Im Living The Dream, And Its Going Kind Of Alright

It’s either random nonsense or it’s me being in love. Overall you’ve got a 70/30 chance of some good content, so take your own risks.

[cypric-rat-hyperfixation]

Rat with a rat on the tummy :)

OH my god. Oh my god

[prokopetz]

My cat: *sits on my parcel scale*

My cat: *realises that she’s hungry, hops down off my desk, and goes to eat*

My cat: *finishes eating, hops back onto my desk, and once again sits on my parcel scale*

Me: Yes, thank you for that information.

[prokopetz]

@toomerrymaiden replied:

Yeah, but that’s just half a story!  How much?

She was exactly 7.5 grams heavier.

[behindnightmaresanddreams]

low effort artistic rendition

[wawek]

I hope the sun explodes. Sorry. I hope it explodes and we see it explode and then for months or years we'll wait for the blast to reach us and we'll have to live with the knowledge that it is coming and we couldntve done anything to prevent it. Sorry, i dont mean it. I hope despite trying to find solace in the fact that nothing can be done we will never come to terms with it. Amd then ww all die. Ok sorry ill go now bye *gets carried off by a predatory bird*

[wawek]

To everyone telling me that the time would be shorter, youre wrong, i researched this and we'd actually have about 60 years or so, there would be childern being born into a cold doomed world with no sun. There would be marriage and funerals performed with a huge blast cloud in the sky, creeping closer and closer. And actually before it reached us the earth would have fallen out of orbit so it would start getting colder and colder everywhere. It would become extremely cold before the heat of the explosion suddenly hit us. It would be like finding love for the first time in a car falling off a cliff into the sea. I watched a video essay about it

[thornsent]

[magrittr]

I hate you polyester. I hate you rayon. I hate you acrylic. I hate you “40% cotton 60% other material.” I hate you polypropylene. I hate you “pleather.” I hate you nylon. I hate you synthetics and synthetic blends.

[magrittr]

I love you cotton. I love you linen. I love you silk. I love you hemp. I love you plant leather. I love you wool. I love you bamboo. I love you alpaca. I love you jute.

[lettersfromadreamgirl]

Me introducing myself like hi I romanticise everything, overthink way too much, live 85% of my life in my head and still can’t believe I’m a Real Person

[sciencehellyeah]

I don’t know what’s going on but I know I’ve got you and you’ve got me, and that’s good enough.

[bakwaaas]

the feminine urge to buy an overpriced Drink every time it’s sunny outside

[theconcealedweapon]

[yehudah]

totally normal and not deranged thing to say

[arcanescavenger]

For those who didnt realize it wasn’t just a blanket statement, but actually made sense

[lycorogue]

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User @yehudah sharing a screenshot of a Tumblr post (tweet?) from rainbow-femme reading “My thoughts on the whole “make the internet child friendly” thing is that no one under the age of 18 should feel comfortable on the internet”

@yehudah adds “totally normal and not deranged thing to say”

User @arcanescavenger reblogged, sharing an uncredited image of another post (tweet?). That image reads:

“I don’t want kids to feel safe on the internet because they aren’t, and people looking to take advantage of kids want them to feel comfortable. They want minors using their legal name, posting videos of their school, showing their face as they wear school sweatshirts. I’ve seen so many recent stalking cases that happened because the person used the Snapchat map feature that allowed people to see where they went and for how long every day

I think that it’s good to accept that kids exist on the internet and getting rid of some of the more horrific Wild West aspects is good (Chatroulette type situations, easy to stumble on beheading videos) but the amount that social media sites are telling people they’re safe for minors and said minors can let their guard down makes me very nervous. It is not difficult to film your 13 year old nephew for a TikTok, post it like it’s your own, then ask the other 13 year olds who like it where they go to school”

@arcanescavenger adds “For those who didn’t realize it wasn’t just a blanket statement, but actually made sense”

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[tlirsgender]

Stress having physical effects is so stupid your body's just like "you've been having a real shit time and I'm about to make it worse" I hope you die I hope we both die

[nosebleedclub]

What do you believe in now?

[moldpuppy]

self preservation through love

[sleepdopesmoker]

chupacapra

[guillotinedream]

Chupacabra as well

[legsdemandias]

Do you think tumblr will ever learn the difference between “I’m defending this person because I agree with them wholeheartedly and I am also like this person” and “I’m defending this person because your behavior is dangerous and you need to stop”

[legsdemandias]

IMO, blurring the lines between “I’m defending them because they’re right” and “I’m defending them because you’re taking this too far” is step numero uno to cutting down the very existence of fair trial and democracy–even in places where saying that might seem a little dramatic. 

Mob mentality is extremely strong in humans and it’s also extremely dangerous. Mobs don’t think things through. Mobs kill and they destroy and they can’t be reasoned with. Someone trying to calm a mob down isn’t someone defending the ~problematic party~ It’s time we re-learn that.

[hibernating-disaster]

person A: *says something shitty*

the mob: *death threats, doxxing, ect*

person B: i think person A was shitty for saying that, but this is going too far

mob: you’re just saying that bc you agree with person A and are just as shitty- no, you are shittier.

[headspace-hotel]

i love seeing art created by artists but you know what I love even more? seeing art by people who don't necessarily consider themselves artists

like "i made this pillow because i wanted to see if i could sew" "i made this hat because i wanted to try crocheting" "i drew this animal because I wanted to" "i painted this painting because it made me happy" yes! yes! yes!!!!!!! YES!!!!

[jaubaius]

It’s still stupid but it worksheet

[ignescent]

This is so fun, because it’s a solidly learned superstition.

[dabirkinbae]

being a rude person isn’t the flex some of y’all think it is!!!! please heal!!!!!

[demilypyro]

I may be stupid but I really dont think there's much more to being a good person than "do not add to the suffering in the world"

[demilypyro]

I'm not in a position to enact meaningful change, I have to work hard every day just to take care of myself, but like, the least I could do is not be a bigot. That's something anyone can do. I can just live my humble, small life, and as long as I don't hurt people, and I help people when I see an opportunity that I'm capable of safely contributing to, I think that's probably enough

[dankmemeuniversity]