Offical Home Of The Jack Off Crystal

xemu is real and he tried to suck my dick

[space-vace]

god these headlines

[maxknightley]

Washington Post.

[alesbianvampire]

“But antidepressants changes your brain chemistry!”

[scientol-orgy]

Its been 6 years but i hope you all know that when Jake was manipulating, sexually harassing me, and emotionally abusing me, most of yall stayed friends with him and that was really nice of you all to support me like that!

fuck ya’ll

[ondoinganevildeedblues]

who give a shit

[ondoinganevildeedblues]

[campfireharvest-deactivated2019]

this website has destroyed my fucking sense of humour like who do i share this with. who do i show this to. all of my friends are normal and i cant show my family anything i do online so just what the fuck where do i go from here

[what-grace-has-forgiveness]

Me 

[scientol-orgy]

Haha remember when not only is used this shit stain website, but also depended on every single human and post on it to survive?

[hollyweeb-blvd]

From a production office temp gig

[theartofanimation]

Matthew Griffin  -  http://www.mattgriffin.online  -  https://www.instagram.com/mattgriffinillustrator  -  http://matthewjgriffin.tumblr.com  -  https://twitter.com/mattgriffinart  -  http://mattgriffin.bigcartel.com  -  https://es.pinterest.com/mattgriffinart  -  http://www.shannonassociates.com/mattgriffin  -  https://mattgriffin.threadless.com

[septemberequinox]

the moment i learned that avril lavigne is straight was a top 10 anime betrayal i mean have you seen 2002 avril

[septemberequinox]

i want to live in the timeline where avril is a long-haired sporty butch brat

[kokkuri3]

The original Lavigne was a lesbian her clone’s straight

[septemberequinox]

yknow what you’re right

[mimimimikyu-deactivated20180103]

het does not equal straight. Have we not learned this already, children?

[dykes-deactivated20200607]

just a question does anyone ever actually think before deciding to type things up on this website

[thebestoftumbling]

[relishboi]

shes back

[relishboi]

[tredlocity]

she

[spitblaze]

who

[tredlocity]

girl

[quiggyballs]

[helloyangmal]

[hotvampireadjacent]

what is this even from do y’all have like 24/7 webcam footage of this man

[amadina-fasciata]

this is hideo kojima’s house, its where he lives now

[farmfreshmemes]

[owenxwilson]

The only pure version of this meme

[pileofknives]

This is what Sesame Street would have on their Instagram

[roachpatrol]

ultimately i think kindness is the most radical thing you can do with your pain and your anger. it’s like, you take everything awful that’s ever been done to you, and you throw it back in the world’s teeth, and you say no, fuck you, i’m not going to take this.  you say this is unacceptable. you say that shit stops with me.

humans are fucking terrible and this awful world we live in will fucking kill you but if you are kind, if you are brave and clever and try really hard, you can defy it. you can impose on this bleak and monstrous structure something beautiful. even if it’s temporary. even if it doesn’t heal anything inside you that’s been hurt.  

i’m gonna sleep and i’m gonna wake up and i swear by everything in this deadly horrible universe i’m gonna make someone happy. 

[roachpatrol]

i’ve seen a number of comments and tags where people feel that they must swallow or repress their anger in order to engage in kindness. that is not at all what i am recommending here. radical kindness is an expression of anger. it is not passive. it is not repressive. it does not require you, in any way, to forgive those that have fucked you up. it does not require you to be quiet. 

it just requires that you be kind. viciously. vengefully. you fight back. you plant flowers. give to charity. play games. pet someone’s dog. scream into the dark. paint and write and dance, tell jokes, sing songs, bake cookies. you have been hurt and you don’t have to deny that hurt. you just have to recognize it in other people, and take their hand, and say: no more. enough. fuck this. no more. 

have a cookie.

i will say this again: we are all going to die. the universe is enormous and almost entirely empty. to be kind to each other is the most incredible act of defiance against the dark that i can imagine. 

[naamahdarling]

i will say this again: we are all going to die. the universe is enormous and almost entirely empty. to be kind to each other is the most incredible act of defiance against the dark that i can imagine.

[feminesque]

1. The universe is indifferent. We ought not be.

2. A good quote: There are two kinds of people. Those who think, “I don’t want anyone to suffer like I did.” And those who think, “I suffered; why shouldn’t they?”

3. Two good quotes by Kurt Vonnegut: “Hello babies. Welcome to Earth. It’s hot in the summer and cold in the winter. It’s round and wet and crowded. On the outside, babies, you’ve got a hundred years here. There’s only one rule that I know of, babies-“God damn it, you’ve got to be kind.”

And: “Be soft. Do not let the world make you hard. Do not let pain make you hate. Do not let the bitterness steal your sweetness. Take pride that even though the rest of the world may disagree, you still believe it to be a beautiful place.”

[ariaste]

#hopepunk

[thesuninperigee]

“Hope is not a lottery ticket you can sit on the sofa and clutch, feeling lucky. It is an axe you break down doors with in an emergency. Hope should shove you out the door, because it will take everything you have to steer the future away from endless war, from the annihilation of the earth’s treasures and the grinding down of the poor and marginal… To hope is to give yourself to the future - and that commitment to the future is what makes the present inhabitable.”

-Rebecca Solnit; Hope in the Dark

[darkersolstice]

@eirana-know-more

[marsapartment]

This is legitimately the most horrifying tweet I’ve seen in a long time

[audible-smiles]

[teamnowalls-deactivated20180918]

girl call the police