hello i am frog

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[queer-as-city-folk]

all of those are brown

[kt--extinction]

here is the picture from the Año Nuevo State Park instagram, the colour is suspected to be from rolling in red algae

[queer-as-city-folk]

That one is porple

[blackwaxx]

[vaginalbleeding]

THIS WILL ALWAYS BE MY FAVORITE VIDEO ON THIS WEBSITE

[verballthenouns]

I bookmarked this months ago and it still makes me laugh until I can’t breathe

[smute]

i think the most upsetting thing about american-flavor puritanism is how fucking patronizing it is. it's 2026 but the whole world still has to deal with a cultural hegemony grown from the gnarled vestiges of victorian-era paternalism. tax-paying adults with passports and the right to vote are treated like wayward children because of the antiquated idea that authorities must protect the weak minds of the unwashed masses from depravity and corruption. the average american can send a fellow citizen to the chair, but they can't piss in a ditch without being declared an outlaw. american entertainment media is saturated with sex, but you can't talk about it online without getting your account suspended. it's such blatant censorship at a universal scale, but because sexual content is framed as inherently dangerous, this restriction on basic adult autonomy, this blanket denial of moral and intellectual adulthood, can be reframed as protection, an expression of care, a moral duty. "won't someone think of the children!" I AM A GROWN MAN! I AM A GROWN MAN! I AM A GROWN MAN! I AM A GROWN MAN! I AM A GROWN MAN! I AM A GROWN MAN! I AM A GROWN MAN! I AM A GROWN MAN! I AM A GROWN MAN! I AM A GROWN MAN! I AM A GROWN MAN! I AM A GROWN MAN! I AM A GROWN MAN! I AM A GROWN MAN! I AM A GROWN MAN! I AM A GROWN MAN! I AM A GROWN MAN! I AM A GROWN MAN! I AM A GROWN MAN! I AM A GROWN MAN!

[smute]

thank god that the video game that features slow motion animations of graphic gunshot wounds and is rated 18+ has a profanity filter in single player offline mode. thank you for protecting this 33 year old mind from the corrupting influence that is a horse named apple slut

[enthyrea]

ryland’s best friend

[cloudabserk]

rocky is soooo unjealous & chill. he can even accept that grace has a rocky plush to squeeze

[ceruleana]

project hail mary is a touching and poignant film that leaves you asking questions about humanity like, "wow what if all mainstream media was genuinely good" and "what if book adaptions actually gave a shit about the book in question" and "what if studios hired actors that could actually act, and then let them get a lil wacky with it"

[astriiformes]

#Don’t forget ‘what if puppetry was treated as a serious artform’ (via @specialagentartemis)

[pineappical]

on your chest

[ovsyankaandizum]

I mean we don’t have enough human Adrian yet. Im here to fix it

I think it’s pretty rough and unfinished but I’m so tired of drowning this already so i will just leave it here

[headofporridge]

"There are no words to express the abyss between isolation and having one ally. It may be conceded to the mathematician that four is twice two. But two is not twice one; two is two thousand times one."

-G.K. Chesterton

[stiffyck]

Can someone watch them for me please

[raviolireptile]

Not to mention the chemical burns, never seeing a tree in person again, spending the rest of his life in 2x gravity, no more cheese, no more bread, never being able to actually touch another sapient being, PTSD, no human medical experts, etc…

But it would be so nice to be that close with somebody!

[pangur-and-grim]

alright I'm almost finished Project Hail Mary, and I have to say, I don't get why people are shipping the guy with Markiplier when he's already in a perfectly healthy queer-platonic relationship with the alien spider made of rocks

[pangur-and-grim]

that's insane. we need to change this

[can-i-make-image-descriptions]

[Image ID: Tumblr reply from theGrandMarsh reading: i hear tell that people are often more attracted to other humans than they are to alien rocks, and that imagining two attractive humans in a relationship fulfills them emotionally or sexually /End ID]

[monsterritory]

Episode 5 of @eridian-heart

With the cameos of:

Twig belongs to @twiggyart6 (who's got their own really cool Eridian Grace AU, check it out)

Ant belongs to @poyopaan (banger OC)

Prism and Vantablack belong to @sharkfiinn (taking artistic liberties to imply that in my AU Vanta is a slightly better parent to Prism)

[pris-cas]

Lesson #23 Digestion

And with certain only very certain rocks that contain carbonate minerals, specifically limestone, chalk, and marble, can be dissolved by weak acids. So this is mostly for comedic purposes.

First Lesson Previous lesson

As always thank you to my phenomenal beta readers!

@xushibeetle

@the-asexual-winter

@stelosia

[frog-has-a-blog]

oh persona 3 protag. hes everything to me.

(another piece from early june i think?? not my best work by any means, but i love him very dearly tbh)

[misticksky]

My bff made me watch person3

Welp, it could be worse,,,

[cindrawing]