Screams Into Void

[screams3intovoid]

😮🌺Intro post☺️🔫

~she/he/they pronouns

~queer 🏳️‍🌈💅 (we really need a lesbian flag emoji)

~Neurodivergent 👏

~ Midwest😬

~homeschooled

~I’m really into crochet, knitting, sewing 😁

~I like: supernatural, avatar: the last airbender, good omens, twilight (books), the cuphead show, camp cretaceous,dolls, collecting random things, MINI DUCKS like the little resin ones, ROCKS, DINOSAURS,

This is all i can think of rnnnn😬😬😬😬😬😬😬😬 I HOPE YOU HAVE A GOOD DAY👏👏👏👏🫶🫶🫶🫶🫶🫶🫶😀😀😀😀😀

[spin-the-wheel-polls]

You wake up one day and discover you've lost control over a random action or feeling!

Spin the wheel to find out what!

How bad is it?

Actually way better than before!

Its good

It's alright

It's annoying but I'll be fine

It's pretty bad

IM DEAD

worse than death

Nothing changes/results

Remaining time: 5 days 2 hours

This idea was submitted by @dbnekonico!

[screams3intovoid]

i got “you constantly talk” so same as always!

[kosmogrl]

deciding one day that you want to build a life for yourself is so scary. like damn I really want to live… I’m new to this. where do I even begin

[alex-fa-ch]

...what

[alex-fa-ch]

This is already going wild places Im-

[alex-fa-ch]

TO SOMEONE ON CHEMO TH0UGH??

[alex-fa-ch]

What must their home life be like. Like if these are their power games. What goes on behind closed doors. What the fuck.

[tearstainedbugatti]

[yesitisijessie]

Naruto running my way out of here is my new catchphrase

[broadway-aradia]

it was this comment by OP that really took me out

[avagarde]

It’s so unfair i don’t get to see where evolution will go in 50 million years

[geekysteven]

crab

[existennialmemes]

Crustaceans: Crab

Mammals: Weasel

Plants: Tree

Amphibians & Reptiles: Unchanged because they are perfect

Birds: 360° around back to dinosaurs

Fungi: I shan't speculate on the affairs of gods

[homunculus-argument]

Besides the obvious like having financial security, being able to support your community and take care of friends and family, the whole "money doesn't bring happiness" bullshit is still bullshit because even if we only look at it from "buying frivolous trinkets" point of view, there's so many fun things I'd get myself commissioned just for shits and giggles.

For one, I'd get my dental layout scanned and then use the 3d model of my teeth to commission a giant pair of pincers where the cutters are replaced with a life-sized metal recreation of my teeth. I would use these to press bite marks on all sorts of things that a human being physically could not bite into, and emotionally would not want to.

For no other reason than to fuck with people. Just so they can see a very obviously human bite mark on something and wonder how the fuck did someone bite a goddamn brick wall, and why would anybody do that.

[andrewrnease]

I do feel like 'money can't buy happiness' has a good point somewhere, but it's such a hamfisted way of making it that it's just total crap. Like... okay: if you have a fundamentally joyless outlook on life and can't meaningfully connect to the people and world around you money won't fix it, and rich people can still be unhappy, but that isn't what the damn saying said.

Also, I remember there was a Monk episode where they did that tooth thing with a dog and that was the murder weapon.

[tipnip]

Hello. I have no nipples. I intend to change this. And you can help.

Its time to decide. They were stolen from me two years ago. and long have I agonized over the question. What does go about there with the two of them should be in the place where the pair is more usually?

obviously I could just the usual realistic post removal nipple tattoos done, they look nice. but this is a once in a lifetime chance. I can choose my own nipples. i can get anything tattooed on there. the choice is overwhelming. Will a tumblr bracket help? Absolutely not. Nevertheless, i continue.

I have ideas of course. many ideas. Too many ideas. Will you help me decide? Or will you hurt me decide? Give me your ideas. Give me your thoughts. Increase the too many. What should I tattoo. for my niples.

Submit contestants for the bracket here:

for fhe love of god help me

you know how theres things there? i dont got any. maybe i should get some.

FAQ and current list below the cut

Got top surgery a couple of years ago and told em ehhhh keep the change

Submissions end uhhh. Idk whenever i feel like it. depending on if anyone actually submits stuff. Bracket will start at some point or another. Ill edit this bit when i figure that out.

Q: Why dont you got nipples

Q: Wait thats an option? Why?

