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Guys, do you think he had a routine?
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Jon’s condo is a mess.
“Didn’t you move in like, two weeks ago?” Tommy says, stepping over a half-opened box with CLOTHES lettered along the side. “The fuck have you been doing?”
“Writing an inaugural,” Jon says from where he’s flopped on his air mattress. “I don’t know, thinking about an inaugural. Panicking about an inaugural. Pick a verb and put ‘about an inaugural’ next to it.”
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favs is so happy to sit there and just watch him rant i want to yell about it
so hey does lovett have a condition where if he doesn’t flirt with a pod cohost for too long he will die
uhhhh this rambling is brought to you by those pictures of Lovett from last night and also podsavemysoul’s Tommy sublimates all his feelings at the gym fic.
So maybe in San Francisco hanging out with friend activities included a lot of passing around lists of the best hikes from Tom Stienstra, or seemed to think you could only hit the Lagunitas Brew Pub after a hike around Lake Lagunitas. After the break up there was maybe a little less weekend hiking, and a little more hours killed in the gym so he wouldn’t be alone in his apartment.
(Lovett had looked at him after the inauguration and declared him ready for the Hunger Games. “Don’t be ridiculous, I’m too old.” “Fine, you might escape a stalker or two on Running Man.”)
It wasn’t like Tommy quit working out in LA, he still went for runs, but the hills were a little more avoidable. He had a gym membership, but he spent more nights a week hanging out with Favs, Emily and Lovett or dog sitting than working on his PBs. So his suit for the wedding ends up a little tight at the first fitting.
But then Lovett is like, “Hey, do you get a referral credit if I join your gym? I can’t handle being in photos with all you handsome assholes without working out a little more and I hate mine.”
and so suddenly gym time is hanging out with Lovett time and Tommy is just being a GOOD FRIEND by helping to spot him but that means there’s a lot of sweaty skin to skin contact and Lovett keeps making jokes about how if they were in the valley there’d probably be a porn studio attached to the gym for ease of filming. And Tommy having to hide his boner in his gym shorts and dying but also completely unable to disrupt their routine because he likes the little gasps Lovett makes when he’s pushing himself, and the way he whines Tommy’s name when Tommy’s the one pushing him just a little further.
He plays it off with “he’s been working out” jokes but, like, he’s always been into the softness of Lovett’s stomach and the way his jeans clung to his thighs. Now it’s just a brand new kind of torture as Tommy’s brain updates his old fantasies and mixes in Lovett’s new smedium t-shirts that are clinging to his chest.
and idk, Lovett makes a move and Tommy’s like “oh thank god” because he was going to lose his mind. But then Tommy keeps dragging them to bed instead of the gym and is like “you know I was into you when we were both half dead in DC, right? this look is uh, really good, but not actually necessary.”
and Jon flushes kind of please but is like, “Who says I’m doing it for you? Maybe I just want to make sure you’re not letting yourself go even as you start pushing 40.”
So then Tommy has to pick him up and toss him on the bed and show Jon exactly what he’s yet to let go of.
thinking REALLY hard about tommy baiting lovett and lovett falling for it immediately and being FULL THROTTLE FURIOUS IN YOUR FACE in his own defense. like, if they had been SAY not in the studio but at home tommy’s next logical move is definitely to pick lovett up and throw him over his shoulder so lovett beats his fists and yells “PUT ME DOWN, YOU HEATHEN!!! HELP! I’M BEING KIDNAPPED BY A MAN WHO HAS LOST CONTROL OF HIS FACULTIES!” and tommy says “calm down!” but is laughing so hard he stumbles and they collapse in a heap on the floor
unfortunately @kiwisatsuma I’m going to have to demand that you continue elaborating on this
“I could have died, Tommy!” Lovett says indignantly. “You could have dropped me on my head.” Tommy stretches his legs out so he’s lying flat on the floor and scrubs at the tears leaking from his eyes.
Lovett settles in his lap and leans over him, red faced, rumpled and grinning. “My god, you’re weak,” Lovett says. “Couldn’t even go three steps.” Tommy giggles and his chest twitches painfully. “Useless,” Lovett says into his mouth, and kisses Tommy. Tommy mouths messily at his lips, pinned between the warm weight of Lovett and the hard floor.
Lovett draws back and Tommy scrabbles at him and succeeds in hauling him back down and kissing him harder. With some effort he rolls them over; Lovett squawks, and Tommy pins his shoulders and pants into his mouth.
“I’m wise to your game,” Lovett says, with a fond quirk of his lips.
“What’s my game?” Tommy says, stroking his fingers through Lovett’s curls. He feels wrung out and tender. Lovett rolls his head back into the touch like a cat.
“You think that if you make me really really mad, I’ll acquiesce and let you suck my dick. It’s the seduction method of a lunatic youth with too much energy.”
“I’ll acquiesce?” God, Lovett feels so good underneath Tommy, his chest rising and falling with his breaths.
“Yes,” Lovett says. His eyes are closed and he’s smirking. “Am I wrong?”
Tommy bites his lip. It’s unfortunate that Lovett looks this good when he’s getting what he wants. “Damn,” he says. “Can’t believe you saw through me.”
“Oh, fuck, Tommy, fuck,” Lovett breathes, when Tommy slides his pants down. Tommy has no idea what the original plan was. He couldn’t care less.
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