SEXY BANANAS

I am random. I am Duckyz. I am Super Duckyz. I own a lamp. I am king of Lamps. I am king of curtains. I have a secret organisation of Ducks. I have lots of anxiety. My pronouns are He/Him/His I am the person that really wants to stand up on that table and get the party going but im afraid someone will cut off my head with an axe if i try to do so. I collect souls. I like electronics and i am working on all kinds projects sometimes in the future when I stop procrastinating. I had a Rabbit called Timon(yes lion king) R.I.P I had a Budgie (parakeet) called Bjartur R.I.P Hes was overly enthusiastic about life and loved Jupiter a lot.  I have Kakariki (parakeet) called Júpiter. He is shy. likes to chill under my my desk most of the time, socially awkward and doesnt know how to respond to the overly enthusiastic budgies. And I have a pale yellow budgie Called Dúfa(means dove) she looks nice and cute but looks can decieve you. shes a dramabird who screams easily loves her own reflection and is scared of towels. Johnny Klakenkloff got married to Billy Klakenkloff years ago and theyre still married to this day. However that be.. Im Jason Matthew. Nice to meet you. All my trans related stuff is tagged with "ftm" all my personal posts that are not reblogs are tagged "personal" All my selfies are tagged "me" And my art is tagged "drawings". oh i work in retail so all those related things are either in retail(for those typical retail posts) or "work" for generic complaints about work that are not fittable in the retail tag.I love animals and I plan on taking over the world using brainwaves.

[marxist-feminist]

Advocates say the fastest way to help immigrants separated from their children: Post their bail

When undocumented immigrants are detained by U.S. Immigration and Customs Enforcement (ICE) or U.S. Customs and Border Protection (CBP), they are held in detention until they go to trial where the court will decide whether they can stay in the country. In some cases, the immigration judge will let them go while they await trial if they first pay a bail bond. Bail is set at a legal minimum of $1,500, but can be much higher. The bond is meant as a deposit to ensure the accused will report to their trial. If they attend all of their court appointments, they can get the money back. But many people have trouble coming up with the funds. The average bail bond issued by the San Francisco immigration courts in 2014 was $3,411 and the average cost of bond in immigration courts nationally is $6,500. Bond amounts could be as high as $80,500 on Central District of California immigration bonds, according to a 2015 study by USC law professor Emily Ryo. Donating to community bond funds can immediately “lead to freedom,” she said. Community bond funds are charities, like RAICES, that use funds to post bail and provide legal defense for detained people.This is one of the fastest ways to reunite immigrants with their family, said Pilar Weiss, project director at the National Bail Fund Network.

DIRECTORY OF CRIMINAL SYSTEM BAIL FUNDS

National organizations funding bail across the U.S.

National Bail Out

The American Bar Association

Queer Detainee Empowerment Project

Freedom for Immigrants

Local organizations funding bail for immigrants

Arizona Tucson Second Chance Bail Fund Colorado Colorado Freedom Fund California Bay Area Immigration Bond Fund Immigrant Families Defense Fund The Orange County Justice Fund Connecticut Connecticut Bail Fund Immigrant Bail Fund Florida LGBTQ Freedom Fund Hawaii Hawaii Community Bail Fund Illinois Champaign County Bailout Coalition Chicago Community Bond Fund Iowa Eastern Iowa Community Bond Project Kentucky Louisville Community Bail Fund Louisiana New Orleans Safety & Freedom Fund YWCA Greater Baton Rouge Community Bail Fund Massachusetts Massachusetts Bail Fund Minnesota Minnesota Freedom Fund Nebraska Omaha Freedom Fund Nevada Vegas Freedom Fund New York City Bronx Freedom Fund Brooklyn Community Bail Fund Lorena Borjas Community Fund WSLS Bail Fund New York State Columbia County Bail Fund EOC of Suffolk Inc. Charitable Bail Fund OAR of Tompkins County Bail Fund Syracuse Jail Ministry North Carolina Southern Coalition for Social Justice Bail Fund Alamance County Community Bail Fund North Carolina Community Bail Fund of Durham Oregon Portland Freedom Fund Pennsylvania Dauphin County Bail Fund Philadelphia Community Bail Fund Philadelphia Bail Fund Tennessee Hamilton County Community Bail Fund Memphis Community Bail Fund Nashville Community Bail Fund Texas Detained Migrant Solidarity Committee Fianza Fund Community Bail Fund of North Texas Virginia Richmond Community Bail Fund Roanoke Community Bail Fund Charlottesville Community Resilience Fund Washington Northwest Community Bail Fund Wisconsin Free the 350 Bail Fund

DIRECTORY OF IMMIGRATION BOND FUNDS National organizations across the U.S.

