11 Sciles Dumpster 24

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Now that Teen Wolf is almost over can we just have a spin off show we're Scott and Stiles go around solving crimes together and being bros for life. Like it starts out sorta spn style with Scott doing his vet thing and Stiles shows up all like I need your help man, and this this starts off a domino of shenanigans. Stiles would be like the best/worst cop ever because he's Stiles, and Scott would be his sidekick that actually is in charge but don't tell Stiles. Also it would just be a nice, fun little comedy. Just two bros solving crimes. Also they can call Lydia when they get stuck and she'll just sigh heavily and give them advice. Malia would be there backup when they need some extra muscle, and the rest of the pack can make nice little cameos through out the series.

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Build-a-Pack

To help cheer up the remaining pack members Lydia calls for a trip to the mall. Nothing supernatural, nothing deadly, just a mall trip. Everything seems to be going great until Stiles fines Scott clutching a scarf to his chest and looking sad. Apparently it had reminded him of Isaac.

Stiles spends the next couple hours trying to cheer Scott up, but nothing seems to be working. Then he sees the build-a-bear store and gets a great idea. He drags Scott into the store and grabs one of their wolves to stuff. Together Scott and he make a wish, and build the plush. They dress it in a skirt with hearts that reminds them of Allison, a shirt Stiles swears he saw Boyd wear once, heels that Erica would have loved, a scarf for Isaac, super cool sunglasses for Jackson, and a leather jacket that just screams Derek. They both get a little teary-eyed though when they add the final component. A little fox-eared hat for Kira.

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You’re Lisp is Cute

Headcanon:

As a little kid Scott had a tendency to call everything pretty and cute including his best friend. Stiles on the other hand had a terrible lisp, and was mocked for it. Scott was the only one that seemed to really understand him and even said the way he talked was cute. Even when Stiles called him ‘Thott’ instead of Scott.

Not to mention Scott was always happy to introduce his best friend to people, because he knew how much Stiles struggled with the letter ‘s’ and having a name filled with s’s was just unfair to the poor boy.

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That moment when the bae shoves their tongue up your ass for the first time

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Graduation

So I saw a post the other day wishing that when Teen Wolf finally does the graduation scene (if they do) that the announcer says Stiles’s real name when they call him up. I want this to happen (i know it won’t), but just like imagine the announcer saying it wrong and the camera flashes to Stiles looking all put out and muttering angerly to himself as he walks up on stage and he even mutters how to actually pronounce his name. But then from the crowd he hears somebody cheering “Stiles!” and looks out to see Scott smiling up at him, his own diploma in hand, and Stiles just can’t help but smile back.

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Hey Coach

Prompt Idea:

Stiles and Scott get caught having a ‘private’ moment in the boy’s locker room by Coach Finstock. Stiles is completely nonchalant about it and is just like “hey coach,” trying to play it off as nothing even with Scott’s dick up his ass. Scott on the other hand is just like ‘please don’t look at me I’m not here, oh god Stiles shut up, oh god what do i do why am i still turned on, why am i dating an idiot, Stiles for the love of god shut up.’

Coach was never the same after that.

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Hugging (cuddling)

Headcanon:

So I feel like if Scott and Stiles ever did share a bed at the beginning it was awkward cuz their both all limbs when they sleep. Like they would accidentally shove each other off the bed or wake up with the other weirdly draped on top of them or accidentally punch other (or the one time Scott woke up to Stiles’s foot in his face even though they both fell asleep facing the same direction).

But then there’s a night when one of them is sad and they fall asleep hugging each other and they wake up hugging each other. No one got shoved off the bed or punched in their sleep and everything is perfect. So whenever they share a bed they make sure to fall asleep hugging (cuddling) because then they both sleep through the night happily.

and so yea they now sometimes wake up in each other drool but it’s still better than being pushed off the bed

plus it just feels nice to fall asleep hugging

(and ok it probably would have just been easier to not share a bed but that’s just stupid) 

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Secretary Scott

Prompt Idea:

Scott plays secretary at Deaton’s office one day. He sits behind the big desk at the front and greets clients as they come in. Ideally not that hard of a job.

That is until Stiles decided to visit.

Now Scott sat talking to a client trying his hardest not to make her aware to the fact that his boyfriend was hiding under the desk sucking him off.

If he could just keep her from noticing and Stiles from doing that amazing thing with his tongue then hopefully everybody could leave today not being scarred  for life.

or fired.

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Curse words

Headcanon:

I feel like when growing up Stiles went through a curse word faze like most kids, but once he realized how uncomfortable they made Scott (Dad probably shouted them a lot when drunk) he stopped. In stead he decided to create his own “curse words” that could be “Scotty approved.” So everyday he’d create a made up word and try it out around Scott, and if the word made Scott smile or laugh he’d keep them and add them to his “Scotty approved list.”

