DR "WOUNDโโs Personnel File
Security Clearance Level: โโโโโโโ
Profession: Currently training under Dr Clefโs supervision
Site: Site 19 and playing around in the sewers
Dr WOUND is made entirely of a void-like goop substance. Despite having a mouth, it prefers to gain nutrients by absorbing things into various parts of its body, mainly the torso. Because of its constant grooming and self-care after every test it's been through, its fur is very fluffy. Dr WOUND also has no genitals, as it reproduces asexually like an amoeba.
Removal of Dr WOUNDโs bandages is strictly forbidden. Whatโs underneath them are two โโโโโ with eyes on the ends.
Dr WOUND was first discovered in Dr Glass's office as a normal black cat, napping on his seat. The only thing that gave it away was its extra two eyes on its head. Dr Glass says he has no clue how Dr WOUND got there.
Dr WOUND has a single eye on its tail that never closes. At the top of its head are two shapes that look and act like cat ears.
Dr WOUND was eventually recruited because of its potential and now has a similar job to Dr Alto Clef, but Dr Clef is much more preferred because Dr WOUND won't work unless given treats. This is a trap; even if you give it some, it will just keep demanding more.
Dr WOUND is still learning how to speak. For now, it only communicates in purrs, meows and hisses. In 2020, it learned to say its first words, "FUCK DR CLEF". Dr Clef still wonders who was screaming those words in the middle of the night for a whole week.
Dr WOUND is a demigod, a creature born in the void of an unknown dimension. Itโs a sentient glob of pure void that has managed to travel to Earth through unknown means. We are still trying to figure out how it got here. Dr WOUND can shape-shift into anything it has absorbed and gain its victims' memories. Despite that, it still needs to โunlockโ the memories, usually by something triggering it to remember.
Dr WOUND can understand human speech, but it just canโt speak it well, sounding like distorted gurgles.
Its appetite is endless. Tests have shown it's capable of eating anything. Depending on the item, it might need to be isolated for a while to be fully digested.
Although it has a mouth, it prefers to obtain nutrients by absorbing them into any part of its body, mainly the torso.
It gained its position because it had absorbed Dr โโโโโโโ, which held valuable information โโโโ, so the Foundation is now trying to raise Dr WOUND to recall their memories. They are also trying to get Dr WOUND to remember the recollections of its prey in the Void to gain a better understanding of what lies beyond the multiverse.
As of now, itโs fucking useless and doesnโt do shit; itโs good at getting rid of SCP-7800-J instances by absorbing them into its body.
It appears to be able to control whether it absorbs something.
Dr WOUND is capable of feeling emotions. It just doesnโt show on its face.
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Experiment Logs (WIP. make better later)
Dr Bright fucking shredded Dr WOUND, and 50 miniDr Woundss appeared. Dr WOUND had to get its mini instances captured and smushed back together.
Dr Bright plucked Dr WOUND's mouth eyeball and got his pants clawed off, which resulted in SCP-963-J breaching. Dr Wound was found hiding in a corner, and the mouth's eyeball hasn't regrown since then.
Dr WOUND was placed in an extremely cold chamber. It didn't freeze bc it was absorbing all the cold, but it looked really pissed and smashed a window. Was later calmed down by canned tuna
Dr WOUND was placed in a really hot chamber. Started fucking melting, and it was panicking; broke the observation window, and because of the heat it absorbed, the nearby paperwork caught on fire.
Dr WOUND was placed in Dr Pripyatโs office for approximately 10 minutes. Dr Pripyat picked up Dr WOUND and attempted to teach it the following words: โKGBโ, โPsikhushkaโ, and โSulfazinโ. Dr WOUND walked out of Pripyatโs office glowing blue and emitting 1.5 sieverts of radiation, forcing it into the decontamination showers.
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Do not pet unless it's break time
Do not run tests on Dr WOUND without knowledge from the O5 Council
Do not attempt to melt or freeze Dr WOUND
Do not purposefully try to dirty its eyes
Do not take off its bandages
Stop trying to get it to transform. We've already had three staff members get bitten because of this.
If found lurking in the air vents, staff is to report it immediately to the O5 Council.
Do not try to put your hand in Dr WOUND'S real mouth
Taking photos of Dr WOUND is allowed, just turn your flash off
Stop trying to teach it words that are useless to the Foundation
No sniffing around in the fridge
Stop staring so intensely at people
Don't use your feline form to get people to pet you
Stop eating Dr Pripyatโs radiation
Clean off thoroughlyย after returning from the sewers
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List of words Dr WOUND has learnt
Psikushka (from Dr Pripyat)
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headcanon/canon shit I need to somehow add to the doc
Dr WOUND will โpoopโ in various places to annoy staff it doesnโt like. {Dr Wound can't poop it, just breaks off a bit of its void body, leaves it there and replenishes that gap by eating something else}
Dr WOUND has very dense fur made from its void body. Thatโs why itโs fluffy despite beingย literal void.
