Schwillie

This is just me saving memes on my blog to show my friends who don't have Tumblr when I meet up with them

[catasters]

[important-animal-images]

[lizardsfromspace]

My greatest fear? Yeah, I'd have to say that it's developing a time machine & going back to November 24, 1971 on a flight from Portland to Seattle to solve the mystery of D.B. Cooper, but wait, there is no D.B. Cooper onboard, and oh god I'm sitting in his seat, and I have to become D.B. Cooper and hijack that plane to preserve history and prevent a paradox

Yours is spiders? Yeah I can see that haha

[unexplained-events]

On Sept 3rd 2017 7:38pm, a witness at Huizen, Netherlands observed a disc shaped object vanishing into a circular aura. 

“A disc-shape-like from the north on a path to the south slyly changed direction and vanished in an aura, circle-like shape,” the witness stated. “There was no sound.”

He provided the above witness-illustrated UFO image to Roger Marsh of  MUFON

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[0kkvlt]

[zvaigzdelasas]

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[project-butch]

Professor chomsky is waiting for the collapse of the American government before he can die

[methforguys]

[leviathan-supersystem]

not right now methforguys

[methforgirls]

okay... walks away sadly...i guess you don't need me either.. walks into wall and explodes

[sexygaywizard]

[emmabannerrr]

Not everyone leaving like there isn’t something at the ending🙄

[weonsinnombre]

[weonsinnombre]

[weonsinnombre]

[omghotmemes]

c'mon. just for a second.

[catasters]

[astralynx-moved]

Literally such a good fucking image I quote it every day

[c0rv]

happy im not gay greg thursday

[amygdalae]

Only good tiktoker is that cat w the big wide head that sits with its elbow up on the table with a stern grouchy expression and a drink

[amygdalae]

[garbage-empress]

I am against all misinformation except the conspiracy theory that Queen Elizabeth II is already dead and they're covering it up because it's extremely funny

[kristina100000]

when dogs bark at each other it is so embarrassing im embarrassed for them.. like calm down wtf

[pinene]

we're just excited to see another dog!! :3 awooo

[pinene]

oh wait you meant like real dogs like the animal... nevermind

[kristina100000]

[funnytwittertweets]