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16 | bi & trans | it/they/cat/that thing/he | mentally ill | artist | pfp by @bug-meats | my carrd

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[antiquestorewhore-deactivated20]

i’m just curious, is there any artist(s) that you know their entire discography… like everything they ever made is just imprinted in the back of your mind

[cikero]

[names my sons cain and abel] alright. get to it

[dear-systems]

do not use betterhelp. do not support betterhelp. do not believe betterhelp.

they:

-do not vet their therapists

-forcefully shut down negative commentary

-lie to therapists

-lie to consumers

-trap therapists in exploitative contracts

-sells users data

etc

[denizensofkingscross]

Since I know a lot of my followers are also LGBTQ+: Pride Counseling is operated by the same company as Better Help, so don’t use them either.

[bylinehearts]

from personal expirence, i am begging yall to completely avoid betterhelp. they specifically push christian therapists onto patients who ask for non-christian help. they did it to me and theyve done it to others. the therapists will consistently pressure you into using a camera or doing audio calls, even if you request against it. the therapists are actively homophobic and transphobic and will spread that rhetoric during your sessions.

do not use betterhelp. do not even give them the time of day.

[milkandmelodies-deactivated2023]

🌿 Pagan / Hellenist Spoonie Ideas

spoonie: an individual who suffers from chronic illness / pain ALTARS: -> set up a small altar / statue + candle by your bed or on your bedside table (practice fire safety) -> create digital shrines + offerings in video games -> create portable art shrines—like this! (tutorial here) PRAYER: -> read prewritten prayers / hymns (e.g. The Homeric Hymns & The Orphic Hymns for Hellenic Polytheists) -> unstructured prayer -> write your own poems, prayers + hymns to deities when you have spoons, and read them the next time you wish to pray -> sit and meditate with your deity without saying anything -> pray silently / in your mind whilst in bed, on a walk, washing the dishes, etc. OFFERINGS: -> devotional offerings—activities you can dedicate to the Gods; incorporate daily activities into worship -> utilise a skill you have (art, singing, gardening, sport, writing) to create an offering piece for your deities -> create devotional playlists for deities -> remember that offerings do not have to be grand; you can offer clean water, bread, honey, flowers, etc. RELIGIOUS RESEARCH: -> break up spiritual research into themes/topics so you can do little by little each day over a set time (e.g. a fortnight, a month) without running out of spoons -> masterposts of pagan / polytheist primary resources on Tumblr -> take digital notes -> research using various forms of media; films, videos, books, images of artefacts, music -> free online ancient history / mythology courses (example) COMMUNITY: -> join a pagan / hellenist discord server -> explore and interact with pagan / polytheist blogs -> be on the lookout for digital community rituals / festivals being hosted online

REMINDER: If you are planning on criticising these ideas for worship as being 'too modern' and not like 'how it was done in ancient times', please keep in mind that not everybody is a reconstructionist. Even for those of us who are, including myself—keep in mind that reconstructionism and worship look very different according to what people are able to manage given their life circumstances. Digital altars are not the 'mark of a lazy pagan', they are an alternative method of worship utilised by somebody who may not be able to have a physical altar for numerous reasons. In the same way that you cannot expect a person with fractured legs to assume a standing position to pray—you cannot expect a person who suffers from chronic illness (physical or mental) and/or fatigue to be able to keep up with the same pace and types of worship as other practitioners. The Gods will not turn a worshipper away for 'not being able to do it like in the ancient times'. The Gods are understanding and they will not abandon you because of your struggles.

[evilios]

“The only thing Apollo likes more than men is women“ how do you even have the sheer audacity to speak about bisexual people like that. This is not a fictional character, not a TV personality; this is a Deity people still very much firmly believe in and worship.

I am incredibly annoyed by the way people on here, including so many in the Polytheistic circles, treat Apollo, his gender, his sexuality, his persona; as if he is some sort of a character that they can create “headcanons” about or treat as a being without agency and feelings.

