Pissbaby Breeding Factory

tell your mom to hmu

[everchased]

can someone please get these hoes under control i’m BUSY

[web1-0]

please stop trying to sell me weed over tumblr

[memedong]

hey

[web1-0]

[whitepeopletwitter]

[lorileopard]

[heydocverdant]

this is the plot of the giver

[all-da-fandoms]

I’m dying bcse it literally is

[unclefather]

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

1 night lying in bed u look up at your ceiling & see this crawling towards u wyd

[taylor-ruth]

Me sexting: what would you do if you found me with my hands tied ;) My feminist bf: I Would Free You

[strange-aeons]

Spontaneous lung explosions are often due to a lack of crisp, refreshing water. You have been warned.

why does this look like a glass of water from a dream

[sparklingspidey]

Happy Thursday

[sunfortune]

deserved

[barb-l]

[sindri42]

It was bad enough that the boy is literally just stabbing the book with a dagger and dissociating.

[notvoid]

me

[ghostigoo]

Ubers charge more if you order them from certain places, like bars where they know you have no choice if you’re drunk. Walk somewhere else just not anywhere that serves alcohol and then call for one. I’ve had my $40 dollar Uber go down to $20 before but it’s not always that dramatic.

[vermofftiss]

That’s great information! Lumbridge home teleport costs 0gp every 30 minutes.

[nerobot-eng-deactivated20150330]

i was supposed to go to bed an hour ago dont tell my mom

[nerobot-eng-deactivated20150330]

my mom says i have to go to bed now which one of u fuckers told

[the-haiku-bot]

my mom says i have

to go to bed now which one

of u fuckers told

Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.

[transcryption-deactivated202308]

change that word back into meaners right now you sinner

[mitzo]

WHAT IS THIS

[septicake]

holy shit, ok, the reason is fucking neat

so, I just looked at the reblog chain that haikubot got this from, and the oldest surviving post was from April 18, 2013, which was likely before the post got edited. and since the post wasn’t edited then, it remained unedited and survived as a relic of the original. Fret not, though, there are still plenty of versions floating around that are edited, so we have not lost our history just yet.

[radical-eve]

[ironbound-oberon]

I have cochlear implants and I can only buy parts to fix them or upgrade then from 1 corporation bc of tech exclusivity. upgrades to get new processors for both ears cost $23k & insurance only covers 90% (and it’s “good” insurance)

cyberpunk dystopia is already here for the disabled. fight for universal healthcare, fight against capitalism NOW.

[athelind]

Cyberpunk dystopia is already here for the disabled.

[eyanin]

Seasonal bows 🌸🌿🍂❄️

[secretlysheikah]

I love them

[anphivenas]

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[nidorion]

albedo sees an opportunity to cause psychic damage to everyone within hearing range. he takes it.

[catchymemes]

[notsafevorework]

i did this when i was in highschool in 2010 and the teacher lost her fucking mind and sent me to the principles office demanding i get suspended for it like was stealing government secrets or something 

[gracelesstars]

The year 2067, Jensen Ackles releases 26th Supernatural sequel of midquel The Morgans (it’s about Dean helping his niece’s daughter, who married a descendant of Jeffrey Dean Morgan). Jensen’s fans are thrilled because at last it looks like a perfect set up for Destiel reunion! Misha Collins has been dead for 12yrs.