WarmBoi

[whydidisavethistomyphone]

[sharkgirldick]

Licking his cunt like it's stamps.

Is that anything?

[sharkgirldick]

WAIT.

LICKING HIS CUNT LIKE STAMPS BEFORE I DELIVER MY PACKAGE TO HIS BOX.

[screechingcollectivechorus]

You thought they called her Amazon because she shot somebody with a bow that one time

[judgejudyofficial]

npr 😳 give it some privacy god forbid an orca get its freak on in 2026

[screechingcollectivechorus]

Me and the bros at the local gangbang

[crimsonservbot]

You ever hear that old chestnut about how most people neglect the part of the story of Icarus where he also had to avoid flying too low, lest the spray of the sea soak his feathers and cause him to fall and drown? You ever think about how different the world would be if Icarus died that way instead? If the idiom was to Fly To Close To The Sea? A warning against playing it far too safe, about not stretching your wings and soaring properly? You ever think about how Icarus died because he was happy?

[stoopkidlisteningtocsh]

Was feeling Emotions than was quickly hit by very different ones upon opening the comments

[screechingcollectivechorus]

IDK. I don't think excessive caution is one of the leading problems in the modern world. I think the story tellers who handed that tale down selected the ending with a clear awareness of human nature in mind, and made the right choice. They acknowledged the duality, but accurately described the dangerous emotional response to power and freedom, the desire to test the upper limit in the throws of elation.

They even made the ultimate consequence accurately the same for both mistakes. Whether he flew too low or too high, his doom lay in the sea. A reminder that it's easier to ignore the depths of the fall when you're at the top. But, they're just as dangerous, just as easy to find, just as ravenous. Only a little further down, the splash a bit harder, the cold a bit harsher, after flying so close to the sun.

[fandom-man]

[scholarlypidgeot]

@moethh don't hide this in the tags

[porterdavis]

[bowlby4]

[bowlby4]

[bowlby4]

[unbearable-lightness-of-ink]

dear smut writers,

to lave means to wash/bathe/lap at, and it's in basically every sex scene ever

a lathe is a machine that smoothes a spinning piece of wood or metal by cutting thin layers off it, and it's also in an unfortunate number of sex scenes

so when you say things like this:

I am imagining things like this:

[abalidoth]

Is this what they mean by CNC kink?

[gaycatastrophe]

wasn’t a beautiful night. pesis is peeled

[screechingcollectivechorus]

I swear Microsoft has started using AI for backend coding, because my work computer is getting appreciably worse month by month. Outlook failed to send a PDF attachment! We had this figured out in 1990! It finished uploading to the server and everything. I sent this group email 3 times, without an attachment. Also, my taskbar just doesn't contain some of my windows?

The enshitification is accelerating

[eloiscbridgerton]

HACKS 5.06 – Quik Scribbl

[screechingcollectivechorus]

Louder for the people in the back!

[poetrylesbian]

[poetrylesbian]

[screechingcollectivechorus]

K but, dudes like this have loosely based theories that they formed with misguided Internet searches, that they can't wait to yap about.

Whereas educated women don't want to hear that shit, and should don't have to.

[jewish-joy]

Last year, I befriended a Catholic seminarian. We've gotten to be pretty decent friends. Seeing as he was staying in town for the summer and I wasn't, I entrusted him with caring for my plant.

He did a wonderful job, but as he was returning my plant to my custody, he explained "I watered her every other day, I gave her new dirt, moved her into the sunshine, prayed the rosary-"

"What?"

He looked at me, confused. "Isn't she a plant you pray with?"

"No," I said slowly. "She's a prayer plant. That's the... colloquial name of the plant."

Upon seeing his stricken face, I realized something went wrong. Turns out, this entire time, he's been including my plant in on his prayers and leaving her near icons.

Listen, totally cool. My plant becoming Catholic is a great deal for her not dying over the summer. But now I must navigate this interfaith household. Keep me in your thoughts.

[screechingcollectivechorus]

Just convert her back. She seems impressionable 🤷🏾‍♀️

[queer-as-city-folk]

Here's the thing, Benoit Blanc could solve most Scooby mysteries and the Scooby gang could solve all the knives out films, but I think only the Scooby's could solve the Kira Case

[screechingcollectivechorus]

I think Benoit and Freddy would fall in love with one another if they ever solved a mystery together. And, I think they should do it.

[orcboxer]

got a crick in my neck and a frog in my throat and a chip on my shoulder and a stick up my ass and now you're gonna stand there puttin words in my mouth? haven't I been through enough?

[dogpuppy]

[screechingcollectivechorus]

All he can do is kiss things, cuddle things, and eat things. Maybe snakes have it all figured out...