Fire in the hole!!!

G'day! N welcome ta my scrap yard! I'm a fictictive o the great Jamison Junkrat Fawks himself in an adult DID system!

[scrap-yard-rat]

Baptiste: you'd loose your head if it wasn't attached to you

Junkrat: wouldn't be the first body part I've lost!

[homunculus-argument]

A loose glass cannon, that one. You can bet your ass that fucker is going to blast whatever's in front of them into absolute smithereens, bolt into a random direction from the blowback and shatter also.

[knight-of-hallownest]

At that point why not just have a bomb

[homunculus-argument]

Lacks the sex appeal.

[scrap-yard-rat]

How fucked does a situation have to be that I, Jamison Fawkes, am the reasonable one?

[gifbro]

[4gifs]

Japanese Sumo robots

[setheverman]

this is the funniest gif i’ve seen all week what the fuck is going on

[bunjywunjy]

the best part is this isn’t even HALF the relentless bullshit insanity that goes on in robot sumo wrestling, a sport where the contestants are all hyperfast robots with scoop attachments and preprogrammed moves. 

(this one wants to be a beyblade when it grows up)

the idea is to include as many unique moves as you can, to make your shrieking deathbot difficult to counter

or dodging. that works too.

also, some of the speed demons have… unorthodox attachments to fool other bot’s sensors

WIIINGS MOTHERFUCKERRRRRRR

robot sumo is also a sport where spectators may end up taking a small robot to the shins if they aren’t careful.

FLYYYYYYY

I hope you enjoyed our foray into madness!

[s-p-giffy]

IT GOT BETTER!!!

[transmortifried]

Y’all. Looking at professionally made sumo robots is great. You know what’s better though? Looking at extremely UNprofessionally made sumo robots.

Here enjoy.

[jumpingjacktrash]

oh my god please watch this video

“she gave up looking for the robot and sent us a photo of her having a beer. the crowd applauded this act of supreme crappiness.”

one robot is just a kleenex box with a bunch of dildos on it, one does nothing but shake a packet of instant soup, i love humanity so much right now

[vastderp]

!!!

[hickeywiththegoodhair]

lads im goin into cardiac arrest

[der-hornmeister]

shoutout to the robot reacting to sound, transfixed at the cheering audience instead of its opponent

[overwatch-oven]

[jamiefort]

Hands on the table so I can see them 🚨⛓️‍💥

[nobelity]

all omnics are trans and autistic and i dont think i need to explain myself

[scrap-yard-rat]

Yeah, that tracks, trans because they're transitioning from existing just as a robot doing their thing to identifying as a person, and autistic because they're operating on different functioning processes than other people

[goblinshop]

SLIGHT FLASH WARNING FOR THE SPEEDPAINT!!

This little freak has been skittering around in my brain for a while!

[xxthebubblewitchxx]

HE HAS ESCAPED!!!!

[mefjeff]

Roadhog comforting his troubled Rat

[snxwx]

they’re everything to me

[toastydumpster]

*squeaky_toy.mp3*