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You are incredibly old. You’ve seen the rise and fall of entire languages. You’re concerned when someone comes to you with a tablet that even you cannot read.

scrapmetal783

"book from the sky"

by xu bing.

redgoldsparks

Self Care Tips From Tumblr: When you feel like everyone hates you, sleep. When you feel like you hate everyone, eat. When you feel like you hate yourself, shower. Someone out there feels better because you exist.

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dduane

When you see something sensible; Reblog it. :)

absolutedream-art

I hate seeing Caine sad. He deserves some appreciation, or a little bee friend.

I came up with a new saying but I don't know which version is better:

That joke flew so far over my head that:

I didn't even hear the engines of the plane it was on.

you had to point out the plane in the sky.

It's asking for directions in albuquerque.

which version sounds better?

"I didn't even hear the engines of the plane it was on"

"you had to point out the plane in the sky"

"It's asking for direcions in albuquerque"

Voting ended onSep 18, 2025

#tumblr polls #random thoughts #bad jokes

Something clicked when I re-watched the gaslight district pilot:

The angels didn't harm breadhead.

I mean look here: there's not a scratch on him even after spending MINUTES flying around inside the storm; his disguise isn't even ruined. (except for the missing helmet)

Meanwhile the guards and Diligence were EVISCERATED in mere seconds of contact with the angel storm.

Two possible explanations come to mind:

1: I've heard and read several theories saying the virtues are corrupt and doing everything they can to maintain power in heaven. The angels obviously don't take too kindly to this.

Breadhead however was made with a recipe that, while encoded with gaslight runes; reads "how to make a good boy".

Despite him being marked with the black hand that marks ALL the rotlings of the gaslight district, the angels might see him as a pure soul based on this alone.

2: the angels have a very big preference to rotten flesh over bread because they're canonically vultures. (from what I've read)

#the gaslight district #glitch productions #Breadhead

Cheese

scrapmetal783

"Wisdom of others"

Have you ever been part of a conversation where some obscure, questionable bit of knowledge came up; to the point where everyone is asking:

"....how do you know that?"

and that bit of knowledge has been with you for so long, that you no longer remember its source well enough to give an acceptable answer?

just say "wisdom of others".

Because it's true, you DID hear it from other people; you just can't remember who or when.

nudityandnerdery

Now, I may just be a simple country lawyer, and not one of you fine gentlemen from the city with your economics degrees and your fancy cars and your elaborate rituals, you see, but I can't help but wonder, as we hear about yet another place dealing with a housing crisis- well, can't help but wonder who isn't having one? Seems to be a whole outbreak of them everywhere! It's downright mystifying!

It's almost enough to make me wonder- again, I'm no city folk like you assembled gentlemen and esteemed lady added to the group so they looked slightly more diverse- but it makes me wonder, if the crisis isn't in one of those particular markets, but rather a crisis arising in the entirety of the whole system of providing homes for folks?

Your honor, I thank you for your indulgence, I will, in fact, be getting to my point quite directly. Now, what was I saying?

Ah, yes, to our fine visitors from the city with a scavenger's gleam to your smiles that could darn near by swapped from one face to the next without a hint of a change in your appearances- tell me, why shouldn't a simple country lawyer like myself start to wonder questions about who it is that is making a profit off these sundry crises?

Thank you, your honor, I would like to hand over the rest of the questioning to my paralegal, the young Ms. Guillotine-chan.

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bigandlong

If you see this on your dashboard, reblog this, NO MATTER WHAT and all your dreams and wishes will come true.

jae-felidae

Oh hey! Haven’t seen this in forever! Didn’t reblog it when it came across me before, not gonna skip it this time, I need some good vibes.

jupitersmusings

good things will happen 🧿

things that are meant to be will fall into place 🧿

overlord-fire-bubble

THIS ONE FUCKING WORKS. REBLOG IT.

tiny-kt

this for real fucking works

scroll-of-thought

Apparently this one fuckin works, and who am I to argue with the collective agreement of tumblr. Will report back if good things happen.

xxacidnekoxx

OKAY SO LIKE!!!!!!!!! WHEN I WAS A KID I WAS INTENSELY SCARED OF ANIMATIONS THAT LOOKED LIKE THIS??? like scribbly low framerate scribble stuff did anyone else have a fear like this?? HONESTLY it still gives me and unsettling feeling but when I was a kid I was so scared of this effect that I wouldnt go into a certain room of super paper mario when I was playing that game because it had this effect covering the screen

xxacidnekoxx

WELL ANYWAY THE POINT IS THAT I'M USING THIS EFFECT IN A PROJECT I'M WORKING ON ON PURPOSE TO MAKE IT SEEM MORE CREEPYYY ^^

scrapmetal783

This was the first thing that popped into my head when I saw that, those scribbles from Fosters home for imaginary friends.

spoilers for the Team Fortress 2 comic #7

After EVERYTHING that happened, Miss pauling took the last of the australium confirmed to be on Earth, and chucked it into a random trench at the bottom of the ocean.

But looking back to issue #4, regarding Bill-bel (sniper's father) taking the submarine they used to get to New Zealand, I don't think its over.

My headcanon is that they pick the one trench that he's in to throw the australium in, and he finds it.

Then again, because Bill-bel was the reason New Zealand was at the bottom of the ocean in the first place, I doubt he will use it for anything substantial. His first and only instance of using it was as paint.

#team fortress 2 #random thoughts

2025 is the year of the snake.

...."mysterious, smart, wise, good at talking, determined, and caring."

#chinese zodiac

"A billion sure is a lot"