Screeetime

she/her Can you tell I like the colour pink? Random posts (posts might be fandom related there are too many to list lol) art enthusiast, my goal in life is to confuse and be ominously positive, yes you must have a good day today or else I arrive at your house with daisies

[spicymochi]

fairy bunny

[sacrinecro]

you're fired

[boigameista]

i dont think i posted these but here i made a little frog pattern to make tiny frog toys with my grandma

this is the first lil guy I made while still learning how i should sew it

[boigameista]

AAA ok so a lot of people have been asking for the pattern to this, tho I’ve been using just these two little papers to do the cut outs lol

i tried my best to translate it into digital so that people get a bit more accurate look at them. Tho bear with me I’ve never done an actual pattern design sheet before!

so basically my hope is that anyone could print these out to any size of their choosing and get the same result, but ive never tried anything larger than approx. 3 inches with these sooo idk if you try it tag me!

the goal is to sew the backs together to the lines at the tip of the head to the middle of the butt. then leaving a space along the belly piece near the butt end and sewing from one side of the butt including all the legs and the “mouth” to the other side with its legs to get back to the butt. if that makes sense

i usually pause sewing up the body once the head is fully sewn together,, usually after ive sewn both arms and ill yank it inside out where ill start sewing on the little poofball eyes so i know theyre in a good place, then resuming the body, and then pulling the whole thing inside out and pushing out the tips of the limbs with a skinny blunt object like a dull pencil until i can see the stitches. if you attempt this piece definitely make sure you stitch up the arm and leg crevices very well!!!!

then just stuff the lad and sew up his back end and its done :)

one suggestion for fabric is always try to use a stretchy soft fleecy fabric with these because its much easier if mistakes are made during sewing and to hold the ROUND shape better

Overall its a very good use of scraps if you’ve accumulated a lot and don’t know what to do with them 👍👍

[atomicelixir]

So I made a frog (huge)

[boigameista]

I literally can’t I’m losing my mind over the sheer girth of this frog.

Absolutely incredible.

11/10 and godspeed.

[mewchao]

Tiger kitty

[cray0n-b0x]

ohh capybara its a dog made of coconut

[tofublock]

the nights have never felt this bright

[ollielephant]

[cumonthevoid]

none pizza with left beef

[the-chocolate-chip-pancake-blog]

It should be a rule of Tumblr to always reblog none pizza with left beef

[babymarkers]

ive missed you

[montparnah-deactivated]

#THIS IS MY FAVORITE FUCKING THING JUST THE BEEF#YOU COULD TELL THE POOR CHEF WAS JUST FUCKING#DISGUSTED#WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS#WHAT THE F U C K IS THIS#WHO THE FUCK ORDERS A#A /NONE/ PIZZA?? JUST BEEF ON THE LEFT???#FUCK IT#F U CK IT#JUST COOK THE FUCKING DOUGH#HERE LET ME THROW THIS FUCKING HANDFUL OF OBLONG BEEF CHUNKS AT YOUR NONE FUCKING PIZZA#FUCK YOU#FUCK YOU AND ALL YOU STAND FOR#LEFT FUCKING BEEF (via askscientistcarlos)

[ineffable-raccoon]

I love None Pizza with Left Beef.

[tonyswirl]

3th time i’ve reblogged this

[microdeers-moved-blog]

3th

[victoriaringsinyourears]

tumblr people love this. reddit people love this. 4chan scum loves this. there is just something intrinsically hilarious about none pizza with left beef. bless 

[pixie-mage]

I hope this never dies. I hope None Pizza with Left Beef will go down in Internet history alongside such legends as the Rickroll and He-Man’s rendition of “What’s Going On”.

[rockinoutforthdead-deactivated2]

i just laughed for a minute straight 

why

[gaysatanicclown]

Always reblog none pizza with left beef

[gingerbreaddrarry]

I shouted out loud “none pizza with left beef” because I was so overjoyed to see it again so unexpectedly

[drst]

I heard someone on a newscast (I think it might have been Chris Hayes) talking about trying to explain None Pizza with Left Beef so this has officially transcended time and space.