Freedom for Immigrants National Bond Fund

Haitian Immigrant Bond Assistance Project

LGBTQ Freedom Fund

RAICES Bond Fund

Arizona Pima Monthly Meeting Immigration Bond Fund California Bay Area Immigration Bond Fund Immigrant Families Defense Fund Orange County Justice Fund San Diego Immigrant Rights Consortium – Borderlands Get Free Fund Colorado Immigrant Freedom Fund of Colorado Connecticut Immigrant Bail Fund Iowa Eastern Iowa Community Bond Project Massachusetts Beyond Bail & Legal Defense Fund Michigan Kent County Immigration Bond for Our Neighbor’s Defense Fund Minnesota Minnesota Freedom Fund New Hampshire NH Conference UCC Immigrant and Refugee Support Group New York LIFE Bond Fund (New Sanctuary Coalition)New York Immigrant Freedom Fund Ohio (includes Northern Kentucky) 3R Fund for Immigrants Texas Fronterizo Fianza Fund Hutto Community Deportation Defense & Bond Fund RAICES Texas Bond Fund Vermont Vermont Freedom Bail Fund  Virginia Cville Immigrant Bond Fund Washington Fair Fight Immigrant Bond Fund

[sduckyz]

I mean. Fuck yes let them get out of there but.

Thats the only way? Like

government can just take people prisoners and put them in horrible conditions and the only way to actually get them out now is by posting their bail aka paying,

so government takes people prisoners people want them out because thats fucked up. government says fuck yall we give government money for getting them free government goes “wow! a new revenue who knew?” Basically what im trying to say is I want all of these governmental assholes to have their heads cut off.  if im wrong and I sure hope im misunderstanding something. please do let me know.

[sduckyz]

printer friendly inktober 2020  list. I wanted to print it out only to find lots of pics online with black background. so here ya go!

[bajn]

on this day one year ago someone sewed a fried egg to a tshirt

[actualsupreme-deactivated201503]

this is your only day to reblog this for a year

[hostileworkenvironment]

i missed my chance last year so this has been in my queue for 364 days

[538isalive]

Okay well it’s 2:04am, September 28th, 2017. This is about to be queued for a year. I LITERALLY MISSED IT BY TWO HOURS.

[schrodingers-fyke]

Me, reblogging this on November 7th at 8:28 pm: Ope

[official-lucifers-child]

hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

reblog and schedule i guess

[cult-hopper]

People who don’t understand the difference between punishment and discipline should, like, never have kids

[clown-butch-deactivated20240919]

hey op i dont understand the difference could you please explain?

[cult-hopper]

Yeah ofc!! Sorry for being vague I was just venting and didnt expect reblogs haha

I’m gonna try to explain my point through examples.

Ex 1: toddler screaming and crying in the walmart

Punishment: I’m going to spank you or embarrass you or yell at you! Shut up! I’ll give you something to cry about!

Discipline: stop doing what you’re doing because it isn’t productive and it disturbs others as well as increasing your own upsetnes. I’m going to take you out of the environment that’s upsetting you until you’re calm and we can identify what upset you together so I can explain to you why it’s like that/help you find ways to productively express upsetness as you grow.

Ex 2: your teen is failing, like, all their classes

Punishment: you’re grounded! You’re not allowed to go out with your friends or play games or do anything fun or enjoyable until your work is satisfactory!

Discipline: it’s important to do well in school. You need to communicate with me when you are struggling so I can help you. You also need to learn to manage fun stuff and work as that’s an important life skill in adulthood. I’m going to monitor your work more closely so I can help you find that balance. And if this is a deeper mental or emotional issue, we can seek help for you together.

So basically, discipline is something you teach that requires time, communication, and sternness. Punishment is a single action meant to deliberately cause discomfort in an attempt to implement negative reinforcement. Not good.

[catchymemes]

Credit: @pet_foolery

[salted-delights-deactivated2021]

I think I already reblogged this but im gonna do it again because this is a good reminder on how toxic gatekeeping it.

[bowling-with-skulls]

I’m reblogging this for the amount of thought that was put into figuring out the necessary configuration for a mertaur wheelchair.

[shoelace-and-friends]

MMMMM, the LAYERS to this. 

She’s technically a monster too. She might not look it at first glance and seems mostly human, but it isn’t deniable even despite her looks compared to the other monsters. 

But she realizes that she is still not like the rest of the monsters either and may not have entirely the same experiences as them, which is why she feels that she might not belong to or deserve to go to the support group. By sometimes passing as human, she feels she isn’t worthy of the space. 

