobbing with my head in the pillow. Mike and Will just being happy together makes me feel so....hopeful that perhaps that I'll find my happy ending too. This fic was such a roller coaster ride- how we went from "inappropriate use of a water gun" to them dancing together in the light of the refrigerator of their apartment while wearing blankets. These collections of such impactful lines from each chapter really shows how far this fic has come and how Mike and Will's relationship has progressed and how much they've grown. Wheezingwheeler I hope you know that your work is nothing short of a masterpiece. I will miss how excited I used to get every time a new chapter was out. I will miss dissecting every colour used in the description. I will miss shouting at these two idiots to just talk and kiss instead of being miscommunication final bosses. I feel honoured and thankful to be a part of such a wonderful journey.