[limpidlethologica]

I share a birthday with None Pizza Left Beef and I’m very humbled by it

[sulferandwater-deactivated20211]

NONE PIZZA LEFT BEEF IS BACK!!

[agender-thanos]

Never seen this before, but should I not reblog this the next time this comes across my dash, assume that I’ve died and gone to Valhalla.

[drorey]

so this is it,,,,the legend,,,,,

[panicatthefandomboy]

It indeed is.

The mighty,

Left beef

[i-changed-my-url-fuck-you]

It is our duty as tumblr users to humbly reblog the none pizza with left beef. God speed

[fuck-mygayisshowing]

Tagged by @mediocre–writing

Rules: tag nine people you want to get to know better

Favorite colour: darker colors is usually a safe bet. It really depends on mood, day, and context

Currently reading: various Teen Wolf fanfics on Ao3 because all of my books are packed up in boxes

Last song: Zitti e Buoni, Måneskin

Last movie: Underworld: Rise of the Lycans

Last show: Ragnarok (thank J for that)

Sweet, spicy, or savory: savory, then closely followed by sweet

Craving: good mozzarella sticks and fettuccine alfredo

Tagging! Aka revealing I have a very small friend pool (so everyone’s probably been tagged already)

@itstheendofthegoddamnworld @raving-raven-writing

And uh…yeah, if anyone else wants to, say I tagged you..or something

[itstheendofthegoddamnworld]

Tagged by @fuck-mygayisshowing

Rules: tag nine people you want to get know better

Favourite colour: gold and purple

Currently reading: Black Leopard Red Wolf by Marlon James

Last song: Kiss Me More by Doja Cat ft. SZA

Last movie: Parasite

Last Show: My Hero Academia and Crash Landing On You

Sweet, spicy, or savory: all

Craving: sleep (and a vanilla iced latte)

Tagging: @kim-monsterlings @smol-bluberri @bggerbtch

[kim-monsterlings]

Tagged by @itstheendofthegoddamnworld​ <3

Tag people you want to get know better

Favourite colour: light blue 🥰

Currently reading: The Song of Achilles (I have The Seven Husbands of Evelyn Hugo queued next!!)

Last song: Death Rattle by Mallory Knox

Last movie: BLACK WIDOW <3

Last Show: Suits

Sweet, spicy, or savory: I’d go for anything but mainly sweet right now, never spicy

Craving: some peace and quiet (as I wrote this, I was interrupted)

Tagging - anyone who wants to join, and @goblinofthemoon @frostsinth @snowandmonsters @of-devils-and-drawings

[frostsinth]

Tagged by @kim-monsterlings (thanks for thinking of me!)

Tag people you want to get know better

Favourite colour: Blue

Currently reading: A Zoologists Guide to the Galaxy (non-fiction about evolution)

Last song: None of Your Business by Salt’N’Pepper

Last movie: Raya and the Last Dragon (meh)

Last Show: Modern Family

Sweet, spicy, or savory: Savory is usually top, occasionally spicy or sweet.

Craving: Chocolate Covered Pretzels and sleeeeeeeep

Anyone who wants to tell me a bit about themselves is welcome to reblog, but let me tag @thava @when-the-sun-goes-dark @grubmilk @toocurly4me @vanillabutspicy

[when-the-sun-goes-dark]

Thanks for the tag @frostsinth!

Favourite colour: Purple

Currently reading: Raising Good Humans - for work The Captive Prince - Definitely NOT for work.

Last song: Foxy Foxy by Rob Zombie

Last movie: The Last Unicorn

Last Show: My Hero Academia

Sweet, spicy, or savory: Sweet and salty or sweet and spicy

Craving: A solid night’s sleep

Anyone who wants to tell me a bit about themselves is welcome to reblog, but let me tag @nerdqueenkat @ijwrff @lyra-the-black-dragon @delldarling @what-big-teeth @badbreadpuns @a-third-attempt @dear-noctifer @green-strangething @videogamesarecool @nocturne-neko

[a-third-attempt]

somehow I missed this I guess? (long enough to also get tagged by @kim-monsterlings in a different thread lmao)

