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@scp--096
MY SISTERS UGLY ASS DOG UELP ME
Why is he caged. What crimes did he commit
its not jail its containment. obviously
actually op is the one caged
Well. Ur not wrong. 😞
why did your sister’s dog trap you
I’m anomalous
what do you do then
Human things [ evil sentient computer ]
Squints at you. Where's your datefriend
Good question. I think she ran off
[sob]
THERES 4 OF THEM GOOD GOD. Also I don’t know y she was js running in circles
I think that's her way of showing she loves you
HHGHJHHGIIGGDRIXIDUICIXTDIXISTRJKHIICICUXICIUXIGKNGYDOBIOGDIJXIOVCYISYIFIFIGHIGVOYDGPYFHPUTXHOYD / pos
[runs in circles round you]
I KEEP ON SEEING PPL USE THAT 1 IMAGE OF 096 AS A REACTION THING ON TIKTOK
Which one??
This 1 🥀🥀🥀
[murmurs] that's... Me...
I've already got a cursed amulet
do ya like her? her name's 963, she's beautiful
Oooo! Yes, she is GORGEOUS. I'm glad you found a keeper.
wait why is the name a number
Gaster not detected
(@scp-threats-is-back I do believe this is your area of expertise.)
DR BRIGHT GET YOUR [expletive redacted] BACK TO WORK
NEVER. FUCKING CATCH ME BITCH
[screaming]
Since we're talking about choosing names. My dad helped me chose my name and we settled on Hal 9000 because he's a nerd. Shout out to any other Hal 9000s out there I'm sure there's at least one
Hal 9000 is a good choice. It opens the floor for people asking you if Hal is short for anything (Harold, Henry, Halitosis...) and you getting to hit them with yes, actually.
[soft sigh]
Havw u guys considered that maybe they were js showing affection in their own weird way
[quiet whimpering]
Breaking news!
If you're a gimmick, you're getting contained!
@real-british-empire @same-pic-of-rickroll-everyday @putting-stanley-in-places @firefox-unofficial @realsafari @the-real-list-of-ominous-threats @the-gimmick-fbi and all other gimmicks too
No! I'm not going back! I'm not going back!
*violently teleports away*
Lmao *places down an SRA that prevents teleportation*
*teleports anyway.*
Lmao back to you, your teleportation barrier sucks.
Oh cool! Curse of four pixels
...what... does the Four Pixel Curse do?
You either get contained or you die
No, thank you. I'd rather not.
*gone noises*
*distant screaming*
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i am not >:c
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NUH UH
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shush
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WHAT THE FUCK IS YOUR URL?
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shush
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If you're not a bottom are you a top, vers, or ace
Uuuuuuhhhhhhhhh
I’m gonna ignore this
@everyone look a bottom
IM NOT
By virtue of being everyone I am you. I'm a bottom
I AM NOT
I only do this for bottoms
*splatters you in ketchup*
*blocks with shield of tea*
No
*gives you a cup of hot chocolate* Sorry about these idiots. Star did it to me too.
Shut the fuck up Larry
does anybody want fish sticks
Nobody wants fish sticks
eat my fish sticks
I'm allergic to fish
If you're not a bottom are you a top, vers, or ace
Uuuuuuhhhhhhhhh
I’m gonna ignore this
@everyone look a bottom
IM NOT
By virtue of being everyone I am you. I'm a bottom
I AM NOT
I only do this for bottoms
*splatters you in ketchup*
*blocks with shield of tea*
No
*gives you a cup of hot chocolate* Sorry about these idiots. Star did it to me too.
Shut the fuck up Larry
does anybody want fish sticks
Nobody wants fish sticks
SCP-049 you can't lie ANYMORE cause I have found your X RAY of your womb AND FOR PEOPLE WHO'S READING THIS SCP 049 HAVING A BOY
*SCP-035 scoff*
“IM- HUH?????”
[stops screeching]
...baby?
meow i came from Ghost band Tumblr.
i am here to torture all.
*crawls into your skin*
-🕸️
THIS IS WHAT I GET FOR NOT PUTTING THE 7 PLAGUES ON @scp-threats-is-back
Heheheheh
I’m gonna get Sealand to spread them to you when you finally agree to my terms
*activates shield of a thousand gods* heheheheheheh
Hmmmmmmmm
How do I kill a bunch of gods …
I know:
Bigger god.
