CEO of Oatmilk Enjoyers

terminally online audio designer, oat milk enjoyer, friend of birds. she/they (paladin, recovering warlock, retired cleric.)

[robbierobertson]

this sign i just saw in a bookstore ??

[vibraph0ny]

Everyone's all "ohhh 2026 bring back physical media" until I start talking illuminated manuscripts and then suddenly we're not on the same page anymore

[somewhere-south-of-neutral]

Actually we are on the same page. We've been on the same page for a week because these things take forever to make

[chaos-posting]

Guard! (I only have 1 ) send this fool to the rat pit!

[The rat pit also only has 1 rat. ]

[mandycore420]

jigsaw tape that starts with a land acknowledgement

[werebutch]

Deadbeat fathers don’t deserve roadkill deer

[pukicho]

I have to pummel you because you are a simpleton. Sorry

[cimicherrychanga]

what is the FUCKING POINT then???

[userfish]

[rslashrats]

making up characters is so fun because you can be like “this is johnson he came from my mind” and all your friends will go “yippe!!! horray!!! we love johnson!!!”

[rslashrats]

very unfortunate but hilarious side effect of calling the example oc johnson in this post is now people are saying this in the tags

[two-40-foot-slabs]

[ratwednesday]

and in the distance, I saw / proud, solemn/fern-wild

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a painting sponsored by my patrons

[fruitpigeons]

DECEM-BIRD Day 15-Peregrine Falcon

[energyprison]

Notice there hasnt been a wednesday this year

[brawltogethernow]

Suspicious.

[datasoong47]

Six days and still no Wednesday. I think it's safe to conclude that there will be no more Wednesdays ever

[dogpuppy]

[mono-red-menace]

[alphacrone]

when you drink all the wine in the house and then you have. :( no wine in the house

[podcastwizard]

me when i excuse myself during a dinner party to sneak outside and milk more cabernet sauvignon from the Creature

[podcastwizard]

had food poisoning when i posted this

[martinkhall]

Well if you'd pasteurized the Cabernet Sauvignon you milked from the creature maybe you wouldn't have gotten food poisoning from it.

[podcastwizard]

oh suddenly everyone's an expert on the Creature i milk

[tilthat]

TIL a star discovered 75 light-years away is no warmer than a freshly brewed cup of coffee.

via reddit.com

[bloggersremorse-deactivated2018]

Yeowch!

[bloggersremorse-deactivated2018]

Still preddy hot

[the-seelie-court-official]

"that doesn't sound sincere- it sounds rehearsed" is one of the most devastating and fucked-up statements you can make to anyone in the neurodivergent/ADHD/Autistic/Schizophrenic/Disordered Personality sphere. yeah bitch it's rehearsed. because i wanted to get it right when i said it

[themasterfold]

me when the disorder that makes it difficult for me to communicate makes it difficult for me to communicate