Favorite colour: sky blue, in general. for clothes on me: obnoxious neon orange

Currently reading: y’all’s monster smut :P

Last song: Numb, Linkin Park

Last movie: Hellboy 2: The Golden Army

Last show: The Mare of Eastville, technically— saw the finale (only). Last semi-complete show was probably Black Butler

Sweet, spicy, or savory: savory, savory, savory, spicy, and savory, in that order

Craving: macaroni in a thick cheese sauce with grilled chicken and diced tomatoes with glazed asparagus

Tagging my new followers: @punkhorse96 @sirsadly @luckipunk @fuckandfluff @monsterfloofs

[sirsadly]

Idk how I missed this, my tumblr notifications is acting up. Thank you @a-third-attempt for tagging me.

Favourite colour: greens, stormy blues

Currently Reading: well honestly a whole bunch of things I just keep starting more books and never finishing them. But A Dowry of Blood by S.T Gibson

Last Song: ScissorHands by Maggie Lindemann

Last Movie: I haven’t been watching anything since work is so soul draining. But I rewatched Enough that stars Jlo

Last Show: Trese on Netflix haven’t finished it but enjoying the myths and lore of Philippines. I think I also watch one ep of The Case Study of Vanitas, I love me some vampires!!

Sweet, spicy, or savoury: I’m definitely a sweet and savoury girl but I don’t mind spicy. It’s just not my first choice usually.

Craving: a lot of things; chocolate, affection, and a good nights rest where I actually wake up refreshed.

Tagging: I really don’t know anyone so I hope this doesn’t come off as weird @killerkissed @monstrouslyobsessed @lupus-in-fabula @absolutelynotanidiot @featherynutcase @siderealmusings

[monstrouslyobsessed]

😳oh hello, thank you for the tag @sirsadly!

Favorite color: mint green, red, and pastel pink <3

Currently Reading: uhhhhh i need to read more books but last book series i read is m*ndfucked by s.t. abby.

Last Song: alan walker’s cover of bad wolves’ zombie

Last Movie: I want to Eat Your Panaceas, i am still sobbing at the ending

Last Show: uhhh, i don’t watch too many shows lmao but if youtube counts, bailey sarian’s murder, mystery, and makeup monday

Sweet, spicy, or savoury? sweet, second is spicy~

Craving: chocolate chip cookies, the need to finish my long ass commission lol

Tagging: UHHHHHHHH…ignore me if yall dont wanna khsdklhsdf @dear-yandere, @sombreboy, @khaenruin, @bye-bye-sunbird, @ddarker-dreams, @jojosprostate, and @baker-and-fangirl

[baker-and-fangirl]

Thank you so much for tagging me @monstrouslyobsessed !!

Favorite color: blues of all shades but I like Caribbean blue the best (it’s also the color of stone in my engagment ring)

Currently reading: lots of webnovels, Trash of The Counts Family and Death is the Only Ending for the Villians

Last Song: Come On! by Zombina and the Skeletones

Last Movie: The Suicide Squad and before that The Green Knight

Last Show: Cardcaptor Sakura (we are rewatching it)

Sweet, spicy or savory: Sweet but closely followed by savory.

Craving: hmmm steak with mushrooms

Tagging: @whatever-the-hell-i-want @wee-miss-noone @monica-tailor @f1rstperson @mrbukets @blue-eyed-korra @oneshallop @skyhealer @aurumacadicus

[wee-miss-noone]

Thanks for tagging me @baker-and-fangirl, ily <3

Favorite color: ……honestly not sure? I suppose blue, indigo and black

Currently reading: Collection of short stories from Istrocon

Last Song: I’m just your problem (Adventure Time)

Last Movie: Knives out (fun dysfunctional family time)

Last Show: Haunting of the Hill House (sad dysfunctional family time)

Sweet, spicy or savory: depends but mostly spicy and then sweet

Craving: sweet embrace of unconsciouness…. and spicy tortillas

Tagging: ok, not to tag already tagged so then  @boredsquirrel @asirxrowena @birdiethought and @whythefuckdoiexist

[asirxrowena]

