Puppyrazzi

is my sideblog for sidedogs! (I was born in 1992, not 2005. 2005 was the year I made my first account anywhere online)

[fruitsoftheweb]

“Real-time collisions”

[supergameboytwo]

[mikumadds]

omg the guy who uploaded the original video posted this comment

[two-thirtyy]

Where do you see yourself in 5 years?

Look buddy, i’m just trying to make it to Friday.

[taykoutmccleod]

reblog if its friday and you made it

[nuggsmum]

[evilscientist3]

"I can fix him" well i can send email

[emil]

[the-bright-path-deactivated2021]

[sailor-moon-rest-deactivated202]

I didn't know other countries listed gender on driver's licenses?? In the u.s. we only list sex and thats for, like, if you get knocked out in an accident and the emt has to dose your medicine

[cloudbeam]

I see responses in this vein all the time when trans people call for the removal of unnecessary gender markers, and ultimately what it usually comes down to is a call for people to actually care about people enough to do more than the absolute bare minimum.

as an EMT, you should not need a gender marker to let you know how much medication your patient needs. people of all sexes come in all sorts of sizes, and if you can’t visually ballpark their weight to determine how much epinephrine they need, i’m sorry, but you’re not competent at your job. most medicines are not metabolized wildly differently by different sexes, and the vast majority of the time, EMTs have to readjust dosage administration throughout the time they’re treating the patient!!! it really is like “make your best conservative guess to begin with and then go up from there if needed” in the vast majority of cases.

at some point it really does come down to caring about people enough to make a full assessment of each individual’s needs instead of relying on a gender marker which is both harmful to trans people and frequently unhelpful for everybody.

and cis people’s desperate clinging to “medicine” to justify the existence of gender markers in all contexts really just reveals that it was never about medicine to begin with — because they clearly know less about medicine than they claim.

[mamanabeille]

AEMT here, I am literally never going to pull out your ID to use as an aid for a medication dosage. That’s bullshit.

[whitepeopletwitter]

[everyfreakingusernameitryistaken]

Tony Hawk’s Twitter is a gold mine honestly

[everyfreakingusernameitryistaken]

[rosslynpaladin]

We Stan this San Diego Man

[sugawara--san]

this

[dooflizard]

C o m e d yy

[hugtheteadrinkthekitten]

Some recent gems:

[hugtheteadrinkthekitten]

And of course there’s

[theseaissilent]

[disease-danger-darkness-silence]

#where is race war tony hawk tweet thats my fav (via @laughingfish​)

I gotchu, bro:

[trilllizardstrikesback]

[abysmallylost23]

i’m wheezgJmf stoP

[assassinregrets]

[brunhiddensmusings]

“Coming back to where you started is not the same as never leaving.”

— Terry Pratchett, A Hat Full of Sky (via theartistryofreading)

[valsdas]

if you’re having a shit day, know this: my local zoo has an alpaca named alpacino.

[wholeheartedsuggestions]

trying to have the same mindset as “just cut your hair, it’ll grow back” when making decisions. they’re not all make or break.

[monsieurenjlolras]

but if I don't order the correct sandwich at this coffee shop my life will be destroyed

[wholeheartedsuggestions]

buy every sandwich just in case

[nudityandnerdery]

Horny bard is cancelled. We’re bringing the dad bard to the table.

Bardic Inspiration? Because I believe in you, champ!

Vicious Mockery? It’s all dad jokes.

Seducing NPCs? Nope, we’re using Persuasion to get them to give you information you need, because “I’m not angry, I’m just disappointed.”

Jack of All Trades? Yeah, yer old dad knows a little bit about everything.

Song of Rest? It’s called “tucking you in and giving you a bedtime story.”

Be the one to split up party treasure and tell them that this is their allowance.

Mix up your game. Put your bard in a polo shirt and cargo shorts. Hit that party with some Big Dad Energy.

[tsukinoinaba]

Dad Bard with a Dad Bod

[kingpin-of-steel-act3]

Awww shit yall know what it is

[sosuperawesome]

Dripping Honey Jewelry

Charming Little Fox on Etsy

[notallmensheviks]

where's the director's cut

[adamthegirl]

eric carle, 6/25/1929 - 5/23/2021

[guerrillatech]

[geistverrse]

I am literally begging, BEGGING modern media to portray healthy relationships. enough cheating. enough infidelity. enough disrespect. show me people who love each other, proper communication, and a strong mental as well as physical connection. I want plots about people who are madly in love with each other and STAY madly in love with each other. please. I am losing my mind.

[adv3nturelust]

It’s why everyone believes long-distance relationships are doomed to fail. TV/movies build them up to be this cursed thing that ends in devastating heartbreak and infidelity, when it absolutely never has to be this way. In fact, by its very nature, you develop friendship and love that transcends your physical attraction to the person

[still-godless-david]

Yes! More Morticia and Gomez Aadams type relationships, please.

[ace-trainer-risu]

Craft stores are just like "can I interest you in some...objects? some items? would you like some things?" and every time I'm like Oooh I love objects and items and things!

[yrbutchgf]

mentally im here

[lyingfigure]

look like i’m going for a swim....

[whitepeopletwitter]