Puss in Boots: The Last Wish Starters !
Taken from the 2022 Dreamworks movie, Puss in Boots: The Last Wish! Some of these have already been edited. You can change them however you see fit! Spoilers for the movie may be present throughout!
“(Name), he stepped on my face!”
“I am the master of baking. Watch!”
“(Name), is there any safe place that you could go? Anyone you can rely on in this moment of need.”
“And remember, (Name), death comes for us all.”
“Everyone thinks they’ll be the ones to defeat me, but no one’s escaped me yet.”
“You’re not living up to the legend.”
“I just love the smell of fear!”
“What’s the matter? Lives flashing before your eyes?”
“I am no longer worthy. I am sorry.”
“So, this is where dignity goes to die.”
“Me? I don’t have a name, or a home.”
“I mostly come up here for the food and the friends.”
“My cats can play better than you.”
“It’s like a possum crawled on your face and died.”
“Please, mock me quietly.”
“Please, I was the best thief you ever hired.”
“Finally. You need therapy.”
“Yeah, you looked pretty challenged back there.”
“No one’s that dumb. No one’s that nice. I don’t trust you.”
“Ugh, he’s path is so corny.”
“That is the saddest funny story I ever heard.”
“I sit on your shoulder and judge your actions and the quality of your character.”
“It’s like a fever on my face!”
“Well, it’s okay to be afraid.”
“Well, that’s a load of rubbish. What’s that supposed to mean?”
“If you wanted to hold my hand, all you had to do was ask.”
“I’m starting to think you don’t appreciate the value of a life.”
“Can’t bake a pie without loosing a dozen men.”
“Yeah, do better, try harder.”
“You’re nothing but a low rent Cinderella.”
“Was the legend so big that there was no room for anyone else?”
“Go ahead, run for it! Makes it more fun for me.”
“I’m getting a family! That’s what! A proper family! And then everything will be just right.”
“Come on. You didn’t think I’d actually stay-“
“Oh, what a good boy am I.”
“Maybe one life is enough.”
“I know I could never defeat you, but I will never stop fighting for this life.”
“Why the hell did I go and play with my food?”
“Live your life. Live it well.”
“You know when you said Death was after you, I thought you were just being melodramatic.”
“It’s so cute… How you think that would work on me. Don’t you know I’m dead inside?”
“I hate to say it, but should we make a wish?”
“(Name), one life spent with you is all I could wish for.”
“Oh. Oh now you’ve made me cry.”