Yep. people might have lotsa reasons to do it. It can be cheaper to not have nipple grafts. Makes healing easier and no worries about them being rejected. If you're worried about possible sensation loss this guarantees you won't have perma numb nipples and you can get implants and/or tats later to still have the look.

Q: Did they let you keep them in a jar?

I asked they said no :( dw i took molds of them beforehand and mounted some proxy nipples so its fine

Q: Will you actually commit to tattooing whatever wins the bracket?

Are you insane? No. If i commit to that I will end up with the faces of some current tumblr yaoi boys on my chest, or amongus nipples or something. im sorry tumblr but i do not trust you to actually make good decisions here.

Q: Then whats the point?

idk its for funsies. Getting ideas and hearing peoples thoughts. maybe some fellow no-nip-steves-eves-n-reves will be inspired by some of the ideas and get them themselves. and and i just thought a nipple tournament would be funny.

Q: How are you defining "nipple" here?

Anything that can be tattooed in the general nipular location, which is of the correct size and shape to give someone the impression of "ah, nipples" if theyre squinting, even if the "ah" is more panicked/worried. They do not have to actually resemble nipples at all, visually or conceptially. They do not have to be round. I will not be considering anything that involves piercing/implants/additional non tattoo surgery for myself, but you are welcome to throw these concepts in the box if theyre good.

Q: Is it just concepts for the nipples themselves allowed, can the concept extend to other aspects? i.e. full top surgery tattoo designs/full chest pieces.

Nop, though the concept should at least prominently feature them as a centerpiece. the heart and soul of the design, if you will.

Q: does it have to be "good" or "tasteful" or "anything any real life human would legitimately want tattooed on their body"

Of course not

Q: What if i am unable to provide an image?

Well depending on how lazy i am and how difficult the concept is i may do an extremely shitty doodle/photoshop of it myself. or maybe there will be no image. I Will appreciate it if u give me an image tho bc i am lazy.

Q: Any rules for images?

Posted in the submission page, theres a basic ass template if u want if. Mostly boils down to dont steal from artists and please dont send stuff that will get me banned. if ur an actual artist please dont spend too too long drawing really cool designs for a dumb bracket tho bc im all likelyhood it will get knocked out by the words "pengis niples" accompanied by a crude ms paint drawing of two vague dong shapes. unless u just really want to send me a loveingly crafted top surgery tattoo design concept in which case also please sign it and/or tell me ur blog so i can link it. And please be aware that anything you submit might end up being yoinked by someone else for their tats. So like, if that would bother you. dont submit it.

Q: if i see a cool concept here can i steal it for my own tattoos?

Absolutely, half the reason I thought this might be fun is sharing ideas. I will say though, for anything beyond bad ms paint doodles and shitty photoshops, maybe go and ask the artist about it! Or at least telling them you liked their work and it inspired you for your own tattoo plans!

CURRENT IDEAS

(if its in bold then i already have an image ready to go, if its not and u got a good one i would love to see it. at the time of writing i have Zero Image bc current list is entirely my ideas. Give me more ideas please. weirder ideas.)

Buttons (sewing type)

usual hyperrealistic post mastectomy nipple tattoos, but in an uncomfortable shade of hot pink

usual hyperrealistic post mastectomy nipple tattoos, but in an uncomfortable shade of green

usual hyperrealistic blah blah blah but like, 6 of them

usual hyperrealistic but with heart shaped areolas

Badly drawn sharpie nipples

large red buttons of unknown use

void

eyes

cute lil swirlies

[byjove]

Trans men often choose a short, common, traditionally masculine name close to their dead name when they first come out. Then a few years in they’re like “Fuck it, I’m done trying to fit in and make my transition easier for everyone else. I’m no longer Aiden, I’m Silvanus Bartholomew Wriggly III.”

[byjove]

I went from Mac to Maxwell to Algernon.

[potted-plant-official]

You're doing the world a service, there are not enough Algernons

[byjove]

I’ve met two and they’re both trans men. The trans community is single-handedly reviving this name. I appreciate that.

[cmd-shift4]

genuinely did not know that was a real name i thought people called you algernon as a joke...

[byjove]

not only is it a name, it is ironic and hilarious on my part

[byjove]

Do not worry, trans feminine audience members, I have compiled a list.

[third-thoughts]

It says that you also made list for guy names, could you possibly link that too?

[byjove]

Here it is. There are comparatively less male names because (historically speaking, at least) people seem to name their sons less creatively, for some reason. There may be more in my names tag.