Wooooooo I didn’t expect that, thank you for the tag @wee-miss-noone 🥰🥰

Favourite colour: actually I love the combination of black and red, very powerful duo. If I have to choose one though burgundy red it is:)

Currently reading: Lord if the Rings: The fellowship of the ring without having watched the films and I have high expectations

Last song: Follow you-Imagine Dragons

Last movie: The Greatest Showman

Last show: Shadow and Bone thanks to @asphodeliaoldburrow ’s sister, that show is lit

Sweet, spicy or savory: savory because I can have as much as I want and never say stop bc sth is too sweet

Tagging: @asphodeliaoldburrow , @dharanidares , @acewilldraper , @itsmenosgrande , @give-bucky-his-boyfriend-back

Ayo, sweet mutuals, your time has come to shine🥰🥰

[royalswille]

Thank you for the tag 🥰

Favourite colour: blue. no specific blue, just blue

Currently reading: technically I’m still reading Rule of Wolves but it’s been months since I touched it so really like… I’m not. I’m reading buddie fanfic and we all know it

Last song: Brutal, Olivia Rodrigo

Last movie: I watched like half of Toy Story 4, before that the last movie I fully watched was Luca

Last show: 9-1-1 wow who could’ve guessed that

Sweet, spicy, or savoury: spicy

Craving: idk??

No pressure tags: @ace-bookworm @nyxie75 @screeetime

[screeetime]

Aw yay! Tag game

Favourite colour: like baby pink and blue, think harley quin type lol

Currently reading: nothing actually on my reading list for uni 😂 I was about a 3rd through re reading The Name of the Wind! I love it

Last song: Heat Waves by Glass Animals

Last show: Either Avatar the last airbender or New Girl, can't remember

Last movie: think it was Luca!

Sweet, spicy, or savoury: savoury in the most part, but I love baking so sweet too

Craving: Spiderman No Way Home omg the trailer ahhh

Tags! @morgankelley19 you know it's always gonna be you I tag lol

[birdandmoon]

For those of you who are into moths, here are all the types of moths you will see.

[deus-e]

Obsessed

[shroombenispalls]

Never loved a human being more.

[misinterpreted-alphabet-soup]

"Oh No I look incredible" 😂

[royalswille]

Thank you for the tag @ziezie13 <3

1. Why did you choose your url?

I watched the Irregulars yesterday and fell in love with the whole thing so I named myself after the pub!

2. Any sideblogs? If you have them, name them and why you have them.

I have a Julie and the Phantoms sideblog which is @gaylebcovington and I made it because I was flooding my main blog with JatP posts and needed somewhere to yell about it.

3. How long have you been on Tumblr?

Two years I think.

4. Do you have a queue tag?

Nope, I come here, I reblog thirty things in one go, and I leave.

5. Why did you start your blog in the first place?

Well this blog in particular has been through a few changes. I first started it just because I wanted Tumblr, then I turned it into my incorrect quotes blog which gained me most of my following, then I deactivated it for a bit, then I turned it back into this.

6. Why did you choose your icon/pfp?

Because ace Cap rights 💜

Edit: I changed it to Leo because I love him lmao

7. Why did you choose your header?

I don’t have one atm but my last one was Cap standing in the bomb crater in Redding Weddy because I found the screenshot far too funny.

8. What’s your post with the most notes?

I wrote something about fanfiction, it was somewhere between 3k and 4k notes when I last looked.

9. How many mutuals do you have?

Not a clue lmao and most of them are for my other blog anyway.

10. How many followers do you have?

4981.

11. How many people do you follow?

498.

12. Have you ever made a shitpost?

I never really know what classifies as a shitpost but I think I have yeah.

13. How often do you use Tumblr each day?

Far too often.

14. Did you have a fight/argument with another blog once? Who won?

Nah, I’m too nervous to even talk to the mutuals I want to talk to on this site, let alone argue with someone.

15. How do you feel about “you need to reblog this” posts?

While I understand they’re usually for good causes and reasons, I come on Tumblr because I want to relax and unwind and get away from my own reality for a bit. I want to see and reblog things that make me happy, not things that I have been told to reblog or are really tragic situations. I’ll reblog them sometimes but mostly I don’t.

