Could be Weirder

Sam Cali ♓🌈 Made of Glitter Art Blog: @GlitterGlitched

[depsidase]

[theconcealedweapon]

[bbprincessheather]

[queerliblib]

on it 🫡 🌈 📚

[certifiedlibraryposts]

Certified Library Post

[djkoenig-deactivated20140905]

(◡‿◡✿)

(ʘ‿ʘ✿) “what you say ‘bout me”

(ʘ‿ʘ)ノ✿ “hold my flower”

[chronically-ill-dandy]

✿＼(｡-_-｡) “Kick his ass, baby.  I got yo flower.”

[kahguyaht]

i found it

the original post

i found it

[eviesrealitychangesdaily-deacti]

this should have the opportunity to be on everyone’s blog. 

[i-wanna-diepacito-deactivated20]

I hope you guys are happy. You have no idea about the lengths I went to to find this post and get it on my blog.

[smooththegoofyshark]

Everyone on this post is deactivated, this is like finding a fossil

[cloneofthecavalryarchive-deacti]

ATTENTION PEOPLE!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Okay, I think i have it now and i appreciate it.

I’ve just made a bet against my Dad that if this post gets 2 million notes then i can get a Puppy. [like the one underneath]

I didn’t realise how much 2 million was and i couldn’t take that number down now. It should look like 2,000,000 in the notes bar.

He’s convinced that this will never reach that number, and very confident about it so Let’s prove him wrong!! He thinks this will get about 25 notes beofre it’s left in the dust.

You don’t have to do it for me. But for the point and to prove him wrong. He has to pay and everything so let’s make him suffer with it!!

I’m counting on you!!!

Remember it’s 2,000,000!

[smol-bean-meme-machine]

I have that kind of dog!

[prokopetz]

More favourite tropes:

A bureaucratic institution has established forms and procedures for an extraordinarily unlikely event

A character saves the day using a skill they have no excuse for knowing, which they claim to have learned through a mundane hobby or profession

Explaining something patently absurd in a very matter-of-fact way, particularly while referring to the person receiving the explanation as “sir”

A specific object or substance that’s needed to overcome a great danger proves to have been on hand all along in an unrecognised form

A janitor, plumber, or other tradesperson reveals that they’re already aware of some esoteric threat and have dealt with it before

An existential threat is accidentally averted in the course of dealing with an unrelated and much less serious problem

[moved-ughjohnwatson-blog]

do you ever get in those moods where you don’t feel like reading and you don’t feel like being on the internet and you don’t feel like watching a show and you don’t feel like sleeping and you don’t feel like existing in general

[coke-zero-vanilla]

Current mood and it feels fucking AWFUL

[turing-tested]

i really am, from the bottom of my heart, an actual fucking idiot

[sckross]

Fucking hell yes. Beste neu Musik.

[play-dolls]

[silenthill]

barbie is Bi.

[maurypovichofficial]

Of course she’s bi what straight woman wears a jean button up shirt

[greedyforlove]

the B in LGBT stands for Barbie

[gay-impressionist]

Let’s not forget that this photo is canon. And anyone who assumes that she’s just being an ally will have to fight me

[play-dolls]

At least we still have Bi Barbie

[elsaspants]

Remember: you can’t spell BarBIe without Bi!

[fvvck--it]

let's play a game called reblog if you're a lesbian

[howmanycatsistoomany]

Found the Duluth Trading Post catalogue. @foleypdx and @bossbeth You might need to see it for… reasons…

[bossbeth]

Who knew the Duluth Trading Post was Victoria’s Secret for lesbians? Not me. THANKS, DARLIN

[bossbeth]

Can “read the room, Tess” become the new “Harold, they’re lesbians” because now it is in our household

[moniquill]

…we gonna talk about how the purple plaid shirt has a ‘bi swing back’

[agirlnamedally]

you will never regret being kind

[memestar420-deactivated20200529]

We love protective/comforting girlfriends. 💓💞💗💖💘💕

[redlipstickresurrected]

Eiji Ohashi aka 大橋英児 (Japanese, b. 1955, Wakkanai, Hokkaido, Japan) - For years Eiji Ohashi has been capturing Japan through its lonely Vending Machines at Night and during Snowstorms.  Photography

[gundulablumi]

[hlwim]

ugh how the fuck do you cover letter

[elf-trash]

Greetings, Exalted One. Allow me to introduce myself. I am Luke Skywalker, Jedi Knight and friend to Captain Solo.

I know that you are powerful, mighty Jabba, and that your anger with Solo must be equally powerful. I seek an audience with Your Greatness to bargain for Solo’s life.

With your wisdom, I’m sure that we can work out an arrangement which will be mutually beneficial and enable us to avoid any unpleasant confrontation.

As a token of my goodwill, I present to you a gift: these two droids. Both are hardworking and will serve you well.

[siderealsandman]

Polite greeting (Greetings, Exalted One)

Self-Introduction (I am Luke Skywalker) 

Establish Credentials (Jedi Knight) 

Explain how you learned of this opportunity (Friend to Captain Solo) 

Establish Purpose (I seek an audience with Your Greatness to bargain for Solo’s life.)

Show what you can bring to the organization ( I present to you a gift: these two droids. Both are hardworking and will serve you well.)

[comicgeekscomicgeek]

This actually maps really well.