Schtuff

My opinion is random and sometimes messed up. I love almost anything and everything. Anime, TV shows, cute baby animals, and cows. COWS! I'm currently embracing loserdom.

[apolkadotnerd]

In honor of me rejecting a boy today, here is my mom turning down a marriage proposal from a Fuckboy in the early 90s on national television. Enjoy.

[blushnhoney]

I’m the dude continuously playing the guitar

[so-meticulous]

an icon

[bongcop]

[sridevi]

that’s not how you open…………a can of….pickles.

[yassmines-deactivated20161205]

i’ve never seen a video with such dark psychic energy in my entire life

[w-byers]

a compilation in honour of our first christmas without vine.

[schrammdunk]

I like to be alone. Then why do I feel so lonely.

[weirdnessisgood]

[flynnriders]

[akanicotortorella-deactivated20]

taylor swift 2017:

[sheikhzahir-deactivated20160528]

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The world @ America.

[backtoabnormal-deactivated20180]

So many things kill me in this video:

1. How she just tappin random buttons in the beginning

2. How she says “I am confusion”

3. The way she says “explain”

[polyglotfrog]

I thought I’d lost this forever. I will forever reblog.

[dolichomorph]

i wonder if magic is real, but only in a really mundane way.

when i was little i could almost inerringly switch back to disney channel right as the ads ended when i was channel surfing.

maybe youve never accidentally crushed a ladybug underfoot. maybe your microwave popcorn never burns. maybe you can spin around lots and lots of times before you get dizzy.

is that magic??

honestly im not sure if these are magic or just small, invisible skills. im not sure which i like better.

[lady-kaede-deactivated20181029]

My ankles never twist.  I’ve always been rather active, I did track for five years (all the running events), and one time while running I stepped in a hole, lost my shoe, and landed sprawling about five feet away.  I pulled my shoe on and kept running.

I have a coworker who somehow makes better coffee than everyone else even though the grounds come pre-measured and all you have to do is load them up and push a button.  I have a friend who has inch long nails that never break.  My brother can copy origami just by looking at the finished product and my mother can do the same with knots.  I knew a guy who never made an error when typing.

Maybe we all have little magics, the kind that you don’t realize you have.  Just tiny things that make your life slightly better but are completely unnoticed on the outside.

[toocutetopay-deactivated2016021]

this is the cutest post i have ever read…

[padmedala]

Nooo I’ve actually shared this theory before. Like my Dad is really lucky finding parking spaces. And I’ve never cracked my phone even though I drop it on the time and have an average case. Like what if everybody gets one trivial part of their life that they’re illogically lucky at?

[amandaseales]

“Little magics”

[rosegoldlips]

ur personality is defined by ur favorite line in hallelujah

[rosegoldlips]

tag your favorite line of hallelujah

[ethantheheffalump-deactivated20]

“Hallelujah hallelujah halleccirdingtoallknowmlawsofaviationtheresnowayabeeshouldneabletoflyJah”

[freecatlove]

[jovan]

he 😜👦 was a skater 🚴🎿 boy 🎸🎮🚬she 🙅 said 💬 see you later 👋 boy ✌️ bush did 9/11 he🚶wasn’t good enough 👺 for her💅💆💇👰

[ilovepeppers-deactivated2019122]

[4gifs]

[tayl0rw3st]

This is still my favourite gif ever.

Dying

[sprectum-deactivated20140324]

He looks petrified

[onlytwitterpics]

[tobeagenius]

relatable

[schrammdunk]

Honestly I feel like this long distance relationship is gonna be the death of me. I can’t be there for them. I can’t hold them. I feel like just crying and breaking down but I can’t. I have to study and focus even though it is physically impossible I worry about them so much. 

I have to study