The coolest girl you'll never know

Hi, I'm Nico~ elder emo x artist x acid outlaw

[allthemhorses]

which could mean nothing...

[couldnt-think-of-a-funny-name]

I seem to have accidentally stumbled onto Indeed For Creatures

[se7enmilesnake]

Finally! I job I *might* be qualified for

[d-lanx]

codypunk lovers tiff turns into them acquiring a third >:)

[status-quo-hater]

I think one of the funniest abortion stances I've heard was from my parents neighbor. He's a like, hard-core libertarian viking larper guy who is very tall and very fat and very bald.

He believes a fetus is human with a soul, but also its "basically attacking the woman's body" so if she wants to get rid of it, that's "basically self-defense". He compared it to shooting a home invader. So he supports abortion not as healthcare, but as killing a baby in self-defense

[status-quo-hater]

Y'know I'm so glad someone reminded me of this. Because this was also discussed.

My stepmother did NOT like the way her Libertarian Viking Neighbor framed pregnancy as the fetus "attacking the woman". She incredulously told him this was extremely disrespectful to expectant mothers to portray pregnancy as so violent and negative.

Libertarian Viking Neighbor's response was that people consensually hurt each other all the time, and "there's like a whole community about that, with the acronym the one that starts with a B" And his reasoning was that if the mother was consenting to bring attacked by the baby, it in fact wasn't violent and negative because there was consent.

He brought up people consensually hurting each other, didn't go for one of the obvious answers like boxing or body mods or something, no he went STRAIGHT TO BDSM and he DIDN'T EVEN REMEMBER THE ACRONYM

[moxleyrollins]

former happily married couple vs messy divorce arc

[se7enmilesnake]

Idk what's worse, Cody's bronzer, cm punks weird behind the war tattoo or the face we got another Friday night smackdown where these two DIDN'T KISS >:(((

[nic0las-uncaged]

someone played 3 Die Antwoord songs at this country themed pizza bar and it was so unbelievably jarring

[se7enmilesnake]

Was that "someone" 15 year old me with a time machine hell bent on terrorizing the fake ass country ppl of Fort Worth TX bc I think it was

[blackshvck]

the idea that every summer will be as hot if not hotter than this for the rest of my life is unbearable i need to (remembers suicide jokes are bad for my mental health) murder an oil executive

[dct239394cvvd098dffgggp]

the BEST THING about America is that one of their timezones is called mountain time. i cannot tell you how funny that is to me. it sure is always time for mountains in one fourth of america

[dct239394cvvd098dffgggp]

1/4 of you guys live like this

[se7enmilesnake]

Hell YEAH I live like this

[namethatghostling]

stop drinking beer with the deer and come have a cider with the spiderrrr

[se7enmilesnake]

Nah, I'm gonna drink gin with a hen

[creepycrag]

If you remember being a teenager you're a creep because you straight up saw yourself naked back then. The only way to be righteous is to obliterate your mind with drugs until you can't remember anything

[se7enmilesnake]

Don't worry, I'm on it! for morality's sake, of course.

[d-lanx]

"my partner, cm punk"

[burins]

watching my promised afternoon thunderstorm slip from a 90% chance to a 20% chance.... baby come back i can change

[d-lanx]

[se7enmilesnake]

If summer slam does not end with these two summer slamming I'm gonna be PISSED

[aru]

Tumblr Code.

[geekishchic]

If I ever see any of you in public, the code is “I like your shoelaces”

that way we know we’re from tumblr without revealing anything

I’m just going to say this to strangers until i find a tumblr person

must keep reblogering!! Im going to be so suspicious if any one tells me this now!

Remember the answer is: I stole them from the president.

always reblog tumblr identification

[worldheritagepostorganization]

World Heritage Post

[mousey-toy]

[se7enmilesnake]

Always. Accept.

[weirdo-offical]

go ahead ig.

[feastofsnakes]

this is actually literally how every day felt in high school

[se7enmilesnake]

Actuallllly... This is what it felt like every day for the 8 years I worked in a commission only sales job for a stupid tile shop