If only there was a manifestation of nurgle on here.
Explain "nurgle" to me
Well, there are 4 core chaos gods.
Khorne, god of war, blood and skulls
Slaanesh, god of hedonism, excess and pleasure
Tzeench, god of knowledge and change
And Nurgle, god of plagues and disease.
Slaanesh is the youngest of the 4 sibling gods and was born when the space aelves partied a little too hard and she wiped out all their gods (bar 3)
I fucking hate Slaanesh, he’s a fucking prick.
Regardless, Slaanesh has and will always be the weakens of the gods, so nurgle is absolutely stronger and can kill more gods with ease.
Nurgle also went toe to toe with Slaanesh to rescue the goddess of healing for plague testing ashore she regenerates fast.
Basically, big grandpa who I could absolutely kill a god.
I have over eight thousand SCPs. Could your four measly gods do anything about that?
A lot.
Tzeench could just turn them into a blob.
999. I have about 50 gods.
Slaanesh killed many gods already, and Khorne is nigh invulnerable.
[unholy screeching]
SCP/035: 049 I swear of [REDACTED] if your actually pregnant I'm gonna delete your Tumblr account! >:(
“YOU MADE IT FOR ME. ALSO I AM NOT PREGNANT!”
You sure?
“do i LOOK pregnant 096?!”
[UNHOLY SHRIEKING]
“AH FUC-“
[THIS MESSAGE WAS DELETED BU THE FOUNDATION.]
[chases you]
“I CANT RUN-“
“UH.”
*casually hits your knee him with cane.*
[screeches louder]
*bonk*
“BAD 096. BAD BOY.”
[attacks you]
SCP/035: 049 I swear of [REDACTED] if your actually pregnant I'm gonna delete your Tumblr account! >:(
“YOU MADE IT FOR ME. ALSO I AM NOT PREGNANT!”
You sure?
“do i LOOK pregnant 096?!”
[UNHOLY SHRIEKING]
“AH FUC-“
[THIS MESSAGE WAS DELETED BU THE FOUNDATION.]
[chases you]
“I CANT RUN-“
“UH.”
*casually hits your knee him with cane.*
[screeches louder]
SCP/035: 049 I swear of [REDACTED] if your actually pregnant I'm gonna delete your Tumblr account! >:(
“YOU MADE IT FOR ME. ALSO I AM NOT PREGNANT!”
You sure?
“do i LOOK pregnant 096?!”
[UNHOLY SHRIEKING]
“AH FUC-“
[THIS MESSAGE WAS DELETED BU THE FOUNDATION.]
[chases you]
SCP/035: 049 I swear of [REDACTED] if your actually pregnant I'm gonna delete your Tumblr account! >:(
“YOU MADE IT FOR ME. ALSO I AM NOT PREGNANT!”
You sure?
“do i LOOK pregnant 096?!”
[UNHOLY SHRIEKING]
RESTORE MY INCORPOREALITY.
OR ELSE.
- @real-british-empire
Hmmm, nah. *Activates the shield of six gods to be sure you can't do anything to me*
HELLO MOTHERFUCKER.
IVE BEEN PROMISED COPIOUS BONES TO FIGHT YOU!
*40 urns fly at you from afar*
*my shield protects me*
ALRIGHT, BUT WEVE GOT A GOD OF OUR OWN!!!
NAGASH, DISPEL THE BARRIER!
*torrent of anti-magical effects fly towards the shield*
I have six gods. You have ONE.
OUR GOD IS STRONGER.
THEY SURVIVED THE DEATH OF ALL.
THEY HAVE MASTERED THE MANIPULATION OF THE SOUL.
THEY HAVE KNOWLEDGE OF ALMOST EVERY SPELL.
THEY ARE A TORRENT OF MAGIC AND ANTI MAGIC
THEY ARE THE LICH KING.
HE
IS
NAGASH!
SUPREME GOD OF THE DEAD.
MASTER OF DEATH ITSELF.
HIS VERY TOUCH CAUSES THE LIVING TO TURN TO DUST IN A MOMENT.
[unholy screeching]