16. Do you like tag games?

I love them!

17. Do you like ask games?

Love those too!

18. Which of your mutuals do you think is Tumblr famous?

I have literally no idea but I’m gonna say @ace-bookworm just because of the post about Charlie’s ass lmao

19. Do you have a crush on a mutual?

Nope.

20. Tags?

No pressure of course! @ace-bookworm @wholitzukoonfire @diznak @thata-e-l @screeetime

[screeetime]

Thank you for the tag! It's late bc I'm bad at tumblr

1. Why did you choose your url?

Basically it was this joke betwem me and my friend that if I was a velociraptor I would scream at people, and from then on we used to "screeee" when we got socially awkward

2. Any sideblogs? If you have them, name them and why you have them.

I used to have an art one alessandraart but I don't have time to run it anymore so it's even more inactive than this blog

3. How long have you been on Tumblr?

2 maybe 3 years

4. Do you have a queue tag?

No, I don't have the consistency to do this lol

5. Why did you start your blog in the first place?

I am by nature a walking shitpost so it felt like a good place for when I had random thoughts I could just scree into the internet, also I'm fandom crazy and this is really the place for that

6. Why did you choose your icon/pfp?

My icon is a picrew of me, just bc it was so cute!

7. Why did you choose your header?

I love pink, flowers and anime

8. What’s your post with the most notes?

Ooh like a random text post where captain America thinks he discovered abba it has like 70 something notes

9. How many mutuals do you have?

I'm not sure, but out of how many people follow me it's a few

10. How many followers do you have?

32 lol small blog

11. How many people do you follow?

98, again small blog

12. Have you ever made a shitpost?

Yes definitely, back at the start of this blog I made a lot of my own stuff- generally in the shitpost area- I don't anymore bc it's too demoralising to get no notes every time lol

13. How often do you use Tumblr each day?

Ah not at all, like once in a blue moon I appear reblog and do ask games and then vanish once more

14. Did you have a fight/argument with another blog once? Who won?

Never had a fight, don't think I would physically be able to

15. How do you feel about “you need to reblog this” posts?

Bad, anything that makes me feel guilty for not doing it isn't good, especially bc if I reblog one and not another I feel like I chose one issue over it and then it would be a spiral and I have to much anxiety for that

16. Do you like tag games?

Omg yes I love them

17. Do you like ask games?

Yassss

18. Which of your mutuals do you think is Tumblr famous?

The very lovely person who I rebloged this from is probs the most famous tumblr user I know

19. Do you have a crush on a mutual?

No

20. Tags?

Again small blog problems:

@ineffablefeather @morgankelley19 and @madame-hot-dogs (bc I follow them on instagram where I spend too much time, and they seem very nice)

[frogdilf-archive]

[artbyflor]

Scorpius Malfoy 

[memeclassheroes]

[easyvirgin-deactivated20160413]

happy Thursday the 20th

[askjennaflorida]

I’d have to wait months or even years for another chance to reblog this, so why the fuck not?

[mx-mythical-deactivated20260319]

next days you can reblog this on a Thursday the 20th

August 2015

October 2016

April 2017

July 2017

September 2018

December 2018

June 2019

February 2020

August 2020

You know, just in case you wanted to set your queue for the next 6 years

[theoneandonlyredrobin]

It’s tomorrow. For me it’s only 10:43 so I’ll leave this here

[heir-of-the-founders]

Guys its the end of the list D:

[romolite]

The last Thursday the 20th

[raimi]

Here are the next 6 years!

May 2021

January 2022

October 2022

April 2023

July 2023

June 2024

February 2025

March 2025

November 2025

August 2026

You know, just in case you wanted to set your queue for the next 6 years

[just-shower-thoughts]

A duck army is an army, a navy and an airforce combined

[screeetime]

marvel really got karli to say “I don’t kill people who don’t matter”

and walker to reply “you don’t think lemar mattered”

in this time where that phrasing means a hell of a lot

idk, interesting word choice if you ask me- good or bad I’m not sure