[tonyzaret]

[zarglepoetry]

buy here

[camodadcomic]

privacy PSA

[rainbowoftruthandlove]

[lesbianshepard]

look the ideal future is me having a strong girlfriend/wife who can effortlessly swing a sword but i know that future means me staring at her anxiously as she does sick sword stuff and going “babe, is that safe? babe are you sure you should do that? babe please be careful. babe. babe maybe we can just stare admiringly at that sword instead” 

[lesbianshepard]

future wife: hey look at me throw this axe with devastating accuracy 

me, with my heart rate skyrocketing: that’s so hot, honey, but is that, like, really sharp?

[vvindows98-archive-blog]

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SWAG IS FOR BOYS

MEN IS FOR MEN

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[neilnevins-deactivated20240617]

I think now that we’re in 2017 we can stop villainizing the witch from Hänsel and Gretel. Some kids ate her house. She gets to eat them. It was a fair deal.

[deb-oceans]

#Straight People™

[oncelerfucker69-deactivated2019]

[theweirdwideweb]

[deathandmysticism]

Martin Larmont, The Effects of Masturbation, Medical Adviser and Marriage Guide, 1861

[gucciballs-deactivated20200720]

sometimes it be like that

[megazord]

[thx]

lady gaga who?

[hilarioushumorfromouterspace]

[pancakeke]

[stilllifequickheart]

Giovanna Garzoni

A Bitch

1648

[avant-sad]

um, rude? let her enjoy her snack in peace

[thewritershandbook]

[carnival-phantasm]

pls go to brazil

[pope-goodvibes]

where is young thug

[crimecommitter420-deactivated20]

Please send feet pics

[weapons-grade-autism-deactivate]

show bobs and vangene

[homoluigi]

Please excuse the bones

[kalyayev-deactivated20180228]

Here Lies Johnny Pisshands

[3gayemus-deactivated20240227]

None Pizza Left Beef

[fullmetalwindbreaker]

what’s good homeboy lol