Sometimes, while napping, it can absorb the thing itโs sleeping on, so itโs being forced to take its naps in a zero-gravity containment chamberโฆ
Dr WOUND can change its temperature at will, which confuses Dr Pripyatโs thermal vision, and sometimes she walks into walls because she mistakes it for another wall and walks around the corner, and slams into the wall.
Sometimes Dr Clef likes to put Dr Wound in a test tube {awwww like those liquid-like cat thingies on TikTok}
Do you think Dr WOUND can get morbidly obese (<- I think this would be possible) {if it chose to, maybeโฆ it can alter its form whenever it wants anywaysโฆ}
Pripyatโs radiation can give it temporary abilities, like Dr Wound will be able to emit Chornobyl radiation for about an hour, but to a less damaging extent than Pripyat
Dr WOUNDโs favourite food is SEALORD canned tuna, lemon & cracked pepper flavour, and a slab of smoked salmon.
Dr WOUND enjoys mocking some staff by replicating their form in disturbing ways (or it's just innocent and doesnโt realize itโs disturbing) {I think I'd cry, thatโs terrifying, it would look so uncanny}
Dr Pripyat likes to sometimes pick up Dr WOUND and rip little bits of it off, and her radiation makes them turn into like more mini versions of Dr WOUND but they're permanently radioactive, and now sheโs banned from doing this {radioactive behbeh companions. emotional support for when she works}
Dr WOUND often steals the little explosives from Dr Novoshepelychiโs lab coat when it creeps into her office and takes the prototypes of some weapons she works on and unleashes them onto Dr Icebitch Iceberg when he passes out from stress (he likes explosives, so Dr WOUND is using them against him.
Dr WOUND is fond of Dr Glass and enjoys hanging around him during his sessions in the form of a house cat.
Dr WOUND can alter its taste. Yes, you can eat Dr WOUND. Itโs like eating a packet of Beanboozled; you never know what flavour you could get.
Dr Glass has attempted to psychoanalyse Dr WOUND once, but nothing came out of it {because it was simply too stupid}
Dr Pripyat has accidentally eaten a bit of Dr WOUND because she thought it was butter, and she got poop flavour
Dr WOUND frog blinks when spacing out.
Dr Bright is banned from petting Dr WOUND. {What is this man even allowed to do?}
All requests from Dr Iceberg to stop Dr WOUND from smothering him are declined.
It likes napping underneath the cars in the staff parking lot.
Ate one of Dr Icebergโs Molotovs once, and smoke started coming out from its head.
Forbidden from entering SCP-173โs chamber, as it has shown interest in trying to absorb i,t too. {allowed to eat the other 173 instances though}
Sticks by Dr Gerald when heโs in the infirmary until he gets better. (CUTE)
Dr WOUND can alter its weight.
Dr WOUND can store things in its void mass. Here are some of the things researchers have grabbed out from it: Pens, a singular shoe, Dr Psikushka (she fell inside Dr WOUND), car keys, fingers (EW), small reptiles, small chunks of various SCPs, a yarn ball, an unopened can of tuna and much more.
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"It's actually pretty useless and doesn't do anything other than sleep, eat and catch mice." โ Dr Glass.
"ALL THEย PET MICE FROM MY SECRET STASH I WAS PLANNING ON RELEASING INTO THE FOUNDATION ARE DEAD." โ Dr Clef.
"It likes to visit me as a normal house cat whenever I'm injured, but then it suddenly turns back to normal and crushes me." โ Dr Gerald.
โEvery Summer night, I wake up to that gigantic black mass curled around or beside me. Sometimes in the winter, it does that too. The massive fucking eyeball on its tail is terrifying, and I request it stops doing whatever itโs doing.โ โ Dr Icebitch Iceberg.
โPLEASE, ONE MORE TEST WOULDNโT HURT! I PROMISE I WONโT TRY TO SAW OFF ITS EYEBALLS WITH A CHAINSAW AGAIN, PLEASE!โ โ Dr Bright.
โOnce it stuck beside me for so long, it turned green! It then wrote down that it liked the tangy taste of my radiation.โ โ Dr Pripyat.
โI like using its tail to clean our dishes. Donโt tell any of the staff that.โ โ โโโโโโโ
โYou are completely capable of functioning like a normal human being. Stop shitting your void globs in the corners of my room.โ โ O5-โ
โOn my first day, it gave me a promotion! I thanked it by teaching it very important words that everybody here should know! Thank you, Dr WOUND!โ โ Dr Novoshepelylchi.
โSTOP WRITING MY NAME AS DR ICEBITCH!โ โ Dr Icebitch Iceberg.
OOC: Lots of love to @scperm for helping with the headcanon things and patching some stuff up!!