[tabloidsores]

Does anyone have the fucking post where it's a screenshot of someone googling john wick scenes but it's like "his focking name is beb yegah - jam wick scene" I feel like I'm being gaslit by tumblr search

[tabloidsores]

Fucking. Found it

[wackom]

Bothering the beast

[claypigeonpottery]

sold

it didn’t explode lmao. putting this in the kiln felt like I was tempting the kiln gods to bring disaster, but the firing went great

[spiraphobia]

Jukai | Saito Ryoga

[suppermariobroth]

Previously, I have posted about how in the prototype version of Mario Artist: Paint Studio for the Japan-only Nintendo 64DD add-on, crashing the game shows a bizarre "You've been DINGLED..." screen with a British school crossing patrol officer, colloquially known as a "lollipop man" (included since the game being mainly developed by Software Creations, a British studio).

Interestingly, this is barely visible in the game itself as the actual "You've been DINGLED..." screen appears for only 2/3 of a second before being replaced with the crash debug information. As such, it appears that even during the prototype phase this was intended to be a sudden moment of surprise that requires viewing it multiple times to fully process the image, and was likely inserted as a prank between the British programmers.

Top: how the crash appears in-game. Bottom: the "You've been DINGLED..." screen, isolated.

Source: Yakumono, Upwader

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[effinbirds]

[despazito]

[achillesinhighheels]

[herpsandbirds]

Yellow-bellied Whipsnake (Ahaetulla flavescens), family Colubridae, Mizoram, India

Rear-fanged, mildly venomous.

photographs by Shreeram MV

[xanaxfarts]

A tiny insect clinging to the head of a horned viper

[gecko-with-a-greatsword]

*guy who doesn't know anything about sports and has never cared about sports in his life* hey did you know womens professional baseball is returning after 70 years and the games are going to be streamed for free on youtube and the season starts august 1st

[gecko-with-a-greatsword]

youtube link

Women's Pro Baseball League

Our time is now. The inaugural season of the WPBL begins August 1st, 2026.

website

[butch-ragh-barkrock]

I think this is so cool and it's awesome they're streaming games for free! I also think it's incredible that this picture is the one they used to advertise the opening day. It's like those videos where someone threatens the camera while their partner shows off their collection of rocks they found.

[mydearsweetadeline]

SBR BADMINTON AU HEADCANONS (1/?)

(as someone on the badminton team)

JOHNNY JOESTAR

- Johnny would be probably the least experienced but the second most competitive

- Hates the feeling of grip because of his sweaty hands, uses grip powder instead.

- Boys doubles with Gyro or Mixed doubles with Hot Pants (He can’t do Boys Singles to save his life)

- Johnny is glued to the T-Line. He is almost always front.

- spends 50% of practice trying to learn how to birdie scoop

- Created the team Spotify playlist.

- cannot counter a smash for SHIT (im projecting)

GYRO ZEPPELI

- Second most experienced out of the team, makes sure EVERYONE knows

- Spams smash EVERY. SINGLE. TIME. (Uses all of his strength to smash)

- Boys Singles or Boys Doubles with Johnny. He gives great comms when spectating.

- Gyro would probably HATE plastic birdies because he would think they’re cheap and prefer feathered birdies.

- AMAZING back attacker, DAY ONE racket thrower/sacrificer.

- Spends 90% of practice doing shits and giggles. (and is somehow still got 2nd place in a tournament.)

- Accidentally smashed Diego on the head with his racket during a Boys Doubles match. Diego never let it go since.

(Diego: May I remind you of the time you CONCUSSED me with your brick weight of a racket!?

Gyro: that was SOPHOMORE YEAR.)

DIEGO BRANDO

- Slightly above average, but the MOST COMPETITIVE. (

- Stole a marker from Hot Pants backpack to scribble “DIO” all over his griptape.

- ALSO SMASHES EVERY CHANCE HE GETS

- No.1 diver and jumper, diego does too much for being a front attacker.

- Mixed doubles with Hot Pants or Boys Singles, He can’t stand people being stuck to him during matches.

- Diego attempted to be fancy with his serve in a match once, costed them two points.

- Taunted their opponents freshman year before losing to them 21-5 both games.

HOT PANTS (HEATHER PIETY)

- Most experienced and most competitive.

- Girls Singles, Girls Doubles with Lucy, and Mixed Doubles with Johnny or Diego.

- Annihilated an opponent 21-2 and 21-1 once she found out how to jump-smash. Everyone feared her after that.

- Can serve both front attacker and back attacker flawlessly. Pretty big Jumper.

- Probably the most normal player there

- Brings drinks every other practice for everyone.

- Friday practices are her favorite

- Has gotten hit with the birdie on the forehead more times than she could count.

[cremsie]

Recreation of a scene I saw in my front yard

[cremsie]

Recreation of a scene I saw in my front yard

[katenepveu]

acrobatic squirrel

This squirrel attempted to jump a full six feet (yes, I measured) from a nearby bush to the bird feeder. Its first two misses were spectacular, so much so that when it made it on the third try, I let it hang out and eat as many peanuts as it wanted.

(I'm sorry I didn't manage to get the leaps to sync up, but I've already spent quite a lot of time turning the video into gifs that'll upload here, so.)

[ao3org]

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[titsay]

the goddess