❛ --- ᴛʜᴇ ʜʙɪᴄ.

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[sciropo]

tbh don’t tell the other black sugar gang members but bobo is her favorite...

[gamtosthegreat]

A stage based off of the S.S. Teacup levels and Bobo fights in Wario Land 1 and 2. 

Some creative liberties have been taken and in some other ways, the design is a lot more credible as a ship than the Wario Land levels.

A gust of wind creates a low-gravity zone on the left while close to Bobo there’s a wind zone keeping you away from his platform, similar to his boss fights.

It’s a really fun to play stage IMHO. 

[sciropo]

@gclddrivn replied to your post: actual footage of wario disrespecting women:

THIS IS A CALLOUT BRHLRJVGKLTRJHFRBH))

YES IT IS !!! I’M DEFINITELY PUTTING HER ON THIS BLOG BECAUSE SHE DESERVES JUSTICE !

[sciropo]

actual footage of wario disrespecting women:

[sciropo]

☕️ Books

       “ i recognize their importance  !  i’d even call myself a reader --- though not for entertainment or an escape or anything like that, but for educational purposes. i love cracking open a good book filled with pages and pages of information on famous artifacts !  it’s always good to study up on an item before pursuing it, after all, it can only make the chance of you walking away with it even higher.  ” /  ( ☠️  - still accepting ! )

[whenrpmemesattack]

Send “☕️” + a TOPIC and my muse will spill their honest thoughts and opinions on it

[sciropo]

yokaiibutler‌:​

     ❛ That’s NONSENSE. You could use MY help with…whatever you’re doing. What are you doing? ❜

       she scoffs and rolls her eyes. shouldn’t it be obvious ? her ear closely pressed to the col,d metal safe, manicured finger nails quickly spinning the dial in hopes of finally landing on the right combination of numbers; she’s in the process of doing what she does best --- stealing valuable treasure !

       she takes her ear of the safe for what’ll hopefully be the last time before that beautiful, gold tiara makes it into her greedy clutches, “ so far i’m not convinced you can.  ” hindrance is probably the best way she could describe how she feels about him being present during all of this, “ i’ve cracked open dozens of safes over the years, the only way you can help me is keeping that talkative little mouth of yours shut. ”

[sciropo]

Still wondering where the Pauline blogs are at :c

[gclddrivn]

WE’RE ALL BA$ICALLY MADE OF THE $AME $TUFF ;

𝑔𝑒𝓃𝑒𝓇𝑜𝓈𝒾𝓉𝓎 & 𝚜𝚎𝚕𝚏𝚒𝚜𝚑𝚗𝚎𝚜𝚜 , 

𝓰𝓸𝓸𝓭𝓷𝓮𝓼𝓼 & 𝐠𝐫𝐞𝐞𝐝 .

penned by munny. HOME. || RULES. || MUSE.

[chinfullatentacles]

Found my old Wario land cartridge and finally beat the game like16 years later.

[sciropo]

gclddrivn‌:

“ HMPH, it’s AMAZING how a single person can ruin a sweet and delicious delicacy just by EXISTING.

pirates don’t interact. ”

       “ ladies and gentlemen this is a perfect display of what jealousy looks like !  still bitter about that bottomless coin sack, handsome ? maybe after after all these years i could spare a coin or two for you --- it’s the least i could do since you went through all the trouble of fetching it for me. ” silly wario, tell a pirate to do one thing and she’ll always do the opposite.

[shinkumancer-archive]

The Capt’n

Also a thought I had while drawing her:

~~Under the Cut~~

Keep reading

[gclddrivn]

yoyo YO its munny!! could ya do a mun and man a favour and give this pose a LIKE/REBLOG if you’re interested in interacting with a professional GARBAGE STINKMAN who has also gone through the events of SSB’s Subspace Emissary and World of Light? that’s right babey, SSB-centric muses call me ;) BUT YEAH, i’m lookin for mutuals and people to follow so!!

[thebowonbirdo]

Deleted scene from Super Mario Land 3, featuring Syrup’s awful bird, Bobo, in a context not seen in the final version of the game. (Via Cutting Room Floor.)

[sciropo]

assisttrxphy‌:

@sciropo​ is most rude

“ Wh- Wha?? “ Owch that hurt, but also confused him. He wasn’t in Wario’s shadow, right? The next words uttered were just that “ Waluigi isn’t in Wahrio’s shadow! Waluigi is in…. Waluigi’s shwadow! “

       “ would someone who truly stands on their on be provoking someone they don’t even know on behalf of someone else ?  ” more than aware those words would strike a nerve she continues; her mouth is like the ultimate weapon in her own eyes. her words carelessly thrown like poison darts at anyone who opposes her. “ face it, waluigi !  you’re destined to be a follower !  if i were you --- i’d pick a better person’s coat tails to ride, though.  you’ll get absolutely nothing if you keep following wario around. ”

[sciropo]

no shade to the other wario land villains but I like how they put syrup on wario's level. like she's not some evil demon here to take over the world or anything --- she's just greedy and likes treasure just as much as he does.

I do think she is willing to go to more extreme extents than he is properly making her the villain and him the anti hero, but i just think it's cool how their rivalry is based on the two's very different ways of achieving the same goal.