scienceclassrapbattle

[tanknaka]

hey

hey friend

dont kill yourself tonight ok

you have a really pretty smile and i know its not always easy to manage one but itd be a bummer if we never had the chance to see it ever again

youre really important and you matter a lot so stay safe and try and have a nice sleep

[the-grace-of-fallen-angels]

I would like a moment to thank the people who reblog post like this so that it eventually shows on my dash.

It is keeping me alive

[lavendertears]

I actually really needed this tonight, thank you

[lixorloveslicorice]

have this my friends

[dragon-in-a-stew]

<3

[minorrigormortis]

Reblogging because this is actually really sweet <3 Stay Alive Frens

[inspiredwriterstory]

To everyone who may be on Tumblr tonight and in the future

[the-haiku-bot]

To everyone who

may be on Tumblr tonight

and in the future

Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.

[scienceclassrapbattle]

okay so like, i spend way too much time on the Internet 😭 and the internet lingo keeps creeping into the way I speak, so I’ll say things like “you deserve to be canceled” or “[blank] MENTIONED RAHHH” or “hit [blank] [media]” (example: hit movie Knives In) and of course I mean it as a joke, like I’m not going around telling people that they are/something they love is bad, unless they are explicitly comfortable with it! Anyway I was talking to my dad today, and we use internet slang around each other fairly often, and he was complaining about work so I was like “work should be canceled”. And then I realized that that’s legit a normal sentence, like yeah work can in fact be canceled! so that’s the story of how I got so brainrotted that the way I speak looped back around to being totally normal!

[scienceclassrapbattle]

have you seen kpop demon hunters? i think you would like it

I haven’t yet, but from what I’ve seen it sounds really cool! Thanks for the recommendation :)

[scienceclassrapbattle]

(possible spoilers ahead) okay, I actually just watched the movie, and yeah I did like it! very catchy music, and the message of being who you are without fear worked well! I feel like it could’ve easily felt a bit too cheesy, but imho, the concept was actually executed well :) thanks again for the recommendation!

[crustycreature]

Imma do this because I’m fucking bored.

What’s your url?

Now take away any and all numbers (1,2,3,4,5,6,7,8,9,0), take away the letters F, Z, M, Q, L, H, B, T, P, E, A, Y, S, B, D, and X, take away all dashes (-),

What’s your new fucked up version of your url?

crustycreature

crucrur

[what-if-doctor-who-was-yuri-yaoi]

thatgendergremlinmoot

gndrgrlinoo

[a-storm-of-moss-and-rats]

a-storm-of-moss-and-rats

toroonr

[ririwithrice]

ririwiric

[mysterious-autistic-norse-angel]

mysterious-autistic-norse-angel

riouuiicnorang

I think im summoning a demon

[cryptid-on-the-roof]

cryptid-on-the-roof

crionroo

[cryptid-in-your-walls]

Cryptid-in-your-walls

Criinourw

[raxorbladee]

RaxorBladee rotd

[fr4nkieistired]

aint-i-prettyyy

inir

[salubriousbean-deactivated20251]

salubriousbean

urioun

[scienceclassrapbattle]

scienceclassrapbattle

cinccr

[scienceclassrapbattle]

have you seen kpop demon hunters? i think you would like it

I haven’t yet, but from what I’ve seen it sounds really cool! Thanks for the recommendation :)

[scienceclassrapbattle]

as someone who’s only seen one of these movies, I can say that the main difference between the Lego Movie and the Emoji Movie is that the former is everything that’s right with 2010s humor and the latter is everything that’s terribly wrong with 2010s humor

[leatherwingsinc-deactivated2015]

[caluummhood-deactivated20140506]

HOLY SHIT, IT WAS THE ORIGINAL ONE

MAKE A WISH

[jamesjoeboyleeeee-deactivated20]

the first post ever on tumblr

[powerpuffsposts-deactivated2025]

I WAS EXPECTING IT TO BE A REMAKE OF SOME SORT HOLY FUCK

[kpopdotexe-blog]

WHO THE FUCK KEEPS BRINGING THIS BACK

[worldheritagepostorganization]

World Heritage Post

[adulthoodisokay]

like actually though. i’m in AWE of the notecount.

