If I had even a shred of writing talent, I'd write a fanfic where Harris gets the brilliant idea to do a "Who Knows Captain Ilya Rozanov Best" segment. He'd ask questions about Ilya's career, share fun facts, and so on. Of course, I'd pit Shane, Luca (because we all know he had an Ilya poster in his childhood bedroom), and Ilya himself against each other. This would naturally bring out Shane's competitive side (because nobody knows his husband better than him), Luca's fanaticism would awaken and he'd give him a run for his money, and Ilya would end up with the lowest score.
If anyone with writing talent wants to steal the idea, go ahead, just share the link so I can read it.














