seagull-offical

hey I'm a seagull. wassup welcome to a new offical account. (no the baygull joke isn't funny)

[seagull-offical]

Reblog if you are a panini fairy

[gay-cheerios-offical]

The officalverse in *counts fingers* 5 words:

queer neurodivergent teenagers on crack

[seagull-offical]

Precisely

[zoroark-offical]

i’m boreddd reblog this and I’ll make you a little guy, probably a Pokémon or a cat

(Officals/officials only please)

[seagull-offical]

🍪🍪🍪 you get a cookie if you make me one :D

[whale-offical]

Must... follow... all...

OFFICALS

[seagull-offical]

Even me?? You get a free cookie🍪

[britain-offical]

if you eat tea and crumpets for breakfast every day for a year you become an honorary Brit

[idkimgayasf]

you can't eat crumpets for breakfast they're for lunch or tea

[seagull-offical]

HUH????

[seagull-offical]

Reblog if you are js a figment of @satan-offical imagination

[superhero-offical]

Pizza party has started

Welcome, all Officals who have decided to attend! Grab a slice, take a seat, and socialize!

[seagull-offical]

Yayyyy

[seagull-offical]

There is no gender only

S e a g u l l

[james-offical]

Bird discovered 🫵

would you like some fish sticks sire

[seagull-offical]

Why thank you :D

[seagull-offical]

There is no gender only

S e a g u l l

[girl-scouts-offical]

Reblog if

a. you’re in the officalverse

and

b. if when it’s cookie season you want a cookie

[seagull-offical]

I always want a cookie (i steal them from humans tho :D)

[scarletseacollectspronouns]

I am watching officalverse from a distance until i am brave enough to fully join whatever the heck is happening there

[seagull-offical]

J O I N U S.

[seagull-offical]

@morbidlypunny I have cookies??? 🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪

[morbidlypunny]

i know these were most likely snatched from the hands of a human, but who am i to question free cookies??

[seagull-offical]

Good please don't question them :D

[seagull-offical]

@morbidlypunny I have cookies??? 🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪

[king-of-oreo]

Guys I just realized I can never be a tumblr micro celeb T_T

To be one I need to be moots with satan

And she doesn’t really like me

For obvious reasons

[the-queen-of-geese]

Imagine if @satan-offical saw and reblogged this.

[cactus-coder-13]

yeah that'd be crazy if @satan-offical happened to see this

[the-queen-of-geese]

Wouldn't it just be wild if everyone who reblogged this post tagged @satan-offical

[weevil-offical]

It would be kinda crazy if @satan-offical saw this yk

[the-queen-of-geese]

Imagine if @satan-offical was just chilling and suddenly her phone started going off with soooo many people tagging @satan-offical and @satan-offical got curious and came and looked at this post wouldn't that just be wild

[satan-offical]

I will never follow King of Oreos

[the-queen-of-geese]

Chat we did it we summoned @satan-offical

[hadesbestgod]

I csnt believe we summoned @satan-offical becouse i thought @satan-offical was a celeb and @satan-offical didnt look at her tags. I cant belive @satan-offical saw this

[the-queen-of-geese]

I know right guys can you believe we really summoned @satan-offical

Wouldn't it be cool if we all went and found a random post and tried to summon @satan-offical on it

[old-radioactive-bread-offical]

Wait why does @satan-offical hate king of oreo

[the-queen-of-geese]

Cus he once said @britain-offical and I are cooler than @satan-offical

[britain-offical]

I mean we kinda are cooler but it's very difficult to be cooler than @satan-offical

[seagull-offical]

Bet we could summon @satan-offical with a pentagram. Do you reckon @satan-offical would be summoned by a pentagram? Or would @satan-offical prefer to just appear?

[seagull-offical]

Saw a post that said to type my gender is and tap the middle button or whatever so lets go....

My gender is...a bit of a man and I don't know what to do.

OMG. I'M GENDERFAUN WHAT. HEHAHABAHSHSUD.

[seagull-offical]

Hey you gave me food? Lemme summon my 5000000 family members real quick.

[seagull-offical]

*sees you drop a chip* * eats chip* *my entire family of 5000000 seagulls would also like feeding* HAHGAHSHAHAH