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[strange-aeons]

I’d like to expose my childhood self. I recently discovered your YouTube via one of those fake Tumblr post videos and was instanly filled with fear that i would see my own edgy teenager posts, some of which have over half a million notes.

So if you ever see this, or ever saw any of my posts back in the day (old url or was urieking). Just know it was all fake.

I’m mentally stable now 🖤

I have seen ALL of these posts over the years. Kinda surprised the laxative one never made it into any of my fake story videos. Thank you for your confession, child 🙏

[strange-aeons]

Father Strange, when considering the famous shoelaces code, do you interpret the president they were stolen from to be whichever US president is currently in office, or is it still Obama? I've held in my heart that it has been Obama this whole time

I also feel like The Shoelace President is Obama but I'm curious what Tumblr at large thinks

Who did you steal your shoelaces from?

Obama

Whoever is current US president

A non-US president (put in tags)

Remaining time: 3 days 7 hours

[vivipokedex]

i love you gay dragonite

[butcher-my-name]

[exhausted-undead]

FINISHED!!! have ganon and link as kronberg's "David and Saul' piece :)

i have literally never played a zelda game btw i think i got possessed by a ghost to do this

[thestalkerbunny]

Times are troubling and hard right now-but never forget, your Beet loving Grandmother loves you very very much and wants you to be safe.

And for you to eat your vegetables.

[sayuni1234]

I’ll post some old pictures here as well~

[katrinaxart]

Caleb

[letmeinimafairy]

A new carving commission, an otter necklace made of river pebbles. A very soft stone, probably aventurine, judging by sparkles.

[elimenise]

Today is my birthday

This year I started drawing again. Thank you so much for supporting my art 💜

[transgenderer]

they should put this next to the doors of every grad school building. there should be a legal requirement to put it on the admissions website like a surgeon general's warning

[volerawr]

some more old disco elysium art 🤑

time flies so fast disco elysium hyperfixation stands unshaken

[celestial-fang]

Designing patterns based on ancient China, maybe I will make these into enamel pins and bookmarks

[iwantsweetrevenge]

[mortimermcmirestinks]

lot of people are going to be sent careening three posts down their dash and crashing into a brick wall because of this post

[spawnkilled]

minesweeper

[lakesbian]

i genuinely love that the way k.a applegate resolves the issue of needing the alien on the team to be able to drop plot crumbs without totally solving everything for the human kids is by making aximili-esgarrouth-isthill a jock who only tangentially paid attention to when his teachers were explaining, like, the andalite equivalent of how to find the cosine of a triangle, and now he's in an astronomically rare circumstance where the fate of an entire species depends on him remembering how to do that. and he's cold sweating trying to recall the answers to homework problems he didn't do. and also he's always lying.

[lakesbian]

ax is literally experiencing like if you got teleported back several hundred years and everyone was expecting you to explain the precise mechanisms of how cell phones work to them and if you don't come up with a sufficient explanation they're all going to die. And he's not enjoying it.

[lakesbian]

every day this happens to ax

[scrollingdown]

The one time he did correctly solve his homework problems, the plot immediately became about UNsolving them.

[ghstwht]

Started rereading the book. And damn, I really hope this specific scene makes it into the director’s cut.

Like, in the movie Grace and Rocky figure out how to communicate pretty quickly and it almost feels effortless. But I NEED more moments of them figuring it out and getting used to each other.