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@schneesecretary
txpimpabutterfly:
“Our shipment of dus’? I was expectin’ a delivery boy or somethin’. But…” Kyrie started to grin, walking closer to Mollie before leaning down to whisper in her ear. “I certainly ain’t complainin’ that ‘chu here.”
A blush crossed her face, her eyes averting and pulling out her little scroll-looking tablet. “Oh shush. I still need a signature for this stuff.” She teased, holding out the device, waiting for his signature.
Fighting Starters
*punches you in the _____ *
*aims gun at you*
*slaps you*
*trips you up*
*kicks you*
*shoots you in the _____ *
*throws _____ at you*
*tries to run away*
"I don't want to fight you"
"Stand down"
"Stop hitting me"
"Why aren't you fighting back?"
"Ready to give up yet?"
"You're not going to hurt me"
Arin Hanson Sentence Starters.
“I wanna take a girl to the Grand Canyon, fuck her, and then throw her in.”
“Poopy ass dicks”
“This game makes my dick ROCK HARD”
“You gotta make a statement. You gotta look inside yourself and say ‘What am I willing to put up with today?’”
“I didn’t know you were such a big fan of dick!”
“Why always the wall? Always the wall; every time the wall.”
“Ridin’ on cars!”
“I’LL SMASH YOUR BALLS ON MY FACE”
“What if your name was Ophelia and somebody was like, ‘Ophelia bro.’”
“The first thing that they texted me was, ‘I think a fun line to say at a gay bar is hey, who’s dick do I gotta’ suck to suck a dick around here?’"
“You can’t open up the story of my life, and just fucking go to page 738 and think you know me.“
“You know when it’s cold and you get pit-sweat inexplicably?”
“No, that sounds amazing, fuck you.”
“Well thank you so much, that’s so nice of you to say, but I don’t believe you and you’re a liar.”
“We’re not all gynovaginologists like you are.”
“You’re making my penis.”
“Don’t fucking judge me, I can make my own sandwich.”
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txpimpabutterfly
“Hm?” Kyrie had just pulled his shirt off, showing off his new hairstyle, and his softly defined upper body. As he laid eyes on Mollie, the faunus started to blush a soft red. “Mollie? What'chu doin’ here?”
“I uh...” She cleared her throat. Well. That was something. Right in her face. She knew a few friends back at home who would have payed for a few hundred dollar tickets for a view like that. She softly put down a box, not wanting to drop it since... well... that was unwise due to it being filled to the brim with Dust.
“Delivering... this...”
☡
Send me a ☡ for my muse's reaction to walking in on yours undressing.
The Schnee employee knew that other people were meant to oversee these personal dust shipments and orders, but it wasn’t everyday you were affiliated with a celebrity. So Mollie took the liberty to personally bring in a crate for Kyrie... until she walked right into his dorm...
“...Oops...”
Illness-Based rp Starters
"You've been coughing a lot. You okay?"
"What is wrong with you?"
"Gosh, you're burning up!"
"Um, hey? Anyone in there? Hello?"
"Ugh, just blow your nose already."
"My head might just explode."
"I think I'm gonna hurl."
"If you get me sick, I'll kill you."
"Ah-choo!"
"Okay, that can't be allergies. Are you sick?"
"Geez, you look like crap."
"That is so gross."
"Hey, woah. Don't pass out on me here."
"You really should be in bed, you know."
"I'm too busy to spend all day in bed."
"I'b fide."
"Please tell me there's some cough drops left."
"Do you think it's warm in here?"
"You're so pale."
"Have you eaten today?"
"They told me you passed out. How do you feel?"
"I'm not getting out of bed."
"The soup is probably great, but I can't taste a thing."
"You know, that's not helping me feel better."
"My nose hates me."
"You should probably stay back. You don't want to catch this."
"Are you coming down with something?"
"My throat feels funny."
Tumblr Staff Inspired Sentence Starters
unexpected-rp-memes:
“What? I thought that’s what you wanted!”
“This is the solution, stop crying!”
“This is good cheese.”
“You ruined everything!”
“I’ve already made the decision.”
“I’ve already laid out the necessary groundwork, now work with us!”
“It’s like you don’t even care about me/us anymore!”
“Where is your God now?”
“I’m doing this because I love you!”
“You’re making a mistake!”
“Why do you hate me? Everything I’ve done was for you!”
“I can’t believe you did this. I’m leaving you.”
“Please stop.”
Your muse is spying on my muse but mine is secretly aware that yours is watching them. Send me && and they’ll put on a little show.
rpfunstuff:
could be a sexy show or not, who knows?
Send me a ☡ for my muse's reaction to walking in on yours undressing.
xuunies:
its-heiress-actually tagged these three in this post im screaming
Reblog if you think public libraries are important and should be maintained.
madamethursday:
fat-on-purpose:
avocad-ho:
Bless everyone who reblogs this. Being a librarian is truly my calling.
twice. on purpose. libraries are most important.
Public libraries are some of the most precious treasures of our civilization.
p-ardiselost:
“My boyfriend/girlfriend won’t let me” Excuse me What was that? LET ? YOU ¿ How lovely congratulations on your 3rd parental guardian”
//Came for the concept and idea, Stayed for the character and mun.
Describe my blog in terms of "came for the _____, stayed for the _____"
“I’m flattered.”
{Thanks a bunch! I thought the concept was neat, too. Hence why I made this a long time ago.}
For rpers: reblog if you are 18+
Describe my blog in terms of "came for the _____, stayed for the _____"
Jaune: [storms into the JNPR dorm, where Ren and Nora are splayed across Ren's bed] You two ARE having sex!
Ren: [looks up from his book] Really? Nora, why didn't you tell me? I would have put my book down.
