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nagyoungs

january 2018 ♡

auntymurda

u ever catch yourself overthinking then you’re like bitch what the fuck who cares

incorrect astro quotes #78

Eunwoo: [sees someone doing something stupid]

Eunwoo: What an idiot.

Eunwoo: [realises it's Moonbin]

Eunwoo: Wait, that's my idiot.

sailormoonsub

when inspiration strikes, it strikes hard

2chaiz

apparently ethnic names are hard to pronounce but names white ppl actually can pronounce:

baudelaire, da vinci, chomsky, kerouac, tolkein, vivaldi, fuckin archimedes

russianspacegeckosexparty

White people will learn a fucking fictional language, like Dothraki or High Valyrian and will devote themselves to pronouncing these names/words to the point they’re fluent. But ethnic names are “too hard” and they act like they’re hacking up a fur ball

shitboy96

At this point I just assume every story on tumblr is fake but I reblog it anyway because who cares we’re all dying and who am I to deprive myself of a tepid chortle

odinsblog

Imagine being so racist and so comfortable in your white privilege that you actually say this aloud to black customers.

zzdigital

What if someone got bitten by a vampire, but didn’t realize it. So then they go around and keep misidentifying all the symptoms, like

“Dude, you haven’t gone outside in a while.” “Yeah, last time I went out I got this wicked sunburn.”

“Are you still up?” “Yeah, I started bing watching this show on Netflix.”

“Dude, I’m seriously craving something right now.” “Like what?” “I dunno. Pizza rolls?”

adriofthedead

“Why is it that you never come into my house unless I invite you?” “Um, it’s called ‘being polite’…?”

paulichu

“I tried cooking with garlic the other night and got this serious burn on my hand. I think I’m allergic, but all I’m getting on Google is vampire bullshit.”