do not perceive me

usually some pretty bad posts. and maybe some pretty pictures.

[eikonoklasms]

i cant stop thinking about this post so bad. cat named daniel

[cloudabserk]

before i watched project hail mary i knew exactly 2 things about ryan gosling:

[ryebreadgf]

face of all time genuinely

[bruzum]

[punished-venom-solitair-e]

at the library and i know im supposed to be "volunteering" for "college credit" but theres a dude at the other end of the room playing yu-gi-oh on the computer and let me just say. he is not good at it

[punished-venom-solitair-e]

just absolutely dogshit actually. i would be embarrassed

[punished-venom-solitair-e]

hes closing the yu-gi-oh website

[punished-venom-solitair-e]

hes opening twitter

[punished-venom-solitair-e]

ohhhhhh. thats pokemon porn

[punished-venom-solitair-e]

since this post is getting more notes than i expected i just wanna clarify that it was gay pokemon porn. i dont know enough pokemon to tell you who was bottoming but incineroar was topping

[ilyasvodka]

has anyone drawn this with Shane & Ilya yet

[princejeanot]

Op the vision is hilarious, you win

[theragamuffininitiative]

Source:

Keep Android Open

Advocating for Android as a free, open platform for everyone to build apps on.

Among the many reasons I am clawing my life back from Google.

[ymutate]

Alice Brasser (Netherlands, b.1965)

Swim, 2022

[nyancrimew]

y'all remember this game? just pure goonbait it's crazy i was allowed to play it at all bro 😭

[msmaev]

Once you know all the logic tricks to play minesweeper, you end up in a state of exercised mastery. The goal is not to solve individuals puzzles but to tease out more and more from her while denying her every chance to explode, every chance to deny you your total dominance over her.

In short, mastery over minesweeper is mastery over edging the program.

[masterspider5]

We have GOT to get regular porn back on this website.

[nyancrimew]

what do you think this is

[kyriathanatos]

IM LOSING MY FUCKING MIND

I ALWAYS THOUGHT THIS WAS A FUCKING EDITED GIF OF STREAMER JERMA985. ITS NOT. ITS JUST STRAIGHT FROM THE TV SHOW “LEGION” UNEDITED. WHAT THE FUCK

[stripedteacup]

It's the most Jerma-like movements possible

[miamaimania]

“Kiss Me, I’m Delicious” ✾ Harley Weir for i-D Magazine, The Beautiful Issue

[killtheboyband-deactivated20220]

[ghaterrecha]

I need people reblogging this without context to know that this is literally a quote from the tv show Hannibal.

[inthefallofasparrow]

[lucrezianoin]

one of the best edits i have ever seen by uhbucky on tiktok

[wakeupnew]

(on tumblr at @uhbuckys!!)

[my-2nd-account]

The hottest Ilya Rozanov has ever looked is when Shane asks "how could we let this happen?" and you can see Ilya behind him completely lost in the sauce hanging by a tenuous thread having clearly been edged to an inch of his life going at the pace Shane wants like the service top that he is and that vein visibly throbbing and almost popping out of his temple and his eyes are love drunk fuck struck sex crazed staring at Shane's lips and he's sweating his balls off as red as a tomato looking like he's 2 seconds away from having a reunion with his mother and he loves Shane and Shane loves him and he's too hard rn to understand what the actual fuck a rhetorical question is so he answers out of breath with a not contained at all horniness with something about stupid and irresponsible and Shane finally finally says "please fuck me" so he grips Shane's thigh with one hand and his shoulder with the other and starts thrusting like his life depends on it and Shane's gripping his hair and controlling his movements like the freaking rat from ratatouille and he pulls those golden curls hard enough to take out a few strands and Shane's fingers are in his mouth and he sucks on his nipples so hard he almost has him lactating and the windows are open and the sun is shining and it's a perfect fucking sight.

[karmacharmeleon18]

Ilya might be a dog person but he's NOT a golden retriever boyfriend.

Ilya is a cat. Ilya makes eye contact with Shane from across the room and slooowly reaches his hand out to knock his expensive skincare products off the counter. Ilya wants attention and wants it now and who cares if Shane's on the phone with his bff? Ilya will hiss and scratch at anyone who hasn't earned his trust but let Shane pet his belly and boop his nose. Ilya will explode the whole house if Shane doesn't pet his hair the second that he wants him to. Ilya was made in a lab just to annoy Shane and be loved by him more than life itself.

Ilya is a cat.

[cloudabserk]

based on this book excerpt my little sister sent me

[1410-1221-dec2008]