Not all those who wander are lost

Sara, Sweden. Hockey fanatic with a passion for music and travelling. Not very good at writing descriptions. RWRB. Eurovision. Crooked Media. Ghost. Sabaton. Electric Callboy. Rhys Darby. Our Flag Means Death. Schitt's Creek. Ted Lasso. Marvel. Broadway. Les Misérables.

[thebitchforjemcarstairs]

EUROPEANS!!!! HOW ARE WE DOING 🧌🧌

[0x1-deactivated20220826]

dick makes people mentally ill. dick havers, dick wannabes and dick lovers are all insane. it's like toxoplasmosis, you have compulsive need to defend and push and worship dicks all the time and spead your dick mania to everywhere you go.

this seems rational and grounded in empirical evidence

[afloweroutofstone]

#lost in a fugue of penis delerium

[crapscicle]

[whencartoonsruletheworld]

"lupita nyong'o can't be helen of troy because helen was greek and there weren't black people in ancient greece"

DO YOU THINK THESE MOTHERFUCKERS DIDNT HAVE BOATS. THIS ENTIRE MOVIE IS ABOUT ONE OF THOSE MOTHERFUCKERS AND HIS BOAT

[whencartoonsruletheworld]

do you think these people can read

[phoenix]

Best comment I just saw "Helen of Troy was perfectly cast, because all these men are fighting about her."

[rpmaniac]

African* royalty was included in Greek hero myths. Andromeda, who Perseus saved from a sea monster, was the daughter of a mythical king of Aethiopia. There were literally African* people in the Iliad and Odyssey. Aethiopians under king Memnon supported the Trojans against the Greeks. Eurybates, Odysseus' herald, was described as "wooly-haired" and "dark-hued".

We also have mentions of people of "Aethiopian"* origin in the writings of the likes of Herodotus, Strabo and (possibly) Aristotle. Depictions of black people in Greek art as far back as the bronze age. Greek colonies and mercenaries in Africa centuries before Alexander the Great.

(*Aethiopian was used for dark-skinned people south of Egypt, originally mainly Nubians, later Sub-Saharan Africans, then the Aksumites of modern Ethiopia. It should be noted that it was also sometimes applied to an area of West Asia.)

[rpmaniac]

It's also very telling that no one is bothered by the pasty north-west Europeans, who are much more unrealistic tbh.

[kobylas]

You see, once I heard a French minstrel tell a tale about two knights.

[iamabsurdian]

Tom's Streamiversary Gifts for Chat 🎉

Volume caution: He screams at 00:44, which didn't help the case of rogue mic today. 🤣 I left some of rogue mic moments in here, because. Also him blowing the candles the first time, because.

Gift 1: A not-a-cake-because-Tom-has-no-self-control-so-it's-blueberry-muffin and it's Pride colours because also happy Pride Month!

Gift 2: A Birthday Card!

The content is as follows:

CHAT! Thank you for helping me step out of my comfort zone by streaming, for all the love, guidance, support, and chaos, and for helping me celebrate the small victories. Love, Tom

Happy birthday, us, Tom-chat! 🎉🎉🎉 A year passed and we still have no pouch! Gotta love our consistent king. 🤣

[kosmogrl]

[leaveme2thewolves]

i block ppl all the time so my blocklist ranges from "actual fucking asshole fascist" n "post that mildly annoyed me because im petty" and if i went thru my blocklist rn i probably would have no idea why i blocked each of them but whatever

[by-ilmater]

some brutuses from my screenshots folder that i don't think i've posted yet

[rowanisawriter]

imo the pov character should be lying to themselves and concealing shit from themselves constantly

[unyieldingsilence]

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[rowanisawriter]

exactly, bestie. Exactly

[bucketbender]

Henry sober : I don’t think that’s wise, Hans. Yes, father, I’ll come back with a report. Don’t worry, Katherine, I’ll find that madman and bring him to justice. Got it, Captain, I’ll join your ambush at the right time. Sure Godwin, I’ll help you bury these men. I wouldn’t say no to some training - it’s always better to be prepared. Oh- me, a knight ? Well… I’m not exactly knighted. At all. I’m just Henry. My lord’s bodyguard. :)

Henry drunk : You want me to go pick up flowers in the middle of the night ?? Well… alright then !! Wha- you want my help kicking the bailiff’s arse, sure thing, why not ! And now we’re with sheep… baaaah… haha there’s the sun rising… What were we talking about again ?

Henry hammered :

[kcdeliverance]

hans attempting to court karolina with henry's help

[prettyboysdontlookatexplosions]

ok mood thank u emily dickinson relatable queen

[fangorn-forest]

masculine energy this feminine energy that. well i’m out of energy

[batbetbitbotbut]

need me some of this "renewable energy" I keep hearing about

[spacewonder19]

Moon's Near & Far Sides from Artemis Ⅱ ©

[de-activated-offical]

I need to do this. (Doesn't do it) (Doesn't do it) (Doesn't do it) (Doesn't do it) (Doesn't do it) (Doesn't do it) (Doesn't do it) (Doesn't do it) (Doesn't do it) (Doesn't do it) (Doesn't do it) (Doesn't do it) (Doesn't do it) (Doesn't d

[neilvana]

These kind of professional figures who you're not allowed to lie to

[han-ban-bam]

the dreams 2 update + clips of Mr Tom McKay livestreams have enabled me for 2026 :)

Audio from Tom’s livestream of KCD2