Welcome To My Twister Game

I'm pretty fucking awesome at twister just so ya know. NYC.

[thefallingdream]

[prometheus-adam]

what we should be wearing: a horrific mashup of victorian gothic and 80s clothes

[mist-the-wannabe-linguist]

Gonna wear these together

[whitepeopletwitter]

[themoufofthesouth]

[iguanamouth]

did you know red snapper can live for over 100 years…. whatre they DOING down there

[gentlemanbones]

I hope this doesn’t work the same way for centaurs.

[mijukaze]

Thanks! I hate it

[ownerofdark]

Going fishing:

[avecesfui-deactivated20200518]

[tastefullyoffensive]

(photos by Bill Watterson and an octopus)

[transparasite-deactivated201806]

I think this is the best scientist photograph I have ever seen.

[shellysbees-blog]

But people didn’t believe him on reddit. So Watterson made the photo sequence into a gif.

[moonlit-hedge]

Here’s the gif for anyone curious.

[siren-kitten-his-deactivated202]

I had to go through the notes to find the gif. Not because I didn’t believe him but because I wanted to see it.

[karlcat]

it is a Scientifically Proven Fact that once a group of people become friends, the tendency to make really foolish decisions skyrockets…. and from this chaos…. the Mom Friend™ rises, ready to keep everyone alive, armed with exasperation and common sense in spades

[rlckrolled-blog]

Panic! In front of the cute boy

[samcahntent]

[somewhat-honest-abe]

Blessed image

[shane-actually]

Punch Nazis!

[javsterbroww]

Graphic representation of Monique’s “when you do clownery, the clown comes back to bite”.

[islandboi420]

Always punch Nazis!.

[i-am-a-fish]

nervous

[cattt420-deactivated20200729]

GET OUT BEFORE I MAKE YOU GET OUT

[i-am-a-fish]

more nervous than before

[ghostly-ghouls]

Hey, don’t worry Fish! Just come on out when you’re ready.. And when you do I can supply hugs and sweets UwU

[i-am-a-fish]

less nervous (back to original state of nervousness)

[lifescrewsallofus-deactivated20]

We’re here for you fish! You can come out whenever you feel safe to, okay? We love you very very much!!

[i-am-a-fish]

coming out

[waxydoll]

g… go back in

[i-am-a-fish]

coming out more

[shots-of-wapplesauce-deactivate]

you’re doing great fish

[turtlepowerriiise]

NO, HE’S NOT MAKE HIM GO AWAY

[shots-of-wapplesauce-deactivate]

stop you’ll scare him

[turtlepowerriiise]

Well he’s scaring me FUCK OFF FISH

[i-am-a-fish]

nervous

[love-couldbe-my-weakness]

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

[edgykatdoesthething]

It’s okay fish, we love you just the way you are

[love-couldbe-my-weakness]

NO NO NO WE DO NOT LOVE FISH 

FISH IS WEIRD 

[edgykatdoesthething]

DON’T LISTEN TO THEM FISH, THEY’RE JUST BEING MEAN

[i-am-a-fish]

not nervous

[secretvampireblog-deactivated20]

PLEASE be nervous again

[i-am-a-fish]

not gonna be nervous anymore

[do-rey-me]

proud of u fish you’re doing amazing

[i-am-a-fish]

…i’m out

[whatshell]

I don’t know how I feel about this

[autistic-reptile]

sorry I saw a post about AAVE and got fired up and had to make this

[wingkink]

Therapists are just…. Common sense filters

[wingkink]

Me: yeah so I just don’t have the energy to get up and make myself a sandwich or wait for something to cook so I just. Don’t

Her: why don’t you just eat the sandwich components without putting them together

Me:

Her: you can just eat a handful of cheese and some sandwich meat. You don’t have to make a sandwich.

Me:

Me: what

[cyanoticfallacy-deactivated2018]

Therapists finding loopholes for mental illness things is one of my favorite things about dealing with mental illness because it really helps me understand that just because a reaction is Common doesn’t mean it’s Right. Does doing dishes stress you out a lot? Buy paper plates. Do your obsessive thoughts make you worry about leaving your curling iron on so you drive home from work to check? Just put the curling iron in your purse and bring it to work with you while we work on tackling where this worry comes from. Symptom management doesn’t have to look like drudgery.

[ziggyplayedd]

i used to go days without showering because seeing my body was so upsetting that i would end up spiraling and then i realized i could simply turn the lights out. it took some getting used to but i’ve been showering with the lights off for years and it’s now one of my favorite parts of my day.

do whatever you want nothing is real and there’s no need to inflict unnecessary suffering on yourself just to try to seem “normal”

[biyaself]

I love this post

[jettestblack]

Hmmm

[petrichorepoch]

These kinds of loopholes make life so. Much. Better.

[fuckyeahasexual]

One of my favorite stories is this lady had extremely bad OCD. Every day she’d be late to work because she was convinced that her hair dryer was going to burn down the house so would always have to turn around and check it. Multiple times a day even. A bunch of doctors tied to “fix” her of that fear, until one day she got a doctor that suggested she bring the hair dryer with her. Other doctors were annoyed, saying that wasn’t a the correct way to help, but she gave it a go. When she had that fear, she’d look over and see the hair dryer unplugged in the seat next to her and was able to carry on. I think it’s such a perfect example of actually helping someone instead of forcing them into a neurotypical standard.

[eclecticpersonswondersland]

That story helped me stop repeatedly checking if my front door was locked. Instead of checking that the door was locked over and over I would check my security system app. If it’s on it will alert me if the front door opens.

[daughter-of-rowan]

“…actually helping someone instead of forcing them into a neurotypical standard” should be added to the Hippocratic Oath.

[minus-the-negative]

Started reading about the door and I thought they were gonna say they took the door with them

[dancinbutterfly]

They’re👏called👏adaptive👏behaviors👏and 👏are 👏literally 👏how👏you 👏fight 👏mental👏 illness👏

[theinturnetexplorer]

A Real Hero

[takashi0]

This is some John Henry shit right here.

[afrikangyal-deactivated20190204]

wow

[pinkcheesegreenghost-deactivate]

Dashrath Manjhi

[combustednocturne]

There’s a movie made from his story, you guys can check it out.  http://www.imdb.com/title/tt3449292/

[lilmandygirl-deactivated2019042]

This post got so much better since the last time I reblogged it omg!!!

[canthinkofaurl-deactivated20221]

oh my god!!!!

[norseminuteman]

That mountain didn’t not know who it was fucking with.

[ponett]

the new owner of tumblr saying they’re thinking of going freemium is maybe the stupidest attempt to monetize the site, but it’s just the latest in a long line of stupid attempts

remember when they introduced more ads and promised they were working on a way to let users earn ad revenue off their blogs for months and months, and then quietly canceled it. remember that brief period when you could pay a dollar to pin a post to the top of your followers’ dashboards and everyone just used it to pin the absolute stupidest shit for about a week and then forgot about the feature. that sounds like a joke but that really happened in 2012

[noahnomore]

[robertpattisons]

[ynuix]

[there-is-still-some-liquor-left]

literally might never be over the fact that verizon bought tumblr for over a billion dollars and in their like five year ownership drove away like a third of this users and destroyed the site so badly that they were only able to sell it for 3 million dollars. it’s just so medieval serf-like. absolutely classic crumbling monarchy behavior. it’s like we’re all background characters in the 5th act of a shakespearean tragedy. i’m gonna lose it

[toxicyurienthusiast]

full offense but if my college professor can look me in my eyes while im wearing a "baby slut" crop top and mini skirt and explain the homework, high school teachers should be able to fucking handle a literal child wearing shorts smh