Not only is it annoyingly biphobic to say that thing, it is also extremely disrespectful and just plain terrible to approach someone like that. I do not know how people as such still have any sort of a platform.

[lady1505]

Why am I now 19 years of age finding out one of Hades Furies is called Megera and what was the love interest and (begrudgingly) ally of Hades in Disneys Hercules, Megera. Why the hell am I only finding this out now! Xxx

[scourge-liker]

this is actually wrong. the fury’s name is megaera, while heracles’ wife is megara. there is a very small but very important distinction between the two

[schizophrenicarchivist-remade-d]

When I was little my mom’s meatloaf was my favorite food. But ONLY her meatloaf. I didn’t like anyone else’s, and she told me that she would teach me how to make it when I was older. And when I was like 19? She finally taught me, but she told me never to tell anyone else and I was like weird but okay

Anyway, she was super fucking homophobic and abusive to me when I told her I was gay, so here’s the recipe

4-6 lbs of Hamburger/turkey burger

1 pk onion soup mix OR ranch mix

1 TBs ketchup

1 Tbs spicy brown mustard,

1 Tbs bbq sauce

1 Tbs steak sauce

1 egg

mix, shape into a loaf in a big pan, and bake at 350 for 2 hrs (maybe 2 and a half if you’re feeling dangerous)

You can get almost all of these ingredients at the dollar store, and have leftovers if it’s just you. The leftovers make great tacos if (taco seasoning is also like a dollar). Enjoy your revenge loaf

[comfynb]

here’s a mashed potato recipe from my homophobic mother that i swore to never share that would pair perfectly!

(6 servings)

-2lbs red potatoes

-1 cup butter (2 sticks)

-1 cup cream cheese (1 pack)

-Chives (optional)

-Salt & Pepper to taste

1. drop those bad boys (potatoes) in a big ol pot. U don’t even have to chop them just wash them

2. boil til soft!

3. Drain

4. Mash (usually they’re small enough you can use a fork if u don’t have one of those squashers) until its a pretty chunky mix

5. add the other stuff. Keep mashing

I like my mashed potato consistancy more lumpy but its all up to you!! Peel the potatoes or keep them on, it literally makes the creamiest fluffiest mashed potatoes which she always served with the nastiest fuckin meatloaf

[tastefullyterrible]

So after spending hours combing through the recipes in the comments of this post I have created a cookbook. Feel free to use it. The link should work for everyone, its the only file on the google drive! I have referenced all of the recipes I used, all of which are from this thread. I made it for myself, but figured after all that work I should probably share. Happy spite cooking! 

https://drive.google.com/file/d/1WjcDfZrPMr0Pw9f5GfEy0aTs2KEx4Pub/view?usp=sharing

[animatedamerican]

there is a SPITE COOKBOOK now :DDD

[podle5]

This is WONDERFUL.

[stefkaryan]

Absolutely downloading this cookbook.

[rosalarian]

PSA as we go into spooky season and people start using activated charcoal to make foods look spooky.

[aroscourge]

POV you're bluefur

[demimonde-semigoddess]

[get-you-wet]

Daddy im so horny . PLease help me

bitch im tryna survive a category 5 hurricane

[ataleoftides]

[lockandkeyhyena]

i really do love hawkash i promise

[cryptidclaw]

leafpool doodles!!! happy leef times

[noecoded]

tbh bunny asmo is so underrepresented in this fandom why dont more people draw him or write him like a cute bunny.he has all the bunny traits in the world ever. all of them. he deserves bunny ears and a cute bunny tail hello

[avpdwisp]

i think instead of demonizing people for going through extremes to get negative attention maybe we need more people to know what HPD looks like

cuz ill see people bitching about someone whos very clearly traumatized doing crazy shit and its like, idk maybe you should talk to them about why they might feel the need to act that way so they know they arent broken