[egadthereslifehere]

Keeping these name lists handy for future reference

[satan-offical]

my friend is asking why

Tell me why

[snomeraphim]

AIN’T NOTHIN’ BUT A HEARTACHE

[satan-offical]

TELL ME WHYY

[screams3intovoid]

AINT NOTHIN BUT A MISSSTAKE

[sashasurname]

tag your trans types (≤3)

[sashasurname]

Due to popular demand, we have added more types!

[euniexenoblade]

Well, with the additionals, I'm clearly Mommy Maid

[sashasurname]

okay this is the Final one! its been fun everyone! (next up is the strengths and resistances... sigh)

[bdigfreakingwooper]

theorycrafting type interactions

Knight

- Resists Puppy, Bug, Rat, Horror, Dragon, Demon, Were-; all those things make use of fear, and a knight does not falter

- Weak to Slime, Snake, Vampire, Witch, Clown (things that bypass armor, yes Clown's silliness lets them looney tunes their way around armor) as well as Sister, Princess, Goddess, Mommy, Angel, and Little (things that a knight will take orders from)

- Resisted by Sister, Princess, Fairy, Maid, Bunny, Goddess, Angel, Little, and Horse (all things a knight protects) as well as Vampire, Snake, and Fox (associated with guile, which is a knight's downfall)

- Super Effective vs Deer, Rat, Horror, Dragon, Demon, Were-, and Witch (things a knight hunts) as well as Nerd, Brat, Plush, and Pooltoy (things that lose to physical force)

... I'm going to stop before I spend an hour on this actually

[zoyasayshi]

you may be unwilling to spend hours of your life on this, but I am the best procrastinator to ever do it. I'll see you with a type chart in a couple of hours

[zoyasayshi]

strengths and resistances anyone? (spreadsheet link for higher res)

green is Super Effective, dealing 2x damage

red is Not Very Effective, dealing 1/2 damage

black is Immune, dealing 0 damage

empty is Neurtal, dealing normal damage

so as an Angel Knight type, I would take:

4x damage from Goddess and Handler

2x damage from Brat, Little, Princess, Fairy, Angel, Goth, Mommy, Fox, Clown, and Slut

1x damage from Knight, Robot, Maid, Sister, Doll, Gamer, Plushy, Deer, Nerd, Witch, Snake, Horror, Pool Toy, Plant, Cow, Elf, Fish, and Lizard

0.5x damage from Bird, Bug, Rat, Slime, Bunny, Horse, Pirate, and Alien

and 0.25x damage from Puppy, Kitty, Vampire, Dragon, Were-, Demon, and Spider.

If you think the matchups should be different, my askbox is open. I am admittedly not familiar with some of these archetypes (I thought pool toy meant literally tube rings, I learned today what those are it's very cool), and alot of this is very subjective.

If you think demons should beat angels instead of the other way around though, that'll take some convincing ideally from a demon girl in person

Was this worth 6 hours of my life?

Yes. I would do anything for the beautiful transgender women in my phone 💜

[sashasurname]

oh my stars, you actually did it.

I went to sleep and woke up and its done.. wow

thanks and well done!

[flareonfloof]

@geckyjuno made a type calculator for ease of use

[maidslime]

I think it's fun my previous blog is in this chain. Anyways, still maid mommy :)

[w9llis]

my childhood home i handpoked on my thigh

the lil vampire guy i drew on a wall when i was 3 or so

[theaftersundown]

the holy grail types of fanfic

[theconcealedweapon]

If ICE are not Nazis, why is every single argument used to defend ICE one that has also been used to defend Nazis?

"Just obey them and they won't kill you."

Yeah, that was said about Nazis too.

"They're just doing their jobs and keeping us safe."

Yeah, that was said about Nazis too.

"But look at all these crimes committed by illegals."

Yeah, that was said about Nazis too.

[marzipanandminutiae]

I don't know which fem queer people need to hear this right now, but body hair is not inherently masculine. whether society is telling you that as a bad thing or a well-meaning fellow queer person is telling you that as a good thing

you are not less feminine for having body hair. if you're a woman, you're not less of a woman for having body hair. most adults have body hair regardless of biological sex, and certainly regardless of gender

removing body hair is not necessary to be feminine. not removing body hair does not make you look masculine. most feminine-presenting people did not remove leg, armpit, or pubic hair for most of western history post-Roman Empire and pre-1915, and even a large number left it alone for decades after that. your gender presentation does not require hairlessness and I love you

[sunsetstitches]

Today I met happiness

[orion-archives]

"I want to be a dragon."

[queerintheuk]

Just met a trans man who's going on T because he specifically wants to be bald and i'm afraid to say i think i'm just never gonna meet anyone cooler than that ever again