no thoughts coochie empty

ngl i’m only here for gay twilight content

[whitepeopletwitter]

[7upvevoo-deactivated20210625]

[pro-gay]

Hm. I must say, I was very anti-sport before but after being on tumblr.com for a while I definitely identify with jocks. Unlike nerds, they’ve never made me read sherlock mpreg miscarriage on the Harry Potter train AU Masterposts. They only wanna kick their balls and take booty pics. I’m sorry i took u for granted, jocks

[agreedt]

The jocks were only trying to protect us all this time

[pro-gay]

They pushed nerds into lockers when no one else did

[parkchanwoohoo]

Alright I'm awake who's president

[parkchanwoohoo]

Oh we still don't know

[parkchanwoohoo]

That means there's still a shot

[warden-anders]

:)

[gayrudeboys]

hannibal bloopers that i believe, had they made it to the final cut, would’ve immensely improved the show

[hannibalism]

[dope-sauce]

when the show has homoerotic tension but also just overall tension

[sweetlambeyed]

hannigramisms from the last couple ‘a weeks. tryin to get better at posting here >______<

x

[scooch-ur-cooch]

THE LAST ONE HELPP

[metamorphobic]

2 months until i see the decline of mental state in my spotify wrapped 2020 😍

[gothammite]

yknow i saw an article that was like “robert pattinson standing strong against the batman hate! :)” and im like. you fools. you absolute clowns. don’t you know who you’re dealing with? you realize this is the man who waded through all of the twilight hate? with stride? basically brushed it off of his shoulder immediately? even as a non twilight fan in the early 2000s i knew this man would never succumb to the words of the simple minded. batman criticism means nothing to him. he cannot be defeated now. youve cast the perfect impermeable wall. he’s too powerful and we’re at his mercy

[yehudah]

That muffin is looking awfully like a hampster. Someone baked a hampster into my muffin

[sirartwork]

A comic about Animal Crossing.  Enjoy!

[badbitchkyoshi]

GUYS EUGENE LEE YANGS DONE IT AGAIN IM LOSING MIND

[powerfulwizard]

Begging for the whole Kardashian/Jenner dynasty and all their friends to die on that island. Which one of these rich people lied about their covid results? There’s so many people. It had to be one.

[powerfulwizard]

JUDAS

[powerfulwizard]

Khloe Kardashian lying about not having COVID to get in on the Kardashian Death Island Party

[a1-b2c3-deactivated20230114]

why are star wars planets more boring than earth and our solar system like sure we’ve seen desert, snow, diff types of forest, beach, lava, rain, but like… 

rainbow mountains (peru)

red soil (canada/PEI)

rings (saturn’s if they were on earth) 

bioluminescent waves

northern lights (canada)

salt flats (bolivia, where they filmed crait but did NOTHING COOL WITH IT except red dust?? like??? come ON)

and cool fauna like the touch me not or like, you know, the venus flytrap.. and don’t get me started on BUGS like… we have bugs cooler than sw aliens

BASICALLY like???? come on star wars you had one (1) job where are the cool alien species

[wearethesparkk]

I KNOW!! I did a report on filming locations in Star Wars last year and just made a list of places that looked so surreal they could make a convincing other planet. You covered some on my list but if I could just add a couple more:

Tsingy di Bemaraha, Madagascar

Zhangye Danxia, China (similar to the Rainbow Mountains in terms of appearance)

Chocolate Hills, Philippines

Giant’s Causeway, Northern Ireland

So many missed opportunities with cool ass things on Earth, Lucasfilms smh…

[memcjo]

Earth is effing amazing!

[isnerdy-deactivated20190101]

Quebrada de Humahuaca, Argentina

Lake Retba, Senegal

Tepui, Venezuela

Tianzi Mountains, China

[bunjywunjy]

these would make amazing Star Wars planets OR fantasy material:

Tsingy du Bemaraha, Madagascar again (but a different part)

(those are razor-sharp, if you were wondering. very little of this area has been explored because YIKES)

Lake Natron, Tanzania

(looks cool, but is alkaline enough to Kill Your Shit)

Lake Baikal, Russia

(the deepest lake in the world, seriously)

and I’ll wrap it up with Son Doong Cave, Vietnam, the largest cave in the entire world.

it puts anything Dagobah has to offer to absolute shame:

(seriously, the largest chamber is 660 feet high. you could jam a fucking skyscraper in there and still lose it) 

anyway I really like caves thanks for coming to my ted talk

[dinogaby]

I have reblogged this before but it’s just too cool to let it pass

[kitten-kin]

[sarahthecoat]

<3

[juniper-tree]

Is the “fluffy one shot” pig doing whip its with those cans?  Cause that feels accurate.

[kitten-kin]

@skyholdherbalist Yup! XD

[valkyrien]

@frozensnares

Then… where do I go? I’m just at home muttering

into the void of an open word document.

[kitten-kin]

@valkyrien Oh but there’s more to this party than sugar and sweets~ ♥︎

Fluff Fest on RedBubble: https://www.redbubble.com/people/kitten-kin/works/36582633

Dark Side on RedBubble: https://www.redbubble.com/people/kitten-kin/works/36634358

[atlinmerrick]

THE PIG IS EATING PINE TREES IN THE PINING I CAN NOT DEAL.

[owlinautumn]

IT GOT BETTER

[alltheusernameiwantistaken]

Where’s the lemon buffet

[kitten-kin]

Third Comic, featuring the citrus-themed juice bar~ @alltheusernameiwantistaken

Available on RedBubble at https://www.redbubble.com/people/kitten-kin/works/37192337.

[mitsuhidethesnek]

Wow this is the best thing I’ve ever seen

[kitten-kin]

[Canon divergence, Rule 63, fantasy AU, wingfic, self-insert, neko, and slow burn comic.]

[Crack fic and plot bunnies comic.]

I love how people catch the silly little details. So far everything I deliberately put in has been commented upon in some way except for one, that I know of. XD

“They were roommates”, “slice of life” is a slice of cake, hurt/comfort is a checkerboard cake and there’s a knife stabbed right into it, angst is someone’s “jam”, the pining section has pine tree shaped cookies, the vampire AU is a bloody mary, red cup is a “solo” cup, the “Add Shots” menu lists “protein” and “facial” as the top two items, and the concentrated citrus the bird-tender offers is a carton labeled “Only One Bed”.

The only thing I haven’t seen hashtagged or commented on is that the drunk sex is angsty because the relationship is “on the rocks”.

[narashikari]

OH MY GOD THERE WAS MORE OF THESE

[dancibayo]

@anannua