And even as they get older and he stops using his list he still keeps his cursing to a minimal. He usually just curses a lot in his head or on the rare occasion he does curse out loud he finds ways to make Scott smile after.

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Mpreg Season Five

Mpreg!Stiles

Prompt Idea:

Season five being the same plot wise except for Stiles being pregnant with Derek’s child, and Scott and Stiles being a bit more ‘friendlier’ with each other.

or Derek not up for the responsibility leaves Stiles and Beacon Hills. Scott steps up to the plate and helps his friend in Stiles’s time of need (and then some).

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This Future Suuuucks

Prompt Idea:

Some how, some way a younger version of Scott and Stiles (like 11 or younger) get sent to the current cannon future timeline. The broken pieces of the pack have to find a way to click back together not only to protect them, but to try and find a way to bring them home.

Both the younger Scott and Stiles are amazed and terrified of just how their futures have turned out. The one thing they can’t seem to believe or figure out though is just how their friendship has fallen apart. It’s like their older selves have forgotten what best friends even stands for.

Things become a race against the cloc as the older Scott and Stiles work to get their younger selves back to their time before something bad happens to them, while their younger selves work to remind their older selves just what BFF stands for.

Because a future were their no longer friends is the most messed up malarkey that either of their younger selves have ever heard/seen.

Bonus: Younger!Stiles finding out his mom is dead or Younger!Scott learning about his parents divorce or both and them comforting each other over this, which results in their older selves having a moment as well.

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Beam me up Scotty

Headcanon:

As kids whenever Stiles would fall down (which happened a lot) and Scott would come over to help his friend back up Stiles would always say the same thing:

“Beam me up Scotty!”

and then laugh like it was funniest joke in the entire world

and no matter how many times Scott heard that crappy joke he would always smile and laugh too because he knew that meant his best friend was ok.

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Smack That

Prompt Idea:

Whenever Stiles seems to do great at something or the pack succeeds at something Scott always gives him a congratulatory pat at the butt. Nothing more than that. He figures its something Scott does to every member of the pack as his own way at showing gratification. Like they seem to do in some sports.

Later though Stiles likes to think about it. Imagines a different scenario were both of them are naked and Scott’s smacking a lot harder. Feeling slightly shameful as he imagines his friend bending him over and leaving redden hand prints on his bare ass.

It takes a conversation with the ever amazing Lydia Martin to finally realize that his butt is the only one that Scott ever gives a congratulation smack too. Suddenly his fantasies seem a whole lot closer.  

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Lightsabers?

Prompt Idea:

Stiles FINALLY gets Scott to watch Star Wars. Somehow this evolves into Stiles wearing a glow-in-the-dark condom, holding his dick like a lightsaber while suggestively telling Scott to “come to the dark side.”

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Designated Werewolf

Prompt Idea:

With Scott being unable to get drunk Stiles declares him the title of designated driver whenever they go to parties. During one such party Stiles gets himself stupid drunk to were Scott has to about carry his ass to the car.

Que a night of Scott being the bestest designated driver ever by staying with his intoxicated friend even after he drives them home. Making sure Stiles drinks plenty of water, keeping him from doing something else stupid, listening to his drunken rambles, cuddling him once the alcohol takes a turn for the not so fun, and making sure Stiles doesn’t just vomit all over himself.

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Lacrosse Confessions

Prompt Idea:

Stiles can handle a lot of crap. He may not come out of everything unscratched, but he still is pretty good at walking it off. So naturally it only makes since that a simple game of Lacrosse is the thing that finally knocks him so hard on his ass he can’t seem to get back up... or figure out which way up is for that matter.

He does know that there appears to be two Scott’s looking down at him. They seem to be saying something too, though Stiles can’t hear exactly what over the loud ringing in his ears. That’s probably not a good thing either. Huh.

And now the two Scott’s are starting to look worried. No wait there’s three of them now. Three sexy Scott McCalls.

Oh now they look confused.

....

Wait is he saying this all out loud?

or Stiles gets a bad concussion during a Lacrosse game and confesses he’s true feelings to his best friend.

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Dick Pics

Prompt Idea:

Honestly Scott has never looked to deeply into the situation. So yea, he’s caught Stiles looking at dicks a lot online, but hey everybody looks at dicks online at some point. Also Stiles always had a tendency to look into weird things online so really isn’t all that prominent to him. So yea, Stiles usually freaked a little, quickly exited the picture, and played it off as though Scott hadn’t just seen his best friend looking at dicks online.  Scott never called him out on it.

But now it’s different, now Scott knows its a bit more than he’s friend just cruising around online stumbling on random dick pics. Now Scott can smell the hint of arousal on his friend when he catches him, can smell the fear and shame as he quickly exits the picture, and the unease as he acts like nothing was on the screen. Now Scott notices how rigid his friend sits, hands placed just right to shield his lap. Scott knows and decides to call him out on it.

“Dude, do you like dicks?”

Admittedly Scott maybe should have found a better way to phrase that.