WarmBoi

[segamascott]

[screechingcollectivechorus]

This summer you gotta pick your own songs. Make a fucking playlist you lazy sluts!

[were--ralph]

"i danced with death" yeah well i slowly ran from him all frail and daintily in a cunt-honoring way

[were--ralph]

like this if you even care

[were--ralph]

Genuinely, what happens in those games?

[tourdion]

say what you will about the reserve bank of india these are some cracking coins

[theradicalkanji]

[cuntubus]

[thegaymertrainer]

Ribbon dancing I was not aware of your evolution 🤯

[screechingcollectivechorus]

She's literally making standing wave forms while spinning!

Also pussy blast!

[draconym]

The eye doctor is the most fun doctor you can go to. They never steal your blood. They never make you get naked and put on a paper dress. They're just like, "Can you see these letters? It's fine if you can't, we can fix that." And they don't even spell anything.

[draconym]

[screechingcollectivechorus]

And if you give them enough money they'll show you a cool light show and make the world permanently prettier

[shamebats]

[screechingcollectivechorus]

Take the ghosts to the pride parade you coward

[medievaljournalist]

STOP SCATTERING MY ASHES IM STILL ALIVE

[screechingcollectivechorus]

Why do you own this big pile of ashes?

[victusinveritas]

[naughtypiggy]

Scientists uncovered the nutrients bees were missing — Colonies surged 15-fold

Scientists have developed a breakthrough “superfood” for honeybees by engineering yeast to produce the essential nutrients normally found in

TLDR- Modern agriculture pollen is low in nutrients, and there aren’t enough wildflowers. Science has to develop vitamins to supplement the diets of agricultural bees. So plant some wildflowers for the wild bees near you.

[heydocverdant]

you’ve heard of vitamin B, now get ready for bee vitamins

[screechingcollectivechorus]

Hurray! The bees aren't gonna die anymore! A legitimate solution to one of the greatest potential crises of our time! Clap with me! Why aren't you clapping? Everybody should be clapping!

[luntfontanne]

damn he really is an all-time poster

[segamascott]

[beemovieerotica]

[screechingcollectivechorus]

Getting all the milage he can out of the only 5 French words he can think of

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Just checked into a sorta fancy hotel room for a work trip. And, I gotta say, who the fuck is using all of these drawers? There are no fewer than 7 pieces of furniture with a total of 15 empty drawers in them, within 400 square feet. Who checks into a hotel room and unpacked their shit into the night stands, side tables, dresser, tv stand, and desk? Who is this for?

[emnesoi0]

this is the future liberals want

[valtsv]

i'm like a fujoshi but for dead people

[valtsv]

if you could see the thread i'm hanging on by you would not say these things to me

[screechingcollectivechorus]

@vocabulary-altering-posts

[screechingcollectivechorus]

Why won't Tumblr let me take scrolling screenshots anymore?

[mellie-mp3]

[mellie-mp3]

u heard about this shit?

[onlinebeast]

We are fucked

[screechingcollectivechorus]

This is so old they aren't even doing this anymore. It's all streaming services and sound cloud now.

[halondrus]

oh me? I lost my penis when I ignored the "Don't touch the machinery" sign. you know how it is

[halondrus]

you all hate me and my penis. I mean penisnt

[halondrus]

I made the mistake of looking at this while taking an order over the headset at work and started laughing really hard and had to gather myself for a second and my coworkers kept trying to look at my phone to see what I was laughing at

[halondrus]

nearly ran a redlight thinking about >penis ripped off by penis gnomes on my way home from work

[virtualgirladvance]

putting this post on every machine from now on thank you

[official-penis-posts]

Penwas :(

[screechingcollectivechorus]

Penain't