[emailclub]

someone keeps airdropping me stuff and then immediately locking their phone so i cant send anything back. i just got this

[knitmeapony]

Why does this feel like a threat?

[porterr-robinson]

[devon-aoki]

dog:

[honeybottledrip]

this is the funniest fucking thing i have ever seen in my life

[mysillycomics]

[nyoomby]

:)

[mysillycomics]

[emergency-broadcast-archive]

[alisonzai]

[bourdainedminister]

[4444555666777888999]

Dudes in 18th century would b like “if u don’t respond to my marriage proposal by next winter I’m going to enlist in the war and die .”

[plounce]

me trying to comprehend anything anyone says to me

[one-handsome-devil]

[neilmobile]

[mysillycomics]

[mysillycomics]

[hallucin8]

Dirty talk but you both use your customer service voice

[lo-kaia]

Thanks I hate it

[fifty-shadesofgay]

partner: *cums*

me: great! will you be needing anything else today?

[sonicbinch]

five nights at freddy's