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It's also a gun! ╰(*´︶`*)╯ Ruby Rose muse blog Canon-Divergent and Canon Semiselective

[scythebared]

sidenote! this blog will stay spoiler free for the second half of volume 7 until febuary 7th. i know some people need to catch up but i still want to write in atlas so oop-

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i know i keep saying im back but lmao college HURTS hi its me, your local gremlin, here to stay (i hope)  if theres any things laying around in my inboxes i will attempt to get to those, for sure. but feel free to send me new things! i am not exclusive in any way friendly reminder to love yourself ok bye

[susierpt]

3 LITTLE WORDS... || starter pack

Send me one to see how my muse reacts. Some are fluffy, some are angsty, some are smutty, some are something else entirely…

Some of these may be triggering or NSFW!

“I love you.”

“I hate you.”

“Go fuck yourself.”

“I guess so…”

“I guess not.”

“Love me, please.”

“Don’t say that.”

“Don’t do that.”

“Don’t touch me.”

“Please, hold me.”

“Pain changes people.”

“You haven’t changed.”

“Please don’t go.”

“Look behind you.”

“Go kill yourself.”

“I can change.”

“Don’t ever change.”

“Want a hit?”

“Do you smoke?”

“Fuck me now.”

“Take my hand.”

“Lead the way.”

“Duck and cover!”

“Just go home.”

“Take me home.”

“Walk me there?”

“Everyone, shut up!”

“Just shut up.”

“Please stop it.”

“Please don’t die.”

“I need you.”

“I want you.”

“Want a hug?”

“Want a kiss?”

“Are you sure?”

“Are you lying?”

“That’s the truth.”

“I’m not lying.”

“Oh my God.”

“For fuck’s sake!”

“I got it.”

“I found it.”

“Call me later.”

“Text me later.”

“Don’t call me.”

“Are you crying?”

“I wasn’t crying.”

“Please don’t laugh.”

“Please don’t cry.”

“That’s a lie.”

“What’d they say?”

“What’ll it be?”

“It’s last call.”

“It’s almost midnight.”

“Do you promise?”

“That’s a promise.”

“Are you serious?”

“Don’t bullshit me.”

“I punched him.”

“I killed him.”

“I kissed him.”

“I love him.”

“I hate him.”

“I lied before.”

“I’m so sorry.”

“I’m not sorry.”

“I’ll come over.”

“Can you come?”

“Want to cuddle?”

“Maybe we should.”

“Maybe we shouldn’t.”

“You don’t say.”

“Make me come.”

“Did you come?”

“I stole it.”

“I broke it.”

“Any bones broken?”

“Are you okay?”

“Are you hurt?”

“That must’ve hurt.”

“He was lying.”

“It’s our song.”

“Can I help?”

“Help me out.”

“Please, for me?”

“Anything for you.”

“I doubt it.”

“I believe you.”

[scythebared]

is this how u come out of hiatus? hi! bee here.  since volume 7 is back now and im finally confident in my writing skills you might see me more often. (seriously? why are 200+ of you still here?) im so thankful that most of you have stuck around and its. a relief, to be honest. even if most aren’t here, thats still enough people that care about my bullshit. thank u 

[sienna--khan]

Tai you gotta stop adopting everything you see

@taiyang-too-long

[taiyang-too-long]

“You’re just jealous of my new son!”

[sienna--khan]

"Right, because I'd be jealous of that dumpster child."

[taiyang-too-long]

“Zwei look! See the kitty? Go! Go get the kitty Zwei!

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this is the only good thing to come out of the dc comics. ruby convinced her dad to adopt a family of raccoons 

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in case you wanted to know how chaotic ruby is she eats the middle out of oreos and puts them back

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a gift: thank u for putting up with my bullshit

due to me being accepted into art college i gotta be good at it somehow!  like this post and send in the replies something you’d like me to sketch- completely free. i normally charge these things, people.  you dont even have to be following me. just being here is enough i love you guys. thank you for your time.

