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THE WHOLE FIRST SEASON OF MY GAY WEB-SERIES IS UP!!! Episodes 3 minutes each. You have to watch them in order!

SEASON ONE PLAYLIST  Season two coming Spring 2019.

Made entirely by a group of women, WLW, and WOC in leading creative positions, “I Put the Bi in Bitter” is a fun and lighthearted comedy that deals with the universal themes of expression, friendship and crushes, and those awkward moments of trying to survive high school. 

REPOST, SHARE ANYWHERE, & SEND IT TO YOUR FRIENDS!! (Feel free to tag me!) Representation MATTERS, and your views/comments/likes count more than anything.

Instagram / Website / Personal Insta

[theweirdwideweb]

[jads-abum-rat]

[vespertineflora]

[audio transcript]

Woman: He’s fine. He misses you.

Man: Give him my love.

Woman: Will do. 

[woman looks at ridiculous oversized bird]

Woman: SQUAWK

Bird: SQUAWK

THE END

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in honor of episode 1 hitting 4k views, i made a new poster!

[calystarose]

(via Man Discovers A Family Of Mice Living In His Garden, Builds Them A Miniature Village | Bored Panda)

[mckitterick]

OMG:

[dancefloors]

the relationship women have with their own reflection…beyond complex

[dancefloors]

I was going to elaborate but I don’t think I could capture it as well as some ppl in the tags

[hilarioushumorfromouterspace]

[lolawashere-deactivated20240904]

Those were 2.20 minutes well spent!

[fried-fuzzy-pickles]

“Age is just a number” means senior citizens can still find love.

“Age is just a number” means middle-aged people can still find love.

“Age is just a number” means 30+ people can still find love.

“Age is just a number” is not an excuse to be a pedophile.

Nothing is an excuse to be a pedophile.

So don’t.

Just don’t.

[higgsboshark]

The thing about knitting is it’s much harder to fear the existential futility of all your actions while you’re doing it.

Like ok, sure, sometimes it’s hard to believe you’ve made any positive impact on the world. But it’s pretty easy to believe you’ve made a sock. Look at it. There it is. Put it on, now your foot’s warm.

Checkmate, nihilism.

[chachacharlieco]

This Disney DVD is enhanced with Disney’s FastPlay.

Your movie and a selection of bonus features will begin automatically.

To bypass FastPlay, select the Main Menu button at anytime.

FastPlay will begin in a moment…

[dyscomancer]

At this point there’s no excuse for a baby boomer to be technologically incompetent anymore. It’s just willful ignorance, this shit is not fucking hard

[dyscomancer]

“why is it asking for a password” because you’re logging into something martha, that’s how it’s been for the last 20 fucking years

“how do i do [x] can you show me” no dale you can Google it like the rest of us. it requires one exposure to the concept of googling to understand how it works. your generation was smart enough to cause a total economic collapse out of malice but not smart enough to type in a few words I guess

“im just not tech savvy” no you just refuse to learn because like in most things you are stuck in your ways

[dyscomancer]

the worst part is after you help an old fuck with some sort of tech bullshit 9 times out of 10 they’ll give you some kind of bullshit passive aggressive thank-you

like “oh i guess you young people have to know something about those phones you’re always on, huh?”

give me a fucking break gretchen i have depression from living in the economy you created and my phone is more of a reprieve than dealing with your stubborn inconsiderate ass

[dyscomancer]

AND ANOTHER THING that just gets my blood boiling is their ability to get into their settings, completely fuck things up, and then manage to develop total amnesia about how it happened

what do you mean you set your phone to japanese on accident, phil? there’s like 15 separate menus you have to navigate through to get there

“i think it’s because i got a virus” no greg it’s not a virus, the only viruses here are your rampant stupidity and the deadly pathogens carried by your unvaccinated grandchildren

[dyscomancer]

i just absolutely loathe that the people who decide if women should be executed for having abortions or not are the same people who can’t figure out how to work a blu-ray player with the instructions in front of them

[heavyweightheart]

not to #resist fun but an app like snapchat which digitally “enhances” the photos you take of yourself inevitably leads to greater dissatisfaction w your actual face in the same way that photoshopped images in media increase body dissatisfaction, but actually worse than that bc it’s an unrealistically enhanced version of you and therefore harder to dismiss or ignore

[chilltm-deactivated20220710]

THE WHOLE FIRST SEASON OF MY GAY WEB-SERIES IS UP!!! Episodes 3 minutes each. You have to watch them in order!

SEASON ONE PLAYLIST  Season two coming Spring 2019.

Made entirely by a group of women, WLW, and WOC in leading creative positions, “I Put the Bi in Bitter” is a fun and lighthearted comedy that deals with the universal themes of expression, friendship and crushes, and those awkward moments of trying to survive high school. 

REPOST, SHARE ANYWHERE, & SEND IT TO YOUR FRIENDS!! (Feel free to tag me!) Representation MATTERS, and your views/comments/likes count more than anything.

Instagram / Website / Personal Insta

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EPISODES 1-4 OF MY GAY WEB-SERIES ARE UP!!!! You have to watch them in order! EP. 2 / EP. 3 / EP. 4

Episodes 5-8 (the rest of Season One) will be uploaded on October 25th, 2018.

Made entirely by a group of women, WLW, and WOC in leading creative positions, “I Put the Bi in Bitter” is a fun and lighthearted comedy that deals with the universal themes of expression, friendship and crushes, and those awkward moments of trying to survive high school. 

REPOST, SHARE ANYWHERE, & SEND IT TO YOUR FRIENDS!! (Feel free to tag me!) Representation MATTERS, and your views/comments/likes count more than anything.

Instagram / Website / Personal Insta

[orriculum]

🎃 time for my yearly samhain giveaway!! 

winner will be decided October 30th, 2018, Samhain. 12:00 EST. i’ll message/inbox you, please answer within 24hrs or a new winner will be picked, i will ship international. must be 18+ to enter!

🎃  need to be following this blog to win!

🎃  please don’t reblog to giveaway blogs please! (nor tag it as one)

🎃  winners will be chosen randomly by an online number generator.

H A P P Y   H A L L O W E E N

[kitty]