[stupidpennies-1]

GOD MOTHERFUCKIN DAMN

[transmasctrainwreck]

Ive seen this like 3 times and i will always reblog

[themadelinemooooon]

This thing oh my god

[sharkboy-starmites]

WOAH THE VAST????

[your-local-theatrekid]

Holy Shit

[scienceclassrapbattle]

dang the note count?? i expected it to be large but woah. also LOOK AT THE SKY also also can’t believe this was the first post, i feel like I’ve stumbled upon some type of relic that I wasn’t meant to find until later but was also always waiting for me

[scienceclassrapbattle]

scenes I’ve done in drama class

-girl slowly turns into fish, doctor is unable to help her. she dies

-two criminals break out of jail (this was the very first one)

-two people jump into a lake on a hot day and find that it’s extremely cold. they die

-someone hears their little brother crying about his dead friend. his friend is Link from The Legend of Zelda and they just lost the game

-a therapist tries to help someone get over their fear of lions, only to push them into a lion cage. they get eaten by lions and die (there’s definitely a pattern here. also I’m always the one who dies, trying to set a record)

-someone asks for a salad at a burger restaurant, it ends with them going to jail

-a cat joins the CIA (Cat Intelligence Agency)

-a man goes onto a dating app because his mom wants him to have grandkids, he meets this woman but it turns out she’s not actually a woman, she’s a man who was hired by a capitalist CEO to scam people out of their money. they still end up getting married though (I would LOVE to elaborate on this and the next one tbh)

-a monarch orders one of his jesters to kill the other one, and jester 1 is hesitant but jester 2 is like “yeah you can kill me, it’s fine, it’s just a game right?” and then it’s revealed that they’re all kids on a playground but jester 2 still gets killed for real

-girl’s abusive dad dies, mom tries to make her come to his funeral. she refuses. mom kills her

[motherfrigginpsas]

LISTEN UP AGAIN KIDS STOP REBLOGGING THIS FUCKING GARBAGE POST. IT IS 100% FUCKING BULLSHIT AND CAN AND MOST DEFINITELY WILL LITERALLY KILL. DO YOU NOT SEE WARNING LABELS THAT SAY “DO NOT INDUCE VOMITING”? THEY AREN’T FUCKING AROUND. YOU CAN FUCKING BURN THEIR ESOPHAGUS BY CAUSING VOMITING, CAUSE CHOKING, DROWNING, OR MAKE IT WORSE! AGAIN DO NOT FORCE ANYTHING DOWN ANYONE’S THROAT. THEY. CAN. DROWN. IF SOMEONE IS LOSING CONCIOUSNESS ALL THE CHIT CHAT IN THE WORLD WILL NOT PREVENT IT AT THAT POINT THEY ARE IN SERIOUS DANGER. “Buuut i don’t wanna take them to the hospital!!!” WELL SUNSHINE GLAD YOU’D RATHER HAVE A DEAD FRIEND THAN A LIVING ONE BUT YOU’RE IN LUCK CALL FUCKING POISON CONTROL. THEY ARE NOT THE COPS. THEY WILL HELP YOU. AND IF THEY SAY GO TO THE FUCKING HOSPITAL YOU GO TO THE FUCKING HOSPITAL. NO EXCUSES. 0. NONE. I have seen this shit cross my dash SO MANY TIMES so PLEASE fucking reblog this and prevent some well meaning idiot from accidentally killing someone they love!

[feytaline-loves-deactivated2018]

For the love of god PLEASE REBLOG THIS

I see this stupid fucking post one a goddamn week and someone is going to literally fucking die from it

[abbessolute]

@oneshoeshort

[oneshoeshort-deactivated2021060]

IF YOU WONT LISTEN TO OP, LISTEN TO THE RETIRED PARAMEDIC WHO HAS SEEN PEOPLE DIE FROM THIS SHIT.

[sirro85-blog]

Poison control may advise diluting the toxin somehow like with water or milk, otherwise do not give them something to drink and take the empty pill bottle/ blister pack with you to the hospital.

