I said fuck me not fuck him

■26■ |I lost my wife now I'm bitter asf😞|

[grizzart3]

The Hammer and the Anvil

[orisnitsa]

15 years old me reading Baelor's fate in the novella:

27 years old me watching Baelor's fate in the show:

[nightcrews]

The Targaryens in a Knight of the Seven Kingdoms: A Summary

[fjordstan]

dont worry, it will happen again

[hammersanvil]

Tfw you're forced to go to a birthday party you don't want to be at, you bring your kids hoping they'll at least outshine your perfect elder sibling's kids at sports, but two of your kids end up going missing, you go to look for them and find one drunk while the other has been kidnapped, you come back, find out your second son has caused two major PR disasters in your absence, your youngest missing son is back and suddenly bald, your second son demands a group fight in court dragging you and your eldest into his mess, your perfect brother sides against you to help some random himbo on the enemy team, you have to see your son get brutalized and you're terrified he's going to be killed, while trying to save your boy you accidentally kill your beloved brother, you reluctantly send your second son overseas hoping he'll fix his behavior, this is after you've already been forced to send your third son away to boarding school, you're completely broken and depressed and stressed, and now your bald son is asking if he can also leave to go traveling with the same himbo who beat up your second son

[jakecockley]

“my boy! my boy!” MAEKAR 😞😞

[cosmosnout]

Close enough welcome back Claude Von Riegan

[moon-heart22]

Serving cunt

[lesbianshepard]

He's been a knight for like 3 days

[skitskatdacat63]

HELLLOOOO I feel so incredibly normal about this tiktok oh my god???

[krikunjayvoice]

I've found my beloved Targaryen, and I'm happy. If the dragons hadn't died because of the Dance, he could have ridden the oldest of them all. Vermithor . It would suit him.

[priorisms]

and bonus:

i love all five pixels of him 😣😣💦💦

[ladybaratheon]

“i dreamed of you,” said the prince. “you said that at the inn.” “did i? well, it's so. my dreams are not like yours, ser duncan. mine are true. they frighten me. you frighten me.”

A KNIGHT OF THE SEVEN KINGDOMS (2026–), 1.05, 'In the Name of the Mother'.

[fireandbloodsource]

Some men will say I meant to kill my brother. The gods know it is a lie, but I will hear the whispers till the day I die. And it was my mace that dealt the fatal blow, I have no doubt. The only other foes he faced in the melee were three Kingsguard, whose vows forbade them to do any more than defend themselves. So it was me. Strange to say, I do not recall the blow that broke his skull. Is that a mercy or a curse? Some of both, I think.

— The Hedge Knight, George R.R. Martin

Only when I said Prince Maekar loved his brother Baelor, Ser Addam's squire said he loved him to death, and Ser Mallor's squire said he meant to love his brother Aerys the same way.

— The Mystery Knight, George R.R. Martin

[islafigs]

With his daughters in Summerhall, Aemon at the citadel, and Aerion bedridden, only Daeron and Egg can ease his grief. His first boy, and his baby boy, both of whom he loves so much (even if he can be snarky sometimes).

[kathrenax]

"Brother's mace, most like... He's strong".

[emmaziadarcy]

A KNIGHT OF THE SEVEN KINGDOMS 1.05 | In the Name of the Mother