SCP-173

Universe 13-54D

[scp-threats-is-back]

Well, now I've found you, my oldest best friend (still a disappointment?)

[gaysexonthefloor]

Trying to hide in that flower patch won't save you from us.

[scp1-7-3]

Hoping we'll spare you? Just wastes your time. We're done using that option now.

[officialscpfoundation]

....hello..

@the-plaguee-nurse

Greetings,welcome to the SCP foundation information and customer service desk as well as your place for any announcements or news about breaches or shit that goes on in site

[the-plaguee-nurse]

yes well

you see

I'd like to request you allow me to roam free without these...

spy people, watching me. It's quite invasive. So what if I've helped the plague doctor? I am normal....

[officialscpfoundation]

We apologise, but we cannot allow anyone who has come in contact with an anomaly and isn't a foundation employee, to be unobserved

[the-plaguee-nurse]

well, I have no choice but to cure them, you understand...

[officialscpfoundation]

You may believe you have no choice,but you are harming humans

[the-plaguee-nurse]

no. I'm CURING them, don't you understand?

[officialscpfoundation]

Of course you're curing them,that's why they do not have a pulse, we're scientists not buffoons like some sre

[scp-106-c]

096 breached. Do with that what you will

[officialscpfoundation]

NOT FUCKING AGAIN,WHO KEEPS FUCKING THE SKINNY MAN

[scp-106-c]

Dunno, but I suspect @scp1-7-3

[scp1-7-3]

I'm a virgin

[scp-106-c]

I POSTED 20 SECONDS BEFORE

[scp-threats-is-back]

@scp1-7-3 what the actual fuck?

[scp1-7-3]

Idk I just am always online for tags

[officialscpfoundation]

....hello..

@the-plaguee-nurse

Greetings,welcome to the SCP foundation information and customer service desk as well as your place for any announcements or news about breaches or shit that goes on in site

[the-plaguee-nurse]

yes well

you see

I'd like to request you allow me to roam free without these...

spy people, watching me. It's quite invasive. So what if I've helped the plague doctor? I am normal....

[officialscpfoundation]

We apologise, but we cannot allow anyone who has come in contact with an anomaly and isn't a foundation employee, to be unobserved

[the-plaguee-nurse]

well, I have no choice but to cure them, you understand...

[officialscpfoundation]

You may believe you have no choice,but you are harming humans

[the-plaguee-nurse]

no. I'm CURING them, don't you understand?

[officialscpfoundation]

Of course you're curing them,that's why they do not have a pulse, we're scientists not buffoons like some sre

[scp-106-c]

096 breached. Do with that what you will

[officialscpfoundation]

NOT FUCKING AGAIN,WHO KEEPS FUCKING THE SKINNY MAN

[scp-106-c]

Dunno, but I suspect @scp1-7-3

[scp1-7-3]

I'm a virgin

[talk-with-the-cure]

SCP-049 you can't lie ANYMORE cause I have found your X RAY of your womb AND FOR PEOPLE WHO'S READING THIS SCP 049 HAVING A BOY

*SCP-035 scoff*

“IM- HUH?????”

[scp1-7-3]

Aw, how cute!!

[scp-threats-is-back]

RESTORE MY INCORPOREALITY.

OR ELSE.

- @real-british-empire

Hmmm, nah. *Activates the shield of six gods to be sure you can't do anything to me*

[kharak-the-skeleton]

HELLO MOTHERFUCKER.

IVE BEEN PROMISED COPIOUS BONES TO FIGHT YOU!

*40 urns fly at you from afar*

[scp-threats-is-back]

*my shield protects me*

[kharak-the-skeleton]

ALRIGHT, BUT WEVE GOT A GOD OF OUR OWN!!!

NAGASH, DISPEL THE BARRIER!

*torrent of anti-magical effects fly towards the shield*

[scp-threats-is-back]

I have six gods. You have ONE.

[kharak-the-skeleton]

OUR GOD IS STRONGER.

THEY SURVIVED THE DEATH OF ALL.

THEY HAVE MASTERED THE MANIPULATION OF THE SOUL.

THEY HAVE KNOWLEDGE OF ALMOST EVERY SPELL.

THEY ARE A TORRENT OF MAGIC AND ANTI MAGIC

THEY ARE THE LICH KING.

HE

IS

NAGASH!

SUPREME GOD OF THE DEAD.

MASTER OF DEATH ITSELF.

HIS VERY TOUCH CAUSES THE LIVING TO TURN TO DUST IN A MOMENT.

[scp--096]

[unholy screeching]

[kharak-the-skeleton]

I DONT HAVE WORKING EYES

[scp1-7-3]

good!

[talk-with-the-cure]

Dear, SCP-049

Hello, my Dear... I'm afraid I was correct yesterday when I said they were putting me in with 173... They're rushing me as I'm writing this... I'll try not to blink but then again, I have no promises... I'll try to make it out in the end.

Sincerely, @d--class

P.S.

love ya

“..WHAT.. im gonna destroy this Foundation i swear on my fucking life….”

“..ill talk with 173 before you go in. it already said it wont harm you.”

[scp1-7-3]

I won't hurt ya. 106 threatened me about sixteen times

[officialscpfoundation]

Dr. Octavio from another organization here. Hi neighbour! How we could contain a guy with infinite luck?

Mirrors,13 of them,,7 uneven salt shakers and a pressure plate this should reverse the good luck

[scp1-7-3]

Put me in the same room as him

[talk-with-the-cure]

I overheard some doctors, they're thinking of putting me in with Scp-173...

-@d--class

“…what. i wont allow it.”

[d--class]

"it's not your decision, dear"

[talk-with-the-cure]

*aggressive staring*

“…..*sad bird noise..*”

[d--class]

"I'll try not to blink, but no promises..."

[talk-with-the-cure]

“….”

*he walks over and clings to him*

“they cant get you if im holding on.”

[scp1-7-3]

I won't hurt them promise