terrorising gustav

Helena, 18, living the dream (hypothetically speaking)

[a-little-bird-things]

[kaiju-cannon-deactivated2016111]

this is the content i like to see

[exercicedestyle]

The Martyr of Solway (detail), John Millias, 1871

[cat37958]

her name was margaret wilson

[briannathestrange-deactivated20]

[a-strange-tad-deactivated201905]

I guess you could say that’s a….. racist pig

[hypnotic-flow]

!!!!!

[benwooxxi]

[deadwwwwhhhit-blog]

39 mega pixel photo of a burger

[pyreclaws]

I can see the goddamn cell walls in the onion holy fucking shit

[wacnordo]

wait a sec is that

a hair in the cheese

[vizmedium]

oh my god is that

a doge in the hair

[claimedlnd]

WAIT

What is this.

In the doge’s eye

Could it be?

I THINK IT IS

Oh my days there iS A BURGER IN THE EYE OF THE DOG IN THE HAIR IN THE CHEESE IN. THE. BURGER.

[starshapes]

THAT’S A WHOLE LOTTA HOOPLAH

[fluffy-is-hiding-deactivated201]

The older tumblr users keep talking about the “Mishapocalypse” and I still dont know what it was, and at this point it seems like one of those lovecraftian monsters that’s only spoken about by the village elders in hushed tones.

[soldiers-and-petticoats]

Oh my god I’m so old

[pinkpersonas-moved-deactivated2]

I’m so tired of people telling me German is an “ugly, angry” language. When my German teacher tells us jokes it’s the sweetest, happiest language in the world. When I teach my father the word for daughter he smiles, repeating “Tochter” to himself until he gets it right, and in that moment German sounds like pride. There’s nothing angry or ugly about a language that never says goodbye, only “until we meet again.”

[molotowcocktease]

Thank you for this

[didney-worl-no-uta]

[cicadachild-deactivated20191130]

my stomach hurts

[captainamerica-inmiddleearth]

Ive passed this video so many times and this time I finally watched it. Im really glad I did

[warpedchyld]

I have stared into the abyss and it gave me a thumbs up

[startrekrenegades]

[Person behind camera: (sobbing incoherently with laughter) it’s so…. ffffunnny…. ohheheheheh…. (sniffing, snorting, laughing) of all the shit you can find…. So this, this dates back to 19– (sniff) 1999, as you can see up there. (sniffs, laughs) “The Life Sized Satanic Doll Serves as Masturbation Toy for America’s Youth” This is, like, a Baptist website – (cracks up, giggles, snorts) ssfsfsfsfsfssss–stupidest thing… ever seen. So! (sniffs, calms down a little) So, w-what kind of doll was this child … masturbating to? (person scrolls down to picture of Jar Jar Binks, BURSTS INTO UNCONTROLLABLE WHEEZING LAUGHTER, SNORTS, WEEPS WITH LAUGHTER) Aah……oh my god…. aAHAHAHAHAHa….. HAHAHAHAHA….ohmygod…..]

[mirab3lle]

It’s times like this I’m grateful for the people that caption videos.

[nickyhemmickk]

@hughjackass

[the-darkest-of-souls]

@bennygal16

[mcgrlabroad]

If Aphrodite had stomach rolls then so can I

[bee-girlfriends]

This is veryveryvery important. My wife was feeling down about herself the other night and asked me “why do I look like this?” And I immediately brought up a photo I had taken of a sculpture of Aphrodite I had taken at the Chicago MOMA. I said, “look at this picture. What does she look like?” And my wife very shyly answered “Me…” (Literally her body is IDENTICAL to the sculpture) so I replied “that is the Goddess Aphrodite. THAT is why your body looks like this.”

[humunanunga]

I very rarely reblog miscellaneous posts but there are some followers of mine who really need to see this.

[pro-choice-is-love]

Oh shit I’m crying thank you

[thesigilsofbaphomet]

Remember, a lot more of you have the bodies of goddesses than you might think.

[breelandwalker]

BOOM. Love yourself, darlings.

[clittyslickers-deactivated20250]

i’m dog sitting for rich lesbians

[nonethelis]

never forget

[theartofimagining13]

Imagine: Hosting a dinner party with Tom. When all the guests leave and the two of you are finally alone, he pats his thigh, beckoning you over, and tells you to ride him right then and there.

[fckncandles-deactivated20180605]

I shouldn’t scroll through vine at night..

[smallaliengirl]

Finals got me like

[weloveshortvideos]

how girls feel after they shave their legs

[parrotletpeete]

Took Benny to the outdoors the first time today. It dawned on me that with his disabilities he’s not going to fly off. So he got the benefit of being out in the sunshine. We’re in a rose garden in a public park. No dogs or geese (or droppings) to worry about

[jonnyfantastico81-deactivated20]

Don’t be afraid to slay in your everyday life, ladies.

[kingrudegyalchina]

!!

[kitchentable]