[becausewedefinetheworld]

btw just searched it up, US poison control number is 1 800 222 1222

[arcadialedger]

REBLOG

[isearchedtheyooniverse-deactiva]

F U C K I N G

R E B L O G

T H I S

W H E N E V E R

Y O U   S E E   T H I S

O N   Y O U R   D A S H

[astro-so]

UM

R E B L O G

I DONT CARE WHO YOU ARE

R E B L O G

[prick-o]

i felt like this was important idk

[rav3r-d0ll]

PLEASE REBLOG!

[whisperingsoup]

In Canada, 1-844-764-7669 will connect you with a national poison control center

[parttimepunner]

I found a list of poison center contact numbers around the world

Region1 Country Name of centre Address 1 Address 2 Address 3 Address 4 City Postal code Administrative telephone Fax Emergency telephone Ema

[that-daughter-of-nyx]

DO YOUR FUCKING RESEARCH

[top-secret-replier]

REBLOGGING OF SHAME THIS SO EVERYONE SEES THIS

hello, i am the top secret replier! well done for finding me - you may never see me again!

REBLOG OF SHAME since the replies are turned off D:

[scienceclassrapbattle]

DO NOT DO WHAT THE ORIGINAL POST SAYS! Keep others safe!! Use poison control centers!!

[scienceclassrapbattle]

lines from urinetown that live rent free in my head

(thanks to my school for putting on a production of it, wasn't even in it but still not over it???)

-DANCE? NO! NEVER DO THEY DANCE! THOSE PEOPLE DOWN IN URINETOWN, THEY NEVER GET THE CHANCE

-juuuuliiieee caaassssiiiidyyy

-this is URINETOOOOWWWNNN

-fancy-free, yet SO CONSCIENTIOUS

-there's a heart in the sky, it's just there, don't ask why, IT'S THE SKY

-so, if peace is what you're after [dramatic pause] URINETOWN'S THE RAFTER! TO HANG IT ON!

-fooolllloow into the open aaaiiirr

-the glass of water was inside you all along!

-NEVER NADA NOPE

-men in labcoats and beakers with steam-

-actually just the entirety of mr cladwell

-THE POLITICIANS IN THEIR WISDOM SAW THAT THERE WOULD BE A LAW

-cop song.

-and others that I've probably forgotten

[scienceclassrapbattle]

ok guys I was relistening to the songs and realized I got a few lines wrong 😅 sorry y’all

[isabellaissupacool]

URINETOWN FANS WHERE U AT????

[ollievoil-deactivated20250930]

saw urinetown yesterday and I know this sounds weird but this shit changed my life

[scienceclassrapbattle]

lines from urinetown that live rent free in my head

(thanks to my school for putting on a production of it, wasn't even in it but still not over it???)

-DANCE? NO! NEVER DO THEY DANCE! THOSE PEOPLE DOWN IN URINETOWN, THEY NEVER GET THE CHANCE

-juuuuliiieee caaassssiiiidyyy

-this is URINETOOOOWWWNNN

-fancy-free, yet SO CONSCIENTIOUS

-there's a heart in the sky, it's just there, don't ask why, IT'S THE SKY

-so, if peace is what you're after [dramatic pause] URINETOWN'S THE RAFTER! TO HANG IT ON!

-fooolllloow into the open aaaiiirr

-the glass of water was inside you all along!

-NEVER NADA NOPE

-men in labcoats and beakers with steam-

-actually just the entirety of mr cladwell

-THE POLITICIANS IN THEIR WISDOM SAW THAT THERE WOULD BE A LAW

-cop song.

-and others that I've probably forgotten

[scienceclassrapbattle]

I made a nachos gif

[scienceclassrapbattle]

Ides of March

I have discovered Tumblr loves the ides of March and the history/Shakespeare girly in me is screaming.

[yokemaxxing]

Burn of the sandwings.. I like her she’s kewl

[scienceclassrapbattle]

After watching Sam and Cat for the first time I have come to two conclusions

The goat is the best character

Sam should be allowed to swear.