[asthorosea]

psa : the dc comic is not canon on this blog, keep that abomination away from me

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psa: im not dead

hi!! wowee is this something coming back to this blog-  i’m sorry for my absence, truly, i’ve just had a hard few months and it’s taken me a lot of courage to come back here in the first place- but wow!! 203 followers here for some bullshit i write, huh? that’s wild, and i am forever thankful. thank you all so much for sharing your time with me and everything in-between. my rwby muse is slowly coming back to me, and i really want to try and come back! truly.  anyway, as a sincere thank you to the bullshit ive done on my blog, the next post will be a sort of gift to all of you. thank you from the bottom of my heart for not giving up on me. with love,  nona

[rpmememaker]

accidental affection

[sterlingmoonstone]

send me ✗ for my muse to fall on yours and land on top of them

send me □ for your muse to fall on mine and land on top of them

send me ♕ for your muse to get dared to kiss me

send me ♢ for my muse to get dared to kiss yours

send me ♫ for your muse to catch mine singing in the shower

send me ♩ for my muse to catch yours singing in the shower

send me ♡ for your muse to drunkenly confess feelings to mine

send me ☽ for my muse to drunkenly confess feelings to yours

send me △ for my muse to get trapped in a small closet with yours

send me ❅ for my muse to cuddle up next to yours while asleep on the couch

send me ❥ for your muse to cuddle up next to mine while asleep on the couch

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"Your family is super weird, Rose."

The girl in question only laughs nervously, one hand fidgeting with her cape.

“W-Whaaat? Nonsense. My family is suuuper normal. Dunno what you’re on about!” She attempts to wave it off, but then sighs and mumbles under her breath.

“What did Yang do this time?”

[huntsman-ash]

“Got into an argument with Olivia. Over who has bigger arm muscles. They beat up a Grimm and bumped chests and Olivia practically knocked her out with her boobs. She doesn’t seem to mind.”

[scythebared]

“Fantastic.” Ruby groans, dragging a hand down her face. “As if this couldn’t get any worse. I’m really, really sorry about this. I’ll make it up to you somehow!”

“Are you okay? Nothing hurt, or anything?”

[huntsman-ash]

“No. Except now Yang keeps trying to figure out how the hell it happened. She INSISTS Olivia packed her bra with bricks. Olivia denies it. I think she’s just looking for an excuse to have Yang poke her titties. Give them twenty minutes, they’ll sort it out.”

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Ruby stares, dumbfounded for a few moments- before a long groan escapes her.

“You have got to be kidding me. You know what? You can handle this. I need a nap.”

[huntsman-ash]

“You want some milk to go with that?” Ash is entirely as done as Ruby is, probably even more so. 

“Seriously this is almost as bad as that titty milk thing from yesterday.”

[scythebared]

“It’s times like these I’m thankful that we don’t look too alike. But- Not in a bad way! I love my sister, but she can be… more than a handful.” Ruby waves her hands in a gesture.

“Does she think before she acts? Ever?”

[huntsman-ash]

“Olivia or Yang? Because for Olivia the answer is, no. Not ever. I’ve seen her do things that would kill a normal person. She’s lucky; her semblance helps her stay alive through all kinds of stuff. Can’t rightfully speak for Yang, but I think she’s learned a bit of tactical hesitation after Vale.”

[scythebared]

At the words, Ruby visibly flinches, looking like she wants to just shrink down and disappear.

“Well... I-I think we all learned something from that.” Her voice speaks, barely audible as she decides to keep her mouth shut further before she starts to cry. It would be a waste.

[scythebared]

"Your family is super weird, Rose."

The girl in question only laughs nervously, one hand fidgeting with her cape.

“W-Whaaat? Nonsense. My family is suuuper normal. Dunno what you’re on about!” She attempts to wave it off, but then sighs and mumbles under her breath.

“What did Yang do this time?”