The sad reality though is even though she’s mostly human in appearance, that tail she has undeniably would still cause her some struggle. Humans are still gonna look at that tail and think she’s a freak. There are probably still accommodations she needs because of the tail that she may still struggle to have access to. Even if it is just the tail, that tail is still enough to other her from humans and cause her problems and discrimination. 

She should get to belong in that support group even if she gets told she’s not monster “enough”. She still shares some of the same struggles as them that are caused by being a monster, and needs support. 

This is an excellent demonstration of the flaws in the concept of passing privilege. Bravo to the artist. 

[ceaseless--watcher]

Imma reblog this again for the comments.

[reaperion]

I honestly didn’t even notice the tail at first

[sexedplus]

I think there are some really important discussions to have about why disclosing aspects of personal identity can be challenging but important for all kinds of people, why the concept of “coming out” has appealed at times to a wide variety of groups (including people who are poly or kinky, sex workers, people with HIV, atheists, and people with mental illness), and why other groups using that language can be harmful to people in the LGBT and queer communities. But it’s going to take me some time to really be able to address all that.

In the meantime, I also think it’s worthwhile to focus specifically on the coming out experiences of people who are LGBTQIA. Of course, these experiences can vary a lot too. There are some differences between coming out about sexual orientation and coming out about gender identity, for example. And even two people who identify the same way may face pretty different challenges in their individual lives. I do believe, however, that there is a certain commonality shared specifically by these groups.

[eramidsummery]

What is happening in Poland?

CW for homophobia/transphobia/misgendering/deadnaming and police brutality

more info & whole thread in the source link

~ credits to pisspigwife69 on Twitter ~

[canarycry-ing-deactivated202103]

@one-time-i-dreamt

[sduckyz]

So I have worked in retail for many years. gotten to know all of the types of customers there are. Today I have a job where I dont deal with customers directly. well its not retail. I got this job because I was so fed up with retail I would rather be slowly sliced to death than to work retail again. Walking into a store and a small brain thought of what it felt like working there made me feel like puking. And my current boss... is so bad. that I actually thought that working in a large chain store for 13 hours on december 23rd was better than this. I just realised... to imagine. How shitty of a boss you have to be to make me think id rather go back to retail and work a 13 hour shift on decenber 23rd than to stay here.

jesus christ...

[whitepeopletwitter]

[animalsnaps]

More animal snaps

[fallontonight]

Robert Irwin made sure he got the perfect picture of his sister’s engagement by reenacting a faux proposal for the big surprise. 

[graceonpaper]

🤣 This kid

[sansasurvived]

they’re such good kids. steve would be proud.

[therequisitewatson]

My favorite thing about this is that he 100% perfectly predicted his sister’s body language.

[dystopia-now-20xx]

Michigan priest draws squirt holy water gun to offer social distance blessings.

[acoolguy]

me as a hotel receptionist: *greets guests by playing hotel california but cutting it off right before they say california*

[allbuthuman]

i don't need any more friend because i have one very big friend, here he is

[slowspinningredemption]

fucked up that some animals could just. fit inside your body. many birds are small enough to find a human skull spacious real estate. perhaps watch out for that

[slowspinningredemption]

this must be how that horse felt when i put my hands either side of his nose and leaned our heads together and told him i could live in his torso

[fereldang]

Zmsnsmamdkam

I’m reading some of this transcript from this founders brewery lawsuit and omg this man will not admit this man is black.

[fereldang]

Here’s an article link if you wanna read

[geekandmisandry]

[pyreo]

You grow up and you realise A Bug’s Life was the revolutionary Leftist masterpiece of our childhoods

[pyreo]

I’m not even slightly kidding

Ants are the workforce doing the labour needed to survive, and they have to do it twice over to provide for both themselves and for a group of parasites who do nothing but consume the labour of others

The ants work themselves near to death trying to stay afloat

The grasshoppers don’t even need any food. They have tons to spare but still insist on taking the food the ants worked for because they ‘deserve’ it, despite actually contributing nothing of value. The only reason this works is by threatening ants with force and degrading them so they feel weak and worthless, and insisting that the grasshoppers deserve a cut for some vague service they claim to provide to society

In reality Hopper is desperate to stop the ants from thinking for themselves, keeping them ignorant of the fact that he has subjugated ants through threats of power while the ants actually overpower the grasshoppers through sheer numbers.

And should the ants ever realise that the grasshoppers take from them while providing nothing and that revolution is possible, the class system they’ve installed will be finished.

tl;dr feed the 1% to birds

[eclipsebykimlipmp3-deactivated2]

remember when pixar was like… this