altævo's canon ending is that they lost everyone they cared about and ended up all alone the end
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@scribblealtaevo
altævo's canon ending is that they lost everyone they cared about and ended up all alone the end
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Does necromancy only work on animals? What do you do if you accidentally necromancy a fence and then it starts growing branches?
WHAT DO YOU DO IF YOU NECROMANCY A BOTTLE OF SHAMPOO AND IT TURNS INTO AN ENTIRE PILE OF LIMES?
What if I accidentally necromancy a vaccine and then someone gets an armful of very live pathogen?
WHAT’S THE LIMIT ON DEADNESS? HOW RECENTLY DOES SOMETHING HAVE TO BE DEAD? COULD I NECROMANCY A DINOSAUR FOSSIL? WHAT IF I NECROMANCIED THE GROUND AND THEN DINOSAURS STARTED APPEARING?
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THE WIZARD RULES FIVE
WIZARD RULE #1. TUESDAY IS EVERY DAY.
WIZARD RULE #2: MAKE SURE TO RECYCLE.
WIZARD RULE #3: SKULLS
WIZARD RULE #4: ORBS
WIZARD RULE #5: LIGHTNING
WIZARD RULE #6: NEVER FOLLOW THE RULES, EXCEPT FOR WHEN YOU FOLLOW THE RULES.
THIS IS THE HARDEST I HAVE LAUGHED IN SO LONG YOU HAVE CURED MY DEPRESSION
i hold samba up like in fantasy lion king but i just drop him off the side of the boat goodbye enragement child
Hi everyone! Ever since my last contest for Spagoots, I’ve been super excited to run another one; That time is now! :D
I’m excited to announce the Spagoots Fanwork Competition!
If you’d like to submit a piece for the competition, please submit it here to this blog, or here in my Discord server! I can’t wait to see what everyone makes!! c:
- Red
Booty shorts that say goblin on the butt
I legit wrote up a whole thing about dwarf beards and the different types of braids (they have three distinct genders and some smaller variations of non-trinary genders that are less common but still recognized) and how the braids indicate like a whole host of things beyond gender including marital status, preferences of partner, and whether or not they wish to raise children with a potential mate, and it was awesome but then something happened and i lost it and i will be forever sad.
Conversely, elves did not know what A Gender fucking was until they met humans. They only have one pronoun, and it causes a lot of confusion to outsiders. This is why it’s hard to tell the difference between male and female elves - they don’t give a shit about separating the two.
This is so so cool. I love elves just, , not knowing what a gender is.
humans, meeting elves for the first time: are you… man or woman?
elf: i am elf?
human: no i mean what gender are you
elf: *gesturing wildly to themselves* elf???? ELF??
i saw hewwo in voice chat because
it either instantly aggros all allies or i get a returning chorus of “HEWWO??? AWE YOU THEWE?” from all cursed friends who are immune to the aggro effects of hewwo
either way it gets everyone’s attention immediately
“Hewwo?” Cantrip. Instant. Verbal component. Duration one minute, no concentration. Upon casting, everyone in hearing range rolls a will save. On a failed save they immediately become hostile to the caster. Anyone else with this cantrip does not need to make the save and can also cast Hewwo as a free action on everyone previously affected. Instead of repeating the will save, each person affected by the original Hewwo immediately gets advantage on melee attacks and strength checks, and disadvantage on concentration, ranged attacks, charisma checks, and dexterity checks for the duration.
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“homosexuality is extremely rare in orc society” is the fakest statement ive ever heard by a long shot
yeah its fake because orcs dont exist
wrong. i made sweet gay love to an orc last night behind the 711
a scratchy drawing of my oc Rose i made while listening to @adorable-avacado ‘s twitch stream!
shes a dragonborn sorcerer who caught a plague that causes flowers to grow in the body and is my fav character design ive done!
me: [at work, ringing up two parents and their toddler who’s sitting in the cart trying to get their attention]
toddler, quietly, waving hands around: [incomprehensible]
mom: what?
toddler, even quieter: [incomprehensible]
dad: you gotta speak up, bud
toddler, at full volume: FUCK.
this actually made me laugh out loud
who will win:
a carefully constructed campaign
1 (one) chaotic neutral character