[huntsman-ash]

“Got into an argument with Olivia. Over who has bigger arm muscles. They beat up a Grimm and bumped chests and Olivia practically knocked her out with her boobs. She doesn’t seem to mind.”

[scythebared]

“Fantastic.” Ruby groans, dragging a hand down her face. “As if this couldn’t get any worse. I’m really, really sorry about this. I’ll make it up to you somehow!”

“Are you okay? Nothing hurt, or anything?”

[huntsman-ash]

“No. Except now Yang keeps trying to figure out how the hell it happened. She INSISTS Olivia packed her bra with bricks. Olivia denies it. I think she’s just looking for an excuse to have Yang poke her titties. Give them twenty minutes, they’ll sort it out.”

[scythebared]

Ruby stares, dumbfounded for a few moments- before a long groan escapes her.

“You have got to be kidding me. You know what? You can handle this. I need a nap.”

[huntsman-ash]

“You want some milk to go with that?” Ash is entirely as done as Ruby is, probably even more so. 

“Seriously this is almost as bad as that titty milk thing from yesterday.”

[scythebared]

“It’s times like these I’m thankful that we don’t look too alike. But- Not in a bad way! I love my sister, but she can be... more than a handful.” Ruby waves her hands in a gesture.

“Does she think before she acts? Ever?”

[scythebared]

"Your family is super weird, Rose."

The girl in question only laughs nervously, one hand fidgeting with her cape.

“W-Whaaat? Nonsense. My family is suuuper normal. Dunno what you’re on about!” She attempts to wave it off, but then sighs and mumbles under her breath.

“What did Yang do this time?”

[huntsman-ash]

“Got into an argument with Olivia. Over who has bigger arm muscles. They beat up a Grimm and bumped chests and Olivia practically knocked her out with her boobs. She doesn’t seem to mind.”

[scythebared]

“Fantastic.” Ruby groans, dragging a hand down her face. “As if this couldn’t get any worse. I’m really, really sorry about this. I’ll make it up to you somehow!”

“Are you okay? Nothing hurt, or anything?”

[huntsman-ash]

“No. Except now Yang keeps trying to figure out how the hell it happened. She INSISTS Olivia packed her bra with bricks. Olivia denies it. I think she’s just looking for an excuse to have Yang poke her titties. Give them twenty minutes, they’ll sort it out.”

[scythebared]

Ruby stares, dumbfounded for a few moments- before a long groan escapes her.

“You have got to be kidding me. You know what? You can handle this. I need a nap.”

[scythebared]

"Your family is super weird, Rose."

The girl in question only laughs nervously, one hand fidgeting with her cape.

“W-Whaaat? Nonsense. My family is suuuper normal. Dunno what you’re on about!” She attempts to wave it off, but then sighs and mumbles under her breath.

“What did Yang do this time?”

[huntsman-ash]

“Got into an argument with Olivia. Over who has bigger arm muscles. They beat up a Grimm and bumped chests and Olivia practically knocked her out with her boobs. She doesn’t seem to mind.”

[scythebared]

“Fantastic.” Ruby groans, dragging a hand down her face. “As if this couldn’t get any worse. I’m really, really sorry about this. I’ll make it up to you somehow!”

“Are you okay? Nothing hurt, or anything?”

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It’s that time again, gamers

Starter call! Like this for a short starter. Could be based on lyrics or quotes I have lying around. ☺️

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"Your family is super weird, Rose."

The girl in question only laughs nervously, one hand fidgeting with her cape.

“W-Whaaat? Nonsense. My family is suuuper normal. Dunno what you’re on about!” She attempts to wave it off, but then sighs and mumbles under her breath.

“What did Yang do this time?”

[totallycorrectrwbyquotes]

[reacting to Ruby crying]

BLAKE: what's wrong, ruby? why are you crying? what happened?

WEISS: are you okay? did someone make you cry? who is it? i'll go talk to them if you want me to

YANG: WHERE ARE THEY? I'LL FUCKING KILL THEM