Insomniac on a mission

I love memes and macaroni and cheese. I'm an ENTP. Proud owner of a German Shepherd. I'm a hufflepuff  💖

[scoliodiaries]

My alternate account's posts aren't showing up in tags. :(

[wyvernsdreams]

Your follower count is what Pokémon you are. What kind of Pokémon are you?

If your follower count is higher than the current highest number in the National Pokédex, then subtract the highest National Pokédex number from your follower count until you are within range.

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94!

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May the 4th be with you!

Happy Star Wars day people!

[oneofthosecrazycatladies]

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BECDEC

MY NAME IS GODDAMN BECDEC

[suicunesrider]

Holy shit….. join the club because my name is fuckin Haymay

[rocketmermaid]

I’m fucking Juljul

[kvothe-kingkiller]

fiojan… thats like a legit name

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Lucjun

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Albdec

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Tammar. Not bad XD

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Katfeb… x)

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Meljul (I’ve heard worse)

[amethystkat]

I’m another Katfeb lol.

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Jennov

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Andoct

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Arinov… i like it

[fallenstarsandfiredemons]

Jiloct…eh

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Rutnov. I am Russian Dwarf.

[fenland-witch-deactivated202005]

Fensep. I prefer this one to my monster name!

[losttotheworldinside]

Samsep….??? These name memes haven’t been working with me recently

[polyamorous-fat-witch]

Im KitMar, its not so bad i suppose

[insecureegg]

Chlnov or Skynov

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Chrsep.

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Hannov. 

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Sammay

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Rhioct

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Krimar

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Kijmar. Not bad.

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Robmar!

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Marmay. I’m a dwarf mermaid.

[scoliodiaries]

Sardec

[languageoclock]

I was born and raised in Australia and am currently living with my parents and my younger brother in Sydney. English is the only language that we speak at home, but I started learning German when I was 15 because of a silly little video I saw on YouTube. I wanted to go on school exchange to Germany in 2015 when I was 17, but my plans unfortunately fell through, and I ended up staying in Australia and graduating from high school at the end of 2016 without having stepped foot off the continent. Now, at the age of 19, I finally have the opportunity to go to Europe for the first time. I’ll be staying with a family in Düsseldorf for a year starting in July as an Au Pair, acting as an older sister to the children, helping them with their English, and being able to experience the culture and immerse myself in the language I’ve dedicated the last four years of my life to learning. I’m extremely excited about what awaits me, but I’m a little strapped for cash and can’t quite afford my flights. My parents are not willing to support me financially in my endeavours, and I’m afraid I might not be able to go if I can’t prove to them that I have sufficient funds to get myself there. Having spent the last 3 years providing free, easily accessible language learning resources and advice to an audience of almost 25,000 Tumblr followers, I would be infinitely grateful for any support, monetary or emotional, that anyone is willing to offer as a sign of appreciation for the work I have and will of course continue to put into my blog as I venture out into the big wide world. If you would like to support me by donating towards the cost of my flights to Germany, click here to be redirected to my fundmytravel campaign. EDIT: I didn’t realise that fundmytravel has a minimum donation of $10, so if you want to donate an amount less than $10 or you don’t have a credit card, you can also send me a donation via PayPal: [email protected] Even if you aren’t able to donate any money, you can still help me by reblogging this post to share it with as many people as possible. 🇦🇺 💛 🇩🇪

[languageoclock]

Thank you so so so much to everyone who has reblogged, commented and donated already, I wish I could take you all with me! This trip means so much to me and I feel so loved and empowered to know just how many incredible people there are out there who appreciate me and my blog and want to help me make my dreams come true. ✈️💖

[languageoclock]

It’s official! 🙊 I just booked my flight and I’ll be on my way to Europe in just a few months! I have enough money to apply for my temporary visa to exchange for a residence permit when I get there and I’m only about $250 away from being able to afford my flight back home! I can’t put into words how overwhelmed I am by all the wonderfully kind comments I have gotten over the last few days and the unbelievable generosity of everyone who has donated. 🙈 I’m also incredibly close to reaching 25k followers and if I exceed my fundraising target I’m hoping to put the money towards organising a giveaway to celebrate when I get to Germany! 🎉

[dooptown]

reblog this post if you would watch a youtube poop in a Theater

[infernalentity]

Today is the only day you can share this meme. Precisely 2000 years prior to March 6th 4017. The day Squidward trapped himself in the freezer. March 6th 2017.

[listenforthesteel-deactivated20]

Some assholes have been putting nails in cheese and treats in dog parks in Chicago and Massachusetts. Also adding antifreeze to water bowls.

Please watch out for your dogs. And if you find out the address of someone doing this, give me the address and tell no one. I will disembowel them.

[paigeflip]

Antifreeze is fucking deadly as shit. Whilst my mom worked in the vets office the neighbor of a cat owner had become sick of his neighbors tom spraying by his house so he left antifreeze out for the cat. Animals are weirdly attracted to the smell and will drink it.

The cat was given to the vets and for 2 days it’s insides were slowly dissolved by the acids and it bled from his nose, mouth and even eyes.  

On the second day, the vet not being able to help and refusing to let the cat suffer any longer put the cat down. The neighbor who did not deny his crimes didn’t even offer to pay the woman’s vet bill.

SO THE BIGGEST FUCKING SIGNAL BOOST TO THIS POST.

Fuck who ever is doing this. They can fucking burn.

[skullshivers]

my friend had a cat and it drank antifreeze that was puddled in the driveway and one day they were knitting and it just vomited up all of its internal organs and fell over dead on her lap.

[morenamagia]

The perpetrators of all of this will burn in Hell. 

[gailsimone]

A neighbor of mine threw a ball of hamburger full of rat poison pellets over our fence for my son’s dog. He survived, barely, but has had nerve damage ever since.

[kingfisherfaker-deactivated2014]

Okay, listen up, if your pet drinks antifreeze, do you know what the cure is? Alcohol. That’s right. To save your furry little friend you have to get them drunk out of their faces. Antifreeze is an inhibitor and stops your enzymes from working, but luckily alcohol stops that from happening. I learned this from my A Level Biology lessons, but here’s a source anyway http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/scotland/2617997.stm

[coughedfeathers]

Shit this is important SIGNAL BOOST THIS THANK YOU ALICE

[chipthepunk-deactivated20200405]

BOOST. FUCKING BOOST.

[studyblrco]

I know I run a studyblr, but I do not care

[bluerainst0rm]

BOOST THIS THING. and man fuck those guys who poison our pets.

[ladydraconian9]

BOOOOOOOOOOOST

[roseverdict]

IF ANYBODY TRIES TO DO THIS TO OUR DOG I WILL PUMMEL THEM MKAY? MKAY ＢＯＯＯＯＯＯＯＯＳＴ

[kalliopii]

WHY THE F*CK WOULD ANYONE DO THIS WTF BOOOOOST

[scoliodiaries]

SIGNAL BOOOOSSST

[scoliodiaries]

Some more sad news

The afternoon after Linebeck died, my mom took me to Petco to get another betta. I thought the reason why fishy died was because of the heater. Just now I had to give the new fish a funeral. It was because of a heater. Next time when I get a new fish I'm getting a new heater.

[scoliodiaries]

Some sad news

I think that Linebeck, my betta, is dying. He hasn't been eating and is laying at the bottom.

[scoliodiaries]

Update on my betta

Sorry for the (really) late update on my betta, Linebeck. I just call him fishy now, Linebeck will be his formal name. His fins have grown back! :)

[spideypool]

I’m at my wits ends. The deadline is the 9th and I don’t have the tuition deposit. I’m getting paid friday but won’t be enough. I have a meeting with my international advisors next week to see my options. I need at least $1700 by the January 9th.

[spideypool]

Raised $400 yesterday !. Please keep sharing

[spideypool]

$800 to go !

[spideypool]

If you rather get a commission in exchange you can check out my trello for info! https://trello.com/b/Yqa4iJM2/commissions

[spideypool]

Deadline is the 9th . I literally only need $400 and i can borrow the rest from friends. I put all my paycheck towards this and i just need a bit more

[spideypool]

$200 left. We can do it !

[spideypool]

Only $100 more :D . and commissions will be opening soon

[spideypool]

I just put all my savings on to paying off the tuition. Anything helps.

[spideypool]

Have $30 to my name until next paycheck 😂

[spideypool]

Hey everyone. I spent the last of my money to get gas in the car. I should get a bit of money soon but I’m running out of time. Please even if you can’t donste, just share it. It really means a lot. My family is back home and they’re terrified they can’t do anything. The government won’t let them exchange money to send me. I can’t work more than 20 hr a week or I lose my visa and my books cost over $400 while my credit card is already maxed out with 2k. Really. I don’t know what else to do

[scoliodiaries]

Sadly, I can't donate. Please donate if you can!

[scoliodiaries]

Phichit is such a cinnamon roll

[scoliodiaries]

Birthday!

12/23 was my 16th birthday and I had a lot of fun! Went to an Italian restaurant, went home to have cake and ice cream. I got Pokemon Sun and a tardis pillow from my parents. Then I went bowling.

[scoliodiaries]

Hey tumblr. I have to say something. I'm demisexual. And I support everybody.

[love-in-mind-palace]

Oops..

[roygaylock]

Oh my God, have you guys seen this??? 😭❤

[kingk8d-deactivated20220529]

I AM CRYYYYIING 😭

[mattheuphonium-blog]

I really cried to this