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Scientists have discovered that running liquid chocolate through an electric field can reduce its fat content by up to 20%. Not only is it healthier, but the reduced fat makes the cocoa solids stand out more, so it’s tastier, too. Source
so idk if u guys heard about this but the alamo drafthouse cinema is hosting one private screening of wonder woman for women only and men have been like,,,,,,,just losing their shit over this (ofc) and throwing the ‘sexism against men’ card so yesterday the cinema twitter account tweeted this lmao amazing
IT GETS BETTER THEY TWEETED THIS TODAY FDJKJS
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“Most Awful Sleeping Face in Japan” (photos by @mino_ris/via neebus)
I can’t not reblog this. I tried… impossible.
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Why Everything You Know About Vikings Is A Lie
True story - There are historical accounts (well, there’s at least one historical account) in which English people whine about how the Norse men bathe so often they’re able to seduce the local women away from their husbands.
I only have one correction to make - shield maidens definitely did exist. Researchers studying skeletons that came from warrior burials (swords and stuff in them) and that were thusly identified as male by earlier archaeologists, figured out that half of them were actually women.
That contemporaries didn’t mention them might be due to two things: A - if you’re busy running for your life you don’t look that closely at the people out for your blood and Norse women were tall with sort of bony faces, and B: to medieval Christians the idea of female raiders was…unthinkable, unnatural. So they were quick to assume everyone was male.
fitspiration-messages vs actually-loving-messages by ronnie ritchie
THIS THIS THIS
When I was 13 I went for a checkup, and the doctor prodded me in my jiggly belly and asked if I ever exercised. It was clear she thought the answer was no. I responded that I ran cross-country on school days and took dance classes 5x a week.
You can exercise a lot and still not have the body that people associate with “health” or “fitness”. Sometimes you’re just built the way you’re built, and that’s okay.
I don’t understand when I’m talking about a musical and someone asks me “how do you make a musical about that?” Like the second longest running show on Broadway is 100% people dressed as cats believe me anything can be a musical
can you believe Mehrunes Dagon… a guy with 4 arms… lost to Akatosh… a guy with 0 arms.
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First three pages of a book I’m making for my brother
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“I try to capture all the little fun moments that happen when living with cats. All my little cat comics are done on 4 by 4 post-it notes! My fluffy friends are always a great source of inspiration and entertainment. And best of all they are always there when you need a hug or a good cry.”
Comics/text by Rikke Asbjoern - More info: Instagram
Had a dream that McDonald’s had a big ad campaign that just said “WE HAVE IT” in black cryptic writing. So I went to a drive thru and said “I saw the sign. Can I have it” and the speaker was silent for a solid ten seconds before saying “do you think you’re ready” in my voice and I screamed and drove away
THIS IS AN EMERGENCY
I am bedridden. I can’t sit or walk and WILL LITERALLY DIE without shelter.
DAY #2 / May 6:
*$1692 NEEDED TONIGHT TO AVOID HOMELESSNESS* *$1692 NEEDED TONIGHT TO AVOID HOMELESSNESS* *$1692 NEEDED TONIGHT TO AVOID HOMELESSNESS* *****Please donate ($3,371 count needed)*****
I’m completely bedridden [medical reports] with nerve damage and need to leave my apartment by June 13 (GMT-5). With less than 1% of homes featuring disability access, I will be homeless without your help. I cannot sit upright and I cannot walk. If I’m left on the street in my condition, I will not survive.
I need donations to a registered charity that can support the extra cost of apartments w/ accessibility features at approx. $97/week, or a total of $5,063 to guarantee long term rent. This is needed to immediately apply for a rare accessible apartment found recently, or risk being left without a home when lease termination takes effect. If my situation changes, donations may be used for new ramp/s (up to $6,800) or emergency housing instead.
PLEASE DONATE HERE Donations count needed: $3,371 AUD (CORRECTED!!)
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Please reblog this post. Previous version had a calculation error. 5.40am update: $643 STILL NEEDED.
@gluten-free-pussy @pardonmewhileipanic holy shit
This is witchcraft!!!!!!!!!!!
What kind of advance magical science bullshit is this. But really though this shit is awesome. And it’s done by a bunch of elementary school girls.
wait what
ORDINARY PEOPLE: drive cars while not wearing fedoras
CREATIVE PEOPLE: fly while wearing fedoras
ORDINARY PEOPLE: watch that newfandangled Tele Vision Programing like BRAINLESS SHEEPLE DRONES
CREATIVE PEOPLE: read BOOKS, REMEMBER THOSE, MILLENIALS??? Also while wearing their fedora indoors. It just never comes off I guess. Okay.
ORDINARY PEOPLE: sad that their mean asshole sexy boss isn’t a witch and hogs all the glasses
CREATIVE PEOPLE: how the tables have turned
ORDINARY PEOPLE WITH THE SAME COPY PASTED FACE BY THE WAY: WASTE THEIR LIVES WITH BRAIN ROTTING “VIDEO” “GAMES” >:( >:( >:(
CREATIVE PEOPLE: engage in some wholesome, intellectually stimulating racism I guess
The shocking truth revealed:
I once said to my therapist after a particularly hard week, “I wish I could just fix all of my problems and move on to live a normal life” And he looked at me and said, “There is no finish line”.
Those words felt like a stab in my heart, but they were words that I desperately needed to hear. There is no finish line to my problems. It’s not possible to get through a certain point in life and have my problems simply disappear. And it’s unhealthy to think that way. Up to that point in my life, that’s what I though recovery was. I thought it was like working your way forward until it seems like your problems never existed in the first place.
The finish line does not exist. Instead, everyone has a capacity for recovery. You may never completely rid yourself of whatever causes you pain, but you will move miles from where you started. Don’t set your expectations too high and create that theoretical finish line in your life, or you will only end up chasing it. Instead, focus on your own capacity for recovery, and be proud of yourself for every step you take.
