“I didn’t know that, and I didn’t need to know that.”
“Anyone who is loud and outspoken is just a problem in general that we all have to deal with every day.”
“I swear y’all bring up that shit every time!”
“Living gives you cancer.”
“Like, it’s not like a wizard just zaps meat onto my plate.”
“And needless to say, I don’t give a flying fuck!”
“So you kind of dropped the ball there, dipshit.”
“Oh man, we’re in for a fuckin’ treat!”
“How does the inside of your colon smell, ‘cause you’re pretty fuckin’ far up there.”
“Also, this goes without being said, but you’re weeaboo trash.”
“Get the fuck outta here, trash.”
“Is it really worth being alive like this?”
“Your life is like a nineties movie.”
“If you like to watch a little hentai on the down-low, that ain’t my problem yo.”
“My favorite animes consist of Toy Story, Cory in the House, airplane instruction videos from the eighties, y’know, Seinfeld...”
“All I wanted was a piece of that helicopter’s ass..”
“These people with anime avatars are everywhere!”
“They will breathe really heavy, and start typing on their keyboard really fast!”
“Oh shit, my neighbors heard that for sure..”
“And it is scrum-diddly-dumptious!”
“Full-on caps lock, I’m not fucking around this time.”
“This might be hard to believe, but are you aware that nobody gives a shit?”
“If I mention that I’ve been working hard at it, I’ll look humble.”
“Wh- waitwaitwaitwaitwait, wait, hold it, whoa, wait a minute.. Now you can read???”
“Holy fucking shit, you can perform a basic human function?!”
“It’s just so mediocre to the point where it’s cringy!”
“Grow the fuck up!”
“I need a picture of me and a guitar too!”
“Why does it sound like they’re yelling all the time?”
“Why? I don’t know. It’s just the way God intended it to be.”
“And all I can say to that is.. If we can’t have some, then we don’t care.”
“There’s a hair in my cake!”
“My life is like my skits: low-budget and underrated.”
“The prodigy learns from the master, and the master learns from the GOD.”
“But you’re fucking wrong and you’re stupid, so fuck you.”
“Mmyeess...”
“Here’s a tip: get laid, you fat piece of shit.”
“I want to die.”
“I really like having these intimate talks with ya.”
“Now, that’s edgy as FUCK.”
“Give me the succ.”
“God is punishing me by letting me live.”
“But I blissfully turn a blind eye, because that’s what humans do.”
“Fuck that shit, being yourself is pathetic.”
“Who do these kids think they are?”
“Which, might I add, is by their own standards.”
“And the answer issss, who fucking gives a shit?”
“As long as it plays music and porn, I’m set, man.”
“So basically, in conclusion, both of you need to go to hell.”
